You are given an unlimited supply of something...

[eastwood (do you feel lucky punk,well do ya)]

Made of sawdust

[Gingerlily - The Full Wild]

glitter

[A.L.]

Sam wrote: "Cake...

But you're surrounded by sweet stuff; all you've had to eat for weeks has been chocolate and marshmallows and candy and trifle... You'd kill for a sausage or a packet of crisps or a bowl o..."

I don't see the problem with this;)

[Lindsay]

Gingerlily - Elephant Philosopher wrote: "glitter"

But no vampires!

[David]

Gingerlily - Elephant Philosopher wrote: "glitter"

But he tells you to call him 'Uncle Gary'.

[Gingerlily - The Full Wild]

Shudder....


Batteries

[Simon (Highwayman)]

But 4 out of five are flat and there is no way to tell which ones except try them.

[Patti (baconater)]

Simon (Highwayman) wrote: "But 4 out of five are flat and there is no way to tell which ones except try them."

Not the sort you can just lick, eh?

[Patti (baconater)]

Soft fruits.

Seems this is reality at the moment.

[Gingerlily - The Full Wild]

but you have no containers and they are sitting in heaps going soggy and fermenting

[Simon (Highwayman)]

Hmmm. Fermenting fruit. What could possibly go wrong

[Patti (baconater)]

Black currant cordial.

[Gingerlily - The Full Wild]

no water

[Patti (baconater)]

Gingerlily - Elephant Philosopher wrote: "no water"

But unlimited vodka?

[Gingerlily - The Full Wild]

and your doctor says no alcohol.

(and that means no vodka)
(yes you)
(YOU Patti!)

[eastwood (do you feel lucky punk,well do ya)]

is this the patti and ginger show ? :-)

[Gingerlily - The Full Wild]

eastwood (do you feel lucky punk,well do ya) wrote: "is this the patti and ginger show ? :-)"

No. Its the Ginger and Patti show.

[eastwood (do you feel lucky punk,well do ya)]

sorry should have known.

[Patti (baconater)]

Unlimited Ginger and Patti

[eastwood (do you feel lucky punk,well do ya)]

but no show

[Gingerlily - The Full Wild]

Private members only...

[Patti (baconater)]

But no privates

[eastwood (do you feel lucky punk,well do ya)]

Balls

[Gingerlily - The Full Wild]

but no hands

[Chris]

Crisps (or for those in the US, 'chips')

[Simon (Highwayman)]

Only prawn cocktail flavour

[Gingerlily - The Full Wild]

Sea urchins

[Chris]

But you must find them all a home

[Patti (baconater)]

Tea bags

[Gingerlily - The Full Wild]

But no means of heating water.

[Patti (baconater)]

Hot water

[Gingerlily - The Full Wild]

But nothing to put in it.

[Patti (baconater)]

Brown crayons.

[L.A.]

Large whole fresh Haddock

[Patti (baconater)]

But no tartar sauce.

[L.A.]

Smoke it first thing, fresh off the smoker with poached eggs for breakfast, later for lunch in kedgeree, with curry sauce.

[Patti (baconater)]

Interesting thing. You'd never find kedgeree in an Indian restaurant in India. Not a 'proper' one, anyway.

Kedgeree is a very British creation, I believe.

[L.A.]

I suspect you're right. Also I'm told it isn't eaten with curry sauce. I just know i love freshly home smoked Haddock, and Louise makes a terrific sauce to go with the Kedgeree, otherwise I think it's unnecessarily dry!

[Patti (baconater)]

Back on topic!

You've been given an unlimited supply of curry sauce!

[L.A.]

Fantastic choice; just add an unlimited supply of Monkfish & white & brown crab meat to make an unlimited supply of monkfish & crab curry!!

[Marc]

you've been presented with an unlimited supply of toy soldiers

[Patti (baconater)]

Yet no magnifying glass with which to melt them.

[Marc]

good one

[L.A.]

But there is an unlimited supply of oil.

[Chris]

However the world has adjusted to living with renewable energy sources.

An unlimited supply of kubrick films

[Marc]

but your eyes have to be viced open 24-7

[Gingerlily - The Full Wild]

But with very sore eyes and a thumping headache.

[L.A.]

So you need an unlimited supply of paracetamol

[Gingerlily - The Full Wild]

But the parrots eat 'em all.

[Patti (baconater)]

You have been awarded an unlimited supply of Fairy liquid.