On - Off?

[Theodosia of the Fathomless Hall]

When are you on, when are you off?
First made on the excellent group, DumbleDORKS, the standard goes as follows:

On = Has been logged onto Goodreads and posting for more than thirty minutes, probably conversing...

Onish = Considering getting off, deliberating, has been on less than five minutes, etc.

Off = Off *clicks fingers* at this very second.

Offish = Soon, but still - Shouldn't I write that review?

Ghosting = Not posting, not occupied in conversation, exactly what it says on the tin.

Spoilers are possible, but again: use the handy-dandy spoiler tags. Employ courtesy of course and... Good luck!

[[deleted user]]

Wait. I'm confused. What do we do? Like if we're on right now, would we type on or something? *confused*

[Theodosia of the Fathomless Hall]

Apologies

[[deleted user]]

Im defiantly on right now :p