Calling all one-liner writers! "Zootar" commands you save an animal

[Jeff]

Help Wanted: Write fortunes & save animals!
My wife and I are volunteering later this month at our local animal shelter and we are building a "Zootar" booth (inspired by the Zoltar booth of Big fame). The booth will pop out fortunes that support the mission of the shelter - spay, neuter, adopt, foster, etc.

I'm looking for one-liner fortunes. Please post or PM your gems and you'll be helping a worthwhile cause.

Example: "A four legged tall, dark and handsome stranger will soon enter your life!".

[Maureen]

From one therapy dog to another, "Do you want to talk about it?" Maureen O'Brien, author of "Waggin' Tales: Bogey's Memoir."