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Andrew
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Jan 19, 2015 09:23PM
What andrew you put out a weird western!? Dude I want it!!
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Hi Amaya, nice shades. You look weirdly familiar... ;-)Andrew, I like hearing that! As with all things ebook'd, I say check out the sample on Amz (or wherever else that can happen) - I'm confident the opening section will lure you in!
Hi Amaya, welcome to the Weird West!
LOL andrew. Thanks everyone and nice to meet u all as well ^.^
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Annnnd Ashe just jinxed us LOL (Kidding)
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And he may postdate your post after making you post!
Philip wrote: "And he may postdate your post after making you post!"That's a lotta post! o.o
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But if you post your post in an area labelled "Post No Bills", it may be deleted. So always trust the post system to the Pony Express!
Apropos of nothing:"Somebody comin'," he said softly. "Five or six, maybe." His words were spoken over an empty fire, for each of us vanished ghostlike into the surrounding darkness. I, fortunately, had the presence of mind to retain my coffee. With the Ferguson rifle in my right hand, I drank coffee from the cup in my left.
In a Weird Western, that might not purely be a figure of speech.
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I think we've worked around to "There Will Come a Pale Horse"
Dont Look a Dead Horse In The Mouth or You Can Lead a Dead Horse To Water But Can't Make Him Drink
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Ashe wrote: "Leading a dead horse to water seems like a lot of work. Horses are heavy."True, let me rephrase. It's an "undead" horse!
Dead horses can be led... you just need the right kind of "carrot".
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Undead horses prefer rotting carrots.And sugar cubes. Even undead horses like sugar cubes.
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Wow, we've really beat this horse to death.
Ashe wrote: "Undead horses couldn't drag me away.Wow, we've really beat this horse to death."
...or to..undeath o.O
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Ashe wrote: "We shall call this horse...Mr. undEd."And that one takes the crown lol
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Wow..who knew mentioned an undead horse would be so popular? lol
"I've been through the desert on a horse that eats brains..."
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I say "neigh" to all of this.
Has there ever been a ZombiCorn in a book? It will only lay its head in the lap of a truly debauched woman.
Valhalla used to be a fun place to spend eternity... then the pegasii got turned. Of course, they turned the Valkyrie, next.Guess what happened, when the zombie Valkyrie came back to Valhalla on their zombie horsies? Yep. Just one big picnic. Valhalla's no more.
I never wanted to be a flesh-eating zombie. I always wanted to be a... lumberjack!
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Well... someone just needs to make, "My Little Zombie".
Gumby & ZombieIt's funny because the zombie's teeth keep bouncing off Gumby. Because he's Gumby, damn it.
Maybe a remake of the tv series:Bigfoot and ZombieBoy
Electra Woman and Zombie Girl
Scooby-Doo, What Are You?
That's the show where they travel around in the Meat Wagon... ummm... eating people.
This is far too off-topic, now. To bring it back on topic:Did you ever watch that Weird Western tv series,
The Adventures of Brisco County Zombie?
I liked his voodoo zombie master, Lord Bowler.
James wrote: ""I've been through the desert on a horse that eats brains...""I'm probably going to be singing this in my head for the rest of the night trying to come up with lyrics to add lol.
James wrote: "Well... someone just needs to make, "My Little Zombie"."
YES!
Weird Westerns
Books mentioned in this topic
Ecotones - Ecological Stories from the Border Between Fantasy and Science Fiction (other topics)The Half-Made World (other topics)
The God Eaters (other topics)
End Trails - Two Stories of the Weird West (other topics)
