Calling all one-liner writers! "Zootar" commands you save an animal

[Jeff]

Help Wanted: Write fortunes & save animals!
My wife and I are volunteering later this month at our local animal shelter (https://www.facebook.com/COTanimals) and we are building a "Zootar" booth (inspired by the Zoltar booth of Big fame). The booth will pop out fortunes that support the mission of the shelter - spay, neuter, adopt, foster, etc.

I'm looking for one-liner fortunes. Please post or PM your gems and you'll be helping a worthwhile cause.

Example: "A four legged tall, dark and handsome stranger will soon enter your life!".

[Iesha (In east shade house at...)]

Here's a few: (I hope they help. If not I can try again :))

Joy will come to you soon.
A bouncey presence will cross your path very soon.
A pair of yellow eyes is following you.
You will hear a cry that will call to you from a small creature.

[Debbie]

The pitter-patter of paddy paws will presently fill your house with pleasure.

[Val]

You purrr-fect friend is waiting for you.

[Debbie]

You will write a happy ending to the tale of a wagging tail.

A bouncing bundle of fur needs you.

A BOOtiful black cat is waiting for a treat ~~ no tricks here, you will soon take him home!

[Debbie]

You are about to discover unconditional love.


(Don't know if I am late with this one...have you done Zootar yet, Jeff?)

[Jeff]

Still one week left to gather up pithy Zootar fortunes!

[Barbara, Founder and Moderator]

A fur baby won't ruffle your feathers.

(Okay, I will really have to think about these. LOL.)

[Barbara, Founder and Moderator]

Why did the dog cross the road?

A: to get to his forever home.

[Debbie]

Play fetch in the Field Of Dreams: if you adopt them, they will play!

[Jeff]

Good stuff, guys..keep them coming if you get more.

[Kim]

Four-legged love is about to come your way.

[Debbie]

You will soon share your home with someone new because you have a BIG heart.

[Debbie]

So, Jeff...any updates about Zootar? How did it go? Was it fun? Were there lots of adoptions?

[Jeff]

Our local shelter had 40 adoptions over the weekend after our "Howl at the Moon" event. The Zootar booth worked out well, too. Check out my "performance":

http://youtu.be/zBYilDWspVk

- Jeff

[Jeff]

..and I handed out many fortune cards, using my own one liners and those you guys graciously donated. Thanks again!

[Debbie]

Great news...and you looked like the real thing in that video! Sounds like a lot of fun...Congratulations!! =))

[Barbara, Founder and Moderator]

Looks great. Glad you got a lot handed out to help the shelter. And, love that your shelter had 40 adoptions.