You are given an unlimited supply of something...

[Rosemary (grooving with the Picts)]

But absolutely no dishes to wash. Well, dash it.

[Patti (baconater)]

And after I spent half my morning juicing the fairies, too. :(

I just cracked myself up. Gawd, I'm weird.

[Rosemary (grooving with the Picts)]

It just took me at least 30 seconds to work that out. I really need to drink this coffee faster!

[Marc]

but sex games are out

[Patti (baconater)]

I think Nosemanny had to go to work, Marc. She'll have to wait til tonight for the sex games.

[Gingerlily - The Full Wild]

You have all the time in the world to do whatever you want.

[Patti (baconater)]

But your kindle has died.

[L.A.]

Which will fill my bubble machine to the brim and create so many bubbles for so long they will make a massive trail long enough to stretch to the land of penguins who will see the trail of bubbles glistening in the sky and follow it back to the beach in Cornwall where the bubble machine has been installed on the cliff overlooking the beach and set up the first penguin colony in Cornwall.

[L.A.]

What happened to the penguins?

[Patti (baconater)]

L.A. wrote: "What happened to the penguins?"

Were you perhaps on a different page, LA?

[Patti (baconater)]

You got an unlimited supply of hairpins.

[Marc]

but you can't recreate Pinhead from "Hellraiser"

[Gingerlily - The Full Wild]

An unlimited supply of printer ink.

[Marc]

but no paper

[Patti (baconater)]

Spoons

[Marc]

but no heroin to cook up

[Patti (baconater)]

Jeez, Marc!

Hahahaha!

[L.A.]

Patti (baconater) wrote: "L.A. wrote: "What happened to the penguins?"

Were you perhaps on a different page, LA?" They were there after all, above me!! When I looked the first time the post hadn't come through (washing up liquid, bubbles.......all round madness), now all is not lost after all!!

[Chris]

An unlimited supply of witty retorts

[L.A.]

With me on a desert island and only turtles for company

[Kasi]

episodes of Supernatural

[L.A.]

and no TV

[Kasi]

Ice cream

[Gingerlily - The Full Wild]

But you're locked in a sauna.

[Patti (baconater)]

Friends

[Will]

But you've already seen every episode a gazillion times and you can't stand Jennifer Aniston.

[Emma]

A lovely cup of tea

[Patti (baconater)]

With half a garibaldi sludge in the bottom.

[Emma]

A beautiful sunny day

[Gingerlily - The Full Wild]

Artichokes

[Kasi]

Emma (Em or Emz) wrote: "A beautiful sunny day"

But your locked inside a room without windows.

[Kasi]

Gingerlily - Elephant Philosopher wrote: "Artichokes"

But you can't open your mouth.

[Sophie]

Cheese

[Gingerlily - The Full Wild]

But you're on a liquids only diet.

[Sophie]

Haha I'd be gutted! I love cheese

Flowers

[Will]

But nobody has died recently

[Gingerlily - The Full Wild]

But you have hay fever

[Gingerlily - The Full Wild]

Shaving cream

[Sophie]

But you wax

[Patti (baconater)]

Diamonds

[Will]

But you can't stand "Love on the Rocks".

[Sophie]

Package holidays

[Will]

But you want Parcelforce to deliver your package to your home, and not send it on a holiday.

Fish and chips, wrapped in newspaper

[Patti (baconater)]

That you must share with an unlimited number of seagulls.

Crayons

[Sophie]

But no hands to draw with

[Sophie]

Romance novels

[Patti (baconater)]

But no barf bags.

Soup.

[Sophie]

But no spoons

[Sophie]

4G

[Patti (baconater)]

Yet no internet ready device.

Hand lotion.