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message 151: by Will (new)

Will Once (willonce) | 3772 comments When you are Captain Hook.

Pleasure.


message 152: by Patti (baconater) (new)

Patti (baconater) (goldengreene) | 56525 comments But no nerve endings.

Memory.


Gingerlily - The Full Wild | 34228 comments But nothing that takes that type of memory card.


message 154: by Patti (baconater) (new)

Patti (baconater) (goldengreene) | 56525 comments Ahem.

Your turn, GL.


Gingerlily - The Full Wild | 34228 comments Inspiration


message 156: by Will (new)

Will Once (willonce) | 3772 comments But you can't be bothered to turn any of your ideas into action.

Chairs


Gingerlily - The Full Wild | 34228 comments But you have piles.


message 159: by Sophie (new)

Sophie | 373 comments But you have to fight a swarm of angry bees to get to it every time you want some.

Toilet paper


Gingerlily - The Full Wild | 34228 comments But its blocking your access to the toilet.

Green nail polish.


message 161: by Sophie (new)

Sophie | 373 comments But green is your least favourite colours

Cake


message 162: by Patti (baconater) (new)

Patti (baconater) (goldengreene) | 56525 comments Gingerlily - Elephant Philosopher wrote: "But its blocking your access to the toilet.

Green nail polish."


Funny. Gonna varnish my nails green after dinner!


message 163: by Patti (baconater) (new)

Patti (baconater) (goldengreene) | 56525 comments Sophie wrote: "But green is your least favourite colours

Cake"


But it's terribly dry and unfrosted.


message 164: by Will (new)

Will Once (willonce) | 3772 comments A moist and amply frosted cake


message 165: by Sophie (new)

Sophie | 373 comments But it makes you obese and your teeth rot

Eggs


message 166: by Will (new)

Will Once (willonce) | 3772 comments But they are in the cargo hold of an alien spaceship that the crew of the Nostromo have been instructed to investigate.

Kittens


Gingerlily - The Full Wild | 34228 comments But you're allergic to cats.

Blank CD roms


message 168: by Sophie (new)

Sophie | 373 comments But they also come with fleas

Chinese food


message 169: by Patti (baconater) (new)

Patti (baconater) (goldengreene) | 56525 comments But they've all been shaved.

Ice cubes.


message 170: by Sophie (new)

Sophie | 373 comments But you live in the Arctic

Wool


message 171: by Patti (baconater) (new)

Patti (baconater) (goldengreene) | 56525 comments But the final book in the series is nothing but bloated dross.

Pastries.


Gingerlily - The Full Wild | 34228 comments But you have a gastric band

4th of July balloons.


message 173: by Will (new)

Will Once (willonce) | 3772 comments But you are a hedgehog.

Oxygen


Gingerlily - The Full Wild | 34228 comments But you are an alien life form that breathes methane.

Used tea leaves.


message 175: by Will (new)

Will Once (willonce) | 3772 comments But you really wish it would come back.

Infinity


Gingerlily - The Full Wild | 34228 comments But it gives you indigestion.

sesame seeds


message 177: by Jim (new)

Jim | 21809 comments but they won't open, no matter how you say the word

marmite


message 178: by Sophie (new)

Sophie | 373 comments But you're a hater not a lover

Bubble bath


Gingerlily - The Full Wild | 34228 comments but you only have a shower.

everything


message 180: by Patti (baconater) (new)

Patti (baconater) (goldengreene) | 56525 comments But no cupboards to put it in.

Dried out leftover turkey.


Gingerlily - The Full Wild | 34228 comments but you're a vegetarian

smelly socks


Gingerlily - The Full Wild | 34228 comments But your ISP has cancelled your broadband, and you can't get any phone coverage....

selfie sticks


Gingerlily - The Full Wild | 34228 comments but you're allergic to it.


dental floss.


message 184: by Pam (new)

Pam Baddeley | 3334 comments But you've a full set of dentures.

Chocolate mints


message 185: by Patti (baconater) (new)

Patti (baconater) (goldengreene) | 56525 comments But you must dunk them in hot tea.

Used tissues. (Which I really do have an unlimited supply of at the moment)


Gingerlily - The Full Wild | 34228 comments But they are extremely infectious, and anyone who even looks at them gets the worst cold ever...

Lip balm


message 187: by Patti (baconater) (new)

Patti (baconater) (goldengreene) | 56525 comments But you've lost every single one.

Plastic shopping bags.


message 188: by Pam (new)

Pam Baddeley | 3334 comments But they all have holes in the bottom.

Brand new Kindles.


Gingerlily - The Full Wild | 34228 comments But no charger cables.

nappy liners


message 190: by Patti (baconater) (new)

Patti (baconater) (goldengreene) | 56525 comments But they're all full of green, runny shit.

One pound coins.


Gingerlily - The Full Wild | 34228 comments But you live in the Euro zone. Oh, wait.....


1 euro coins.


message 192: by Pam (new)

Pam Baddeley | 3334 comments But the Euro just collapsed.

bottles of Prosecco


message 193: by Patti (baconater) (new)

Patti (baconater) (goldengreene) | 56525 comments Unlimited bottles of prosecco???

Can't find any downside to that.

Television channels.


Gingerlily - The Full Wild | 34228 comments But nothing to watch on any of them.


Wine glasses


message 195: by Patti (baconater) (new)

Patti (baconater) (goldengreene) | 56525 comments But no little dangly charm thingies on the stems so you have no idea which one you were drinking from.

Corn remover pads.


message 197: by Pam (new)

Pam Baddeley | 3334 comments But you have a mouth ulcer

String beans


Gingerlily - The Full Wild | 34228 comments But they are written in a language no-one can understand.

Back issues of National Geographic


message 199: by Pam (new)

Pam Baddeley | 3334 comments ....after she lost her voice

Bird seed


Gingerlily - The Full Wild | 34228 comments But however carefully you water it, no bird ever sprouts from it....


Chopsticks


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