TWILIGHT HATERS discussion
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EW! omg thats so sick!!! *fraks out* *faints*
*shudders* that is sooooooo scary...
did you see the DESCRIPTION?!
did you see the DESCRIPTION?!
Oh FFS!Seriously!?
I dont even think HARRY POTTER went this far!
And there better written...
but they ARE 10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000% better than twilight...
What's next? Edward underwear? Alice magic-8 balls?I hope someone invents twilight tissues.
I blow my nose in you!
Why... I don't understand... this is the most idiotic thing IVE EVER SEEN!! Who made that thing?!
Jesse wrote: "Why... I don't understand... this is the most idiotic thing IVE EVER SEEN!! Who made that thing?!"Some sick person, I bet.
Someone who obviously doesn't know that Edward is secretly dating Jacob. I mean come on its obvious their hiding their love from Bella. Bella is just in denial.
uh oh.. its something that women and some men use to pleasure themselves. They insert inside their choice of area and turn it on and it vibrates and the person using it usually doesn't stop until they climax or in other words have an orgasm. Sorry if you think its gross but it is what is.
And don't ask how I know. I hate my friends
*shudders* ... it's ok... *leaves topic*
You didn't know what vibrators were? Gosh, hate to take your innocence.
I don't even know how I knew that, I just do.
Meanwhile, in a totally different state of mind...
EDWARD vibrators?! Who's brilliant idea was that???
SM was the chick in high school who couldn't get any. So she made Twilight to live out her fantasy through Bella. See, it all makes sense.
They have Edward Vibrators!?*Shudders*
She's the one who needs help. Its her fault for every girl daydreaming about non exsistant beings. Like my friends.
I am deleting that horribly gross thought out of my mind now, 'kay? Kay.ugh
*forrrgggettttt*
*forget*
*foooorrrrrggetttt*
*forget*
*fooooooorrrrrrggggetttt*
OHMYGOD!!!!!!!!!EDWARD VIBRATORS?!?!?!
*GRABS A GUN AND SHOOTS MYSELF*
*BAM!!!*
*Proclaims from grave:* If there are gonna be twilight condoms, i am going to weep in my grave!
*chuckles in grave:* OOouh, that'd be ironic! Since Bella and Edward didnt use any! lol!!!!!!
O.o Stephanie o.O wrote: "SHHH!!! dont give people ideas!!!"Whoops!!!!!!!!!!
*Whistles innocently*
*I diiiiddnt sayyy annyythiingg...*
Heheheehehe:):)*closes eyes and pretends i have been dead the whole time....(and didnt say anything...)*
EyesOnFire wrote: "Hmm lets see how much merchandise they've created now:Twilight Clothing
Twilight Jewlery
Twilight Shoes
Twilight "Action Figures" (DOLLS!!!)
Twilight Edward Vibrators
Twilight Books (gotta..."
This just in Twilight makeup! Seriously they need to stop making all of the twilight crap.
http://www.newmoonmovie.org/2009/08/n...
Kennedi wrote: "EyesOnFire wrote: "Hmm lets see how much merchandise they've created now:Twilight Clothing
Twilight Jewlery
Twilight Shoes
Twilight "Action Figures" (DOLLS!!!)
Twilight Edward Vibrators
Twilight ..."
yikes!
Jesse wrote: "Someone who obviously doesn't know that Edward is secretly dating Jacob. I mean come on its obvious their hiding their love from Bella. Bella is just in denial. "LOL, you know thats exactly what my friend said!
Kennedi wrote: "Do people really buy this crap?!
http://www.streetlevel.com/2009/08/21..."
ok that's like really gross and all, but why'd they have to make it worse by saying give it to you're little sister?? and i couldn't help noticing he was staring at the toilet and not the actual shower part...
http://www.streetlevel.com/2009/08/21..."
ok that's like really gross and all, but why'd they have to make it worse by saying give it to you're little sister?? and i couldn't help noticing he was staring at the toilet and not the actual shower part...
Chris wrote: "Kennedi wrote: "Do people really buy this crap?!http://www.streetlevel.com/2009/08/21..."
ok that's like really gross and all, but why'd they have to make it w..."
true...the vibrators...*shudders* thats just messed up...i'm gonna cry...
same here... *shudders* i am officially disturbed
VIBRATORS? SERIOUSLY?! VIBRATORS?!i dont think i can go to sleep tonight....
that is DISTURBING!!!!!!
A FREAKING SHOWER CURTAIN! THAT IS SOOOOOOOOOOO WRONG!
sadly..there is more:TWILIGHT GOOGLE http://twilightgoogle.com/
TWILIGHT ice cream, candies
TWILIGHT bags, band aid, room&home decorations, lunch boxes...
Oh god, what's next, Edward Tampon?They suck all the blood
Im cracking up.
I am not human. I am a monkey
I am not human. I am a monkey
Sisi wrote: "Oh god, what's next, Edward Tampon?They suck all the blood"
... I thought we were going to keep this PG guys. Plus I think you may have pemently scar me for life.
Now the creepy stalker vampire can watch you shower.
Steven wrote: "Sisi wrote: "Oh god, what's next, Edward Tampon?They suck all the blood"
... I thought we were going to keep this PG guys. Plus I think you may have pemently scar me for life."
lol funny, tho the tampon thing is CREEPY! Did u know theres a freaking jonas brother tampon!
http://www.streetlevel.com/2009/08/21...