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Heroes Of Olympus Truth or Dare
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Sep 14, 2014 04:23PM
Anyway, here's my sucky cover:
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I think it looks great. But isn't there Nico in it or...
I know, that was the problem I had with this cover! I couldn't find any pics of the seven with him and the others...that was annoying
Hello all you amazing people actually reading this!Jason: No offense, but I highly doubt the people reading this are amazing
Me: This is why you have less fans then Percy
Jason: That's mean!
Me: Tell that to the people who you just insulted
Jason: I SAID NO OFFENSE
Me: OKAY, THEN NO OFFENSE, JASON, BUT YOU HAVE LESS FANS THAN PERCY. HOW'S THAT?
Percy: YES! I'M MORE FAMOUS THAN JASON
Leo: How many fans do I have?
Me: If I answer all of your questions, then this will end in blood
Leo: ...
Me: Mainly, a three-way fight between you, Percy, and Jason.
Jason: Yeah, I can see that ending in blood
Annabeth: The probably of injuries is probably 100 to the-
Percy: We get it!
Me: We need to spice this up with some more people...hmm. how 'bout Hazel and Frank?
Percy: I have honestly never felt so bad for anyone in my entire life
Me: Don't worry, I won't hurt them...much...
Annabeth: Much? I think you mean torture them like they stole your favorite book
Leo: I think that's just you, Annie
Annabeth: WHAT DID YOU JUST CALL ME???
Leo: Nothing, I swear!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Percy, save me!
Percy: You're on your own, dude.
Jason: Someone always manages to piss Annabeth off during these things. Hmm...I wonder why...
Me: *Laughs evilly* Leo better run
Annabeth: *Chases him with the sword Damasen gave her* YOU WON'T GET WAY!!!!!!!!
Me: Hey, don't torture him!
*Everone stares at her in shock*
Me: *Grins* I have to have him in one piece or torturing him wouldn't be fun
*Everyone sighs in relief*
Percy: For a moment there...
Annabeth: Not the only one, Seaweed Brain
Me: Anyway, this is an extremely long I-don't-know-what-to-call-it. So, back to the story!
Nico's POV
Before Percy even asks the question, I know what I' going to say. In no way would I pick truth. Every single one of those annoying Aphrodite girls(excluding Piper) tried to match me with someone. This might be Percy instead of an Aphrodite girl, but I wasn't taking any risks. (A/N IF YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT, THEN I TAKE IT YOU HAVEN'T READ HOUSE OF HADES. NO MORE SPOILERS, I PROMISE)
"Nico, truth or dare?'
"Dare," I say immediately. He grins and I'm wondering if this really is the safest choice.
"I dare you to shadow-travel to the Roman bathhouses in Camp Jupiter, and the girls', not the boys."
How could someone so idiotic be so deviously smart???
I sigh. Best get this over with. I stand up and concentrate. (A/N. I've forgotten how he shadow travels. I feel stupid. Please don't yell at me about how inaccurate this is)
I disappear and reappear in the girl's bathhouses. I have my eyes closed. I don't here anyone scream, so I slowly open my eyes. I see Reyna, with a sword pointed at my throat. Her eyes are filled with rage. I stumble back. There aren't a lot of things that can scare me, but Reyna looks scarier then a god right now.
"What. Are. You. Doing. Here???," she screams. I stutter and whimper.
"T-truth or d-dare."
"What??? Speak up!" She yells, the tip of her sword still at my throat.
I hold up my hands. "We were playing truth or dare and this was my dare." When I feel like that's not a good enough reason, my eyes drift around, trying to think of something. I see a magazine lying on the floor. A magazine? And...it looks like a one of those weird magazines with makeup and models and all that stuff.... Hmm....what if they're her's? No, that would be impossible...it could be someone else's. Oh well, I'm going to be killed anyway. Might as well try.
"Wait! I know your secret!"
She raises an eyebrow. "What secret?," she says. "Choose your words carefully, because I'm not very happy with you right now."
I hesitate and nod towards the magazines. "You read those, don't you? In the bathroom, so no one will know."
To my surprise, she pales. "Don't tell anyone! Not a word, and I'll....let you go. But the next time you're in hear I swear I will kill you. Got that?"
It actually worked! Yes. I nod and scramble out. On the way out, I see Hazel and Frank. Hazel blinks.
"Hello, Nico, what are you doing here?"
I pale (he's already way too pale) and just say truth or dare.
Frank's eyes light up and Hazel just looks confused. Of course, the time skip, I think bitterly.
"What's truth or dare?"
I sigh. "Come on, I'll show you.
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Me: I apologize if it wasn't funny
Nico: Funny? I was almost killed by Reyna!
Me: That's your fault
Nico: MY FAULT??? YOU-
Me: LANGUAGE
Nico: O-of course, s-Sorry
Me: That's better, Bye!
Can't get enough of these. They're too fabulous. Can I do a few with you?
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you can't say no to that face, Kamiko!
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NO NOT THOSE FACES. I. WILL. NOT. GIVE. UPOh, well, I tried. I'll have a new chapter in a week
Again, hello!Hazel: What's going on?
Percy: Oh, you know. Torture with a side dish of murder.
Hazel: Um....
Me: Yep. Oh, I haven't done this in a long time....Disclaimer: I do not own any of the characters (unfortunately) If I did, I would definitely make a new series and put them through all kinds of new tortures!!!! Hmm...I can still write a fanfic though....
Percy: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO--
Me: Be quiet
Leo: Wait, if you don't own us, then how are you writing this??????
Me: *Sighs* Not even going to bother
Leo: What!! Tell me!
Hazel: So what is going on?
Frank: Yeah
Me: Truth or Dare
Frank: Cool
Hazel: Truther Dare? What in Pluto's underpants is that???
Pluto: WHO MENTIONED MY UNDERPANTS
Me: Go away.
Pluto: B-Bye
Me: Anyway, Truth or Dare. Read the last four chapters
10 min later....
Hazel: Sort of got it. Sounds groovy
Percy: GROOVY???? We seriously need to fix your language
Hazel: What's wrong with my language??
Me: Anyway, where did Jason, Piper, Nico, and Annabeth go?
*Looks around*
Me: Oh, they're trying to escape. That's hilarious
Percy: How is that hil-hil-
Me: Hilarious
Percy: Whatever
Me: Just watch
*Magically appears in front of them and points back to Cabin 3*
Percy: ANNABETH YOU LEFT WITHOUT ME. HOW COULD YOU?
Annabeth: Sorry, Seaweed Brain, it's every demigod for themselves.
Me: Next round up!
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Hazel's POV
I nervously waited as Nico spins the bottle. To my horror, it lands on me. Oh, crud
"Truth or Dare?" he asks. I bite my lip.
"Truth," I say. He rolls his eyes.
"Besides Frank, who would you kiss in this room?," he asks.
I groan, not wanting to answer."Come on," he prods. That evil kid.
"Fine," I snapped. I took a deep breath.
"Leo," I whispered as quietly as I could.
"What's that?," Nico said.
"Leo!," I shouted. "Happy now?,"
"Not particularly," he said with a smug smile. I looked around the room. It was dead silent.
"What?," I snapped. "Let's keep playing."
I spin the bottle, praying to Pluto it lands on Nico.
It lands on Frank. "Gosh darn!," I swore.
Percy burst into laughter, shutting his mouth as I glared at him.
"Dare," Frank says before I get a chance to say anything. He's upset, of course, but I try to ignore my guilt.
"This is going to be done in secret. Follow me." He obliges and we walk out of the cabin as I tell him. His eyes widen.
"No!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO N-"
"Either take off your clothes or do it," I interrupt. He glares. "Fine."
I walk back in. They all look up at me.
"Where's Frank.?" all of them ask me at the same time.
"Oh, you know. Places. " I shrug.
Percy coughs. *Cough* Places? Cough*
"So I'll spin the bottle for him, you know, so we can resume."
"That's not fair!," Nico cries. I smile evilly at him. "Oh yes it's fair. Brother, dear. You better hope this doesn't land on you. I spin the bottle. This time not praying to Pluto. _________________________________________________________
Meanwhile at Olympus
Mars: That daughter of Pluto is a b-
Hera: Language!
Mars: They're in an unhealthy relationship! Not only that, but did you hear what she's making the poor kid do????
Zeus: What are you doing here anyway? Your Mars! Get out!
Mars: Never!
*Thunder*
Mars: Ba-bye
Zeus: That's better.
Zeus: Wait, now I'm alone!
Hera: So I don't count, do I?
Zeus: N-no. It's just that-
Hera: What?
Aphrodite: Oh you know, it's because I'm way prettier
Athena: *Cough* With mashed potatoes for brains *Cough*
Aphrodite: That was an extremely long cough. Cough drop?
Athena: No
Aphrodite: But-
Athena: No
Aphrodite: But-
Athena: No
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Me: And that's a wrap! I'm so sorry for not updating and for this chapter not being as funny.....but the next chapter will be way funnier, I promise
Frank: WHAT?? MY DARE IS GOING TO BE HORRIBLY PAINFUL AND IT'S NOT EVEN FUNNY. WHY DO I ALWAYS GET THE SHORT END OF THE STRAW.
Me: Oh, don't worry, the next chapter will be featuring your dare. MWAH-HA-HA
Frank: Actually never mind...you know what-
Me: Too late, sucker!
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I NEED MORE FOR MY LIFE TO FUNCTION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Me: The moment of truth has finally come!*Hazel Blinks Innocently*
Nico: Why do I have a bad feeling
Hazel: Maybe someone died and you're just feeling side effects
Nico: This is not the same feeling
Hazel: Are you sure? Because I foresee death after you find out about the dare.
Nico: Ok, now I have to see what's going on. Where is everyone?
Me: Oh, you know, strolling
Nico: Um....
Hazel: I don't believe that coming from you
Me: I'm flattered
Percy: Don't worry, we were just strolling.
Annabeth: Although you're right to not trust her
Me: *Nods* I've taught you well
Jason: Hey, Percy, what does the fish say?
Percy: What?
Me: That's actually a good question
Percy: Well....um...well...they..like..um...like....weeeeeeeeeeeeel.....like...um
Me: You don't know, do you?
Percy: Of course I do! They...um
Annabeth: They-
Jason: Hang on, let's see if he can figure it out
Percy: You're so mean! Fine, Idk
Annabeth: What does Idk mean
Percy: I don't know
Annabeth: Then why did y-
Percy: Nvm
Annabeth: What does that mean?
Percy: Nevermind
Annabeth: WHAT! TELL ME!
Percy: WHAT THE HECK! THAT'S WHAT-
Jason: Hang on, let's see if she can figure it out
Me: Ohhhhhkay, and you guys think I'm crazy
Hazel: You are
Me: Correct!
Nico: Ugh, whatever
Me: You're moody
Nico: I'm the son of Hades!
Me: Ok, let's continue with the story
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Nico's POV
Of all the people in the cabin it lands on me. Great. I sigh. "Dare," before she can say anything.
She grins. "I dare you to watch all the twilight movies."
They all gasp. Annabeth says, "Oh, gods, those horrible movies/books!!!!!!!!!!!!! I feel so bad for you, Nico."
I'm left confused. Judging by the grim looks on everyone's faces, they would rather go through Tartarus. I've never watched Twilight, but I don't think it could possibly that bad.
I rolled my eyes. "You guys are pathetic. Fine, let's go." Leo looks like he's tearing up.
"That's a true warrior right there, I envy you." Are they really that bad? As I walk out the cabin, they all line up with solemn faces and salute me. With all the drama going on, it's like they just found out I was dying.
Which, they have before, and they were never this solemn. I shake my head. How bad could it be?
Several Hours Later
I was wrong. I get out of the cabin, even more pale and stumbling. Those were the worst hours of my life. Just kidding! I actually loved Twilight. The love story was amazing.
Percy rushes up to me. "Nico, are you alright?"
"I'm fine. Those movies were great!"
Percy looks at me, worried. "Nico, are you okay?"
"Of course I'm okay! Why wouldn't I be okay???," I reply
"Well, for one thing you just called a teenage romance great."
I roll my eyes. "It was amazing! How could anyone hate it?"
He stares at me. "ANNABETH!!!!!!!!!!!!! NICO NEEDS HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
She comes running. "What? It's those movies, isn't it?"
"I'm fine," I say. I keep walking towards my cabin.
Percy blocks my way, much to my irritation. "Uh, you might not want to go to your cabin."
I look at him, worried. "Why????"
"There are some minor...." I push past him before he finishes. Something had better not have happened to my cabin. There's a crowd around it.....I come up and see....
My cabin, painted rainbow and with unicorns prancing on the side.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. MY EYES." I yell. Everyone's laughing. "WHO DID THIS????" I look around, ready to blow up.
My eyes settle on him. "It was you, wasn't it?," my eyes are bugging out
He takes a step back. "It was a dare. Don't take it personally. A-and the I-Iris kids helped." he says. I glance at Butch. As soon as my eyes are off Frank, he starts running.
"HEY! COME BACK YOU-"
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Meanwhile at Olympus
Hades: Ares, you're son will pay!
Ares: You do realize it was your daughter's fault, do you?
Athena: He actually makes sense for once
Ares: Thank you! Wait, was that an insult
Athena: Annnnnnnnnd he's dumb again
Hades: That's besides the point! Your son should have surrendered.
Ares: A child of mine never surrenders!
Athena: You do realize that it's just truth or dare, right?
Ares: It's an all-out war! No one is safe! Nico was too weak to survive.
Athena: He survived the Twilight movies
Hades: I LOVE THOSE MOVIES
Aphrodite: ME TOO. BELLA AND EDWARD ARE TOO CUTE
Hades: YAAAAAAAAAAS
Ares: He did not just say that
Athena: I think he did
Ares: I am forever scarred
Athena: Me too
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Me: I HAVE 706 READS!!!!! HALLELUJAH. And no, I did not spell that on my own
Annabeth: I can't believe Nico liked Twilight
Me: Like father, like son.
Percy: HADES LIKES TWILIGHT????????
Hazel: I think Nico enjoyed the dare more than hating it
Nico: BELLA AND EDWARD FOREVES
Me:...............
Annabeth:................
Percy:.....................
Hazel:...................
Frank....................
Jason:................
Piper:...................
Leo:.....................
The Whole Universe:..................
Nico: What?
*********Not bashing Twilight, just making a joke**********
OMG!! WHAT A GREAT IDEA FOR A DARE! MORE!!!!!! Amazingness...
Me: I know Frank's dare wasn't featured that much, but I gotta keep you on your toesPiper: You don't have to, you could just end this whole game
Me: Hmm....well I guess....
Jason: Really?
Me: NOT!
Leo: I knew it was too good to be true
Frank: I'm about to get murdered by di angelo. Do you even care?
Me: *Sigh* I see you haven't learned your lesson. OF COURSE I DON'T CARE
Frank: I'm hurt
Hazel: Don't take it personally. She loves us, she just doesn't show it on the outside
Me: She means I love to torture you
Annabeth: I'm pretty sure she loves to torture us
Percy: Yeah
Me: Percy says something smart!
Percy: Hey!
Nico: She has a point
Frank: Oh no
Me: Don't worry, I'll leave the torture and death for the main part of the story
Frank: How long do we have?
Nico: I'll get you
Percy: Oh, gods
Annabeth: No one is safe
Frank: Hazel, what have you done?
Hazel: Why are you blaming it on me?
Frank: You're the one who gave me the dare
Piper: Trouble in paradise.
Me: They're having their first fight
Frank: Well, it's not my fault you gave me-
Hazel: You should have just taken your clothes off instead!
Frank: You would have loved that, huh?
Percy: Oh no, they can't fight! FRAZEL MUST LIVE ON
Piper: YES
Leo is a single lady: YAAAAAAAAAAAS
Me: You guys are just....
Hazel: Frazel?
Frank: Frazel?
Frazel: We can't deny our fans
Me: I think Aphrodite or Piper has done something to Percy, Leo, and Frazel
Piper: YOU SAID THE SHIP NAME. HOLY HERA
Annabeth: Hera isn't really that holy, in my opinion
Me: Just because I like to torture you people doesn't mean I'm not a devoted fangirl. I ship Brason especially
Jason: Why do I have a feeling Brason has something to do with me
Piper: 'Cuz it does, Sparky
Me: NO. BRASON BEFORE JASPER
Hazel: Uh....
Annabeth: This is what I can make out: Brason is Brick+Jason, Jasper is Jason+Piper
Hazel: Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Leo: He does seem to have a knack for getting hit in the head with objects
Jason: Hey!
Me: It's true
Me: SUPPORT THE SHIP, DEMIGODS OUT THERE. BRASON FOREVER
Jason:.....
Piper:......
Percy:......
Annabeth:.......
Nico:.......
Frank:......
Hazel:......
Fangirls (hopefully): BRASON FOREVER
Leo is a single lady: Did no one see my name?
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Leo's POV
The game is on again, but without Nico or Frank. Poor guy. Hazel spins the bottle, in Frank's place and it lands on me. Before she asks, we hear screams outside.
I wince. It's Frank's voice. I really feel bad for him. Death Breath is scary.
Hazel isn't affected by the shouts. I don't know whether I should be impressed or scared.
"Dare," I say, even though I know something terrible is coming.
"Sing, 'I'm a little teapot' with actions.," she says
My face immediately turns red. This is my dignity on the line! Should I take off my shirt......?
No, that would be chickening out. I get up and start singing.
Frank's POV
I'm a squirrel right now. This is not fair. I've already been jabbed, poked, and kicked by Nico. That kid knows how to throw a tantrum.
"Come out, Frank!," he yells
I make whatever sound a squirrel does and find a new hiding place. I hear somone coming and before I can run, I see hooves and a face peering at me. It's a fawn.
"You don't look or at like most of the squirrels," he says.
I nod my head.
His face brightens.
"You're the Frank Percy talks about!,"
I jump up and down.
"But, why are you a squirrel?"
"Come out Frank!," Nico yells.
The fawn grimaces.
"Nevermind. Come on, I'll get Percy's help."
I jump on his arm.
Leo's POV
I'm a little teapot
Short and stout
Here is my handle
Here is my spout
When I get all steamed up
I just shout
Tip me over and pour me out
I'm a very special pot
It's true
Here's an example of what I can do
I can turn my handle into a spout
Tip me over and pour me out
I'm a little teapot
Short and stouts
Here is my handle
Here is my spout
When I get all steamed up
I just shout
Tip me over and pour me out
I'm a very special pot
It's true
Here's an example of what I can do
I can turn my handle into a spout
Tip me over and pour me out
The whole time I'm making little spouts with my arms and I tip over and all that stupid stuff. Being a teapot, is not fun. Believe me.
Everyone is clapping and taking a video with a camera that I smuggled here a few weeks ago. I regret doing that.
I drop down, glaring at Hazel.
"I am so going to get revenge."
Annabeth shakes her head.
"It's better if you don't. She'll be in possession of the bottle again, so she'll come up with some crazy truth or dare."
She's right, of course, but I still want revenge.
I spin the stupid cursed bottle.
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Meanwhile at Olympus
Aphrodite: He's a bad singer
Hephaestus: Shut up
Aphrodite: And a bad dancer
Hephaestus: Shut up
Athena: I have to agree. He's a horrible singer and dancer.
Hephaestus: You're just jealous that he has more fans than Piper and Annabeth
Athena: That's only be-
Hephaestus: Yes, his fanbase will now skyrocket because nothing is cuter than a guy dancing and singing 'I'm a little teapot'
Aphrodite: But-
Hephaestus: He'll have even more fanmobs!!!!!!!!!!!
Hephaestus: And-
Athena and Aphrodite: STOP
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Me: I updated sooner this time!
Grover: I'm in the story
Me: Yep
Grover: OH MY GODS I'M IN THE STORY
Me: Yep
Grover: OH MY-Wait, the Roman kid call me a fawn
Me: Yep
Grover: A FAWN. A FREAKING FAWN
Me: Oh, no
Grover:I AM NOT A FAWN I AM A SAT-
Me: And that's a wrap! Goodbye!
Grover: Wait, I didn't get to finish m-
Me: BYE
YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Me: Gah, now with school back from break, I only get the computer on weekends. My dad's faultJason: HOORAY FOR YOUR DAD
Percy: LESS TORTURE
Leo: I LOVE YOUR DAD
Me: Wait a sec, that doesn't mean I won't be updating
All three mean people: Fudge
All three mean people: Wait, why are our names like that. WE ARE NOT MEAN
Me: You were happy that I wouldn't get to torture you anymore
Annabeth: That's within reason
Me: This is my story and I get to say what's within reason and what's not
Hazel: I believe this is called a tantrum
Leo: Awww, that's hilariously funny
Annabeth: They mean the same thing
Percy: She's right
Leo: You only agree with her because she's your girlfriend and she would beat you up if you didn't
Me: True dat
Jason: And wait, when did Leo get that smart
Piper: My boy has grown up. *Sheds a tear*
Leo is still a single lady: NOPE I'M STILL A KID. I'M STILL HOT STUFF
Me: Forget what they said
Annabeth: It would be nice to talk to someone intelligent
Percy: Excuse me?
Piper: No offense, Percy, but you're not a person I would call intelligent
Jason: I don'd think he's a person anyone would call intelligent
Percy: You guys are so mean
Me: Don't be mean to Percy! He's my favorite!
Percy: Um...what is that supposed to mean?
Me: You're my favorite to torture
Leo: Haha, sucker!
Me: Wait, a sec, before I have to torture anyone, Frank and Grover are joining
Jason: Is Nico done with him?
Me: No, Frank's currently a squirrel
Piper: So he can't play the game?
Me: Nope, but he's getting tortured enough by his fear of Nico. So it's a win-win for me
Piper: *Sigh* People rarely change
Percy: IDC. HE HAS TO PLAY THE GAME IT'S NOT FAIR
Me: Awww, I think he's jealous of the fact that Frank doesn't have to play
Percy: Am not!
Annabeth: Yes, you are
Me: Don't worry, in Frank's place will be Grover
Grover: PERCY
Percy: Sorry, Grover
Hazel: I'm still worried about Frank
Me: As of right now, he's shivering in fear in Percy's cabin
Hazel: That's good
Piper: Um.....he's shivering in fear, poor squirrel
Hazel: At least he's safe
Jason: I wouldn't call shivering in fear safe. Especially if you're a squirrel
Me: I would. You guys should be praising my generosity. He escaped Nico's wrath with only a few scratches
Percy: He's still a squirrel
Annabeth: Considering your history, though, you're right, we should thank you for being lenient
Me: See! Annabeth is warming up to me
Annabeth: No, I'm not
Me: Denial is the first step
Annabeth: Just get to the story
Me: It's someone's time of the month. Ok, back to the story!
Annabeth: What did you say?????!!!!!!!
Me: Nothing! Bye!
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Annabeth's POV
I watch as Leo spins the bottle Grover is sitting next to me. The bottle stops, but it's between me and Grover.
"Hmmm....." Leo thinks. "What do you do if it lands in between two people?"
I close my eyes, begging the gods that he doesn't say what I think he's going to say.
He snaps his fingers. "I know! I'll just ask both of you." I glare at the sky.
"Thanks a lot, mom", I say. Grover is pale, poor satyr. He has no idea what's about to happen to the both of us.
"Truth or dare." Leo asks.
I roll my eyes. "Truth, I'm not dumb like all you big-headed people."
"Hey!," all of the boys say at once. Piper and I grin.
"You are so going to get it, blondie." says Leo, in response to my comment. My grin fades.
"And you are so going to get it, after calling me a blondie. Also, nice dance moves," I add. He reddens, and I smile, feeling victorious.
Unfortunately, my victorious feeling fades after he asks the question.
"Have you ever stuffed your bra?"
I redden and glare at him. "WHAT KIND OF SELF-RESPECTING PERSON WOULD ASK A GIRL-NO ME THAT?"
They're all fighting the urge to laugh. Percy grins.
"I don't know what's funnier, Valdez getting beat up by Wise Girl, or her answering his question. " I glare at him, which shuts him up.
Leo is pale, his obviously scared from my outburst. I'm still angry, but before I can do anything, he says. "Answer the question."
That does it. Seeing my expression, he starts running. Everyone is laughing by now. He dashes out the door, and I run after him.
Percy's POV
I grin, not worrying about our single lady. I'm worrying about what Annabeth's answer to the question. Is she mad he asked the question, or mad that the answer is yes?
I shake my head. "Grover, I'm going to ask your truth or dare, since Valdez is gone." I say, feeling bad for him.
He looks scared, especially after what just happened.
"D-dare," he says, before I can say anything.
I grin. Grover might be one of my best friends, but he is going to seriously regret choosing dare
Leo's POV
Hephaestus' underpants. I should not have asked the question. Seriously, blondie is going to kill me, no matter how fast I run.
Everyone's staring at me.
"SINGLE LADY! YOU COME BACK HERE!" she roars
I grin, happy that she remembers my nickname. I'm not grinning for long, though.
She catches up with me and stops me from escaping.
Without a second to think, she holds a sword at my throat. I gulp, getting crossed-eyed at looking toward it.
She glares at me. "You are so lucky that I'm not having a bad day. And if you tell anyone what I'm about to tell you, I swear on the River Styx, I will kill you."
I nod, not understanding.
She takes the sword away, thank the gods.
She says something, though, that leaves me shocked:
"To answer your question, yes."
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Hephaestus: Your daughter is a-
Athena: WHAT CHILD OF MINE-
Zeus: Thank me that Jason isn't getting-
Aphrodite: I know exactly when Annie st-
Artemis: Girls are better off-
Dionysus: That sat-
Poseidon: Percy will do me pr-
Hades: EVERYONE SHUT UP
Hera: No
Ares: No
Hades: Why am I related to you people?
Athena: Technically, we are not-
Poseidon: Hang on, let's see if he figure's it out
Aphrodite:Doesn't anyone here how Annabeth-
All the gods: NO
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Me: I apologize for the long update!
Jason: It's been Elysium
Me: HEY
Piper: He's right
Me: I could make you guys break up in the story
Piper: Then again, you are such a good writer and-
Me: That's better
Me: Hello, again!Percy: Hey, how many people are actually reading this?
Me: 1.7K. OH MY GODS
Me: I also made a cast
Annabeth: WHY ARE WE LABELED "AS STUPID FOR PLAYING THE GAME"
Me: 'Cuz you are
Grover: Last time I checked, you were forcing us
Jason: Yeah
Me: You've faced the Gods, the Titans, Gaea, and you can't handle getting forced to play a game?
Leo: No
Me: I thought so
Me: So, anyway, I would like to thank everyone for reading, voting, and commenting.
Hazel: Yeah, thanks a lot
Frank: *Whatever sounds squirrels make*
Percy: Poor Frank
Hazel: Hey, where's Nico right now?
*Frank Jumps*
Me: Oh, he's cooloing off
Piper: Cooling off, how?
Me: He's reading the Twilight
Percy: Uh-oh
Me: Don't approach him. There's going to be major fan-girling
Leo: You've turned death breath into a fangirl. Great.
Me: IKR
Leo: I was being sarcastic
Me: Ik
Percy: So....don't you have something to tell them
Me: Oh, ok. But I'm telling you fantastic readers at the end of this chapter.
Annabeth: Aww, come on. I want to know!
Me: I don't think you want to know
Annabeth: Oh no.......
Me: So, sorry for not updating
Jason: Again, it's been Elysium
Percy: True dat
Annabeth: I hope this is a short chapter
Me: It is
All the demigods: YAAAAAAS
Me: But I'll have a funnier, longer chapter next
All the demigods: Crap
Me: I'm not feeling the humor today, so this is sort of a filler chapter
Piper: So...is Grover's dare going to be in it?
Me: Yeah, that's pretty much it
Me: Okay, then! Let's get this started
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Grover's POV
Percy's expression is terrifying me.
"Great choice," he says in a way that makes me think the exact opposite.
"Okay, I dare you too...." (Dramatic Pause) "Take an item of food from the refrigerator and confess your undying love for it and then kiss it passionately for 60 seconds."
I stare at him in horror. I try my best to get out of it.
"We don't have a fridge."
"Just get an enchilada. You make out with it anyways."
"I do not!"
"You do too. Oh, and you have to do it in front of everyone at dinner." he says, grinning.
"Percy!"
"You have to do it."
I get up and get ready for the embarrassing/traumatizing experience I'm about to go through.
Dinner
I chew my lips nervously bleating.
Percy hits his glass with a spoon.
"Everyone, Grover here is going to do something for a very special someone tonight. I glare at him.
I clear my throat. "Well, there is a certain someone in my life that I have to say has made me very happy. I love you, and I will always love you until the day I die, enchilada."
Some people started clapping until they fully processed what I said. Before they say anything, I kiss the enchilada in my hand, silently counting. When the minute is over, everyone is laughing. I glare at Percy.
Juniper is glaring at me.
Oh, no.
I start running as fast as I can.
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Meanwhile at Olympus
Dionysus: Well, that was certainly something
Poseidon: That's my boy!
Athena: We know. You only say it about every time he does something. Like when he got a 50% on a quiz and you said, "That's my boy"
Poseidon: Can't I express my pride?
Athena: With everything he does? He goes to the bathroom and you say, "That;'s my boy!"
Zeus: She has a point
Hera: She always does
Athena: That sounds like jealousy
Ares: Fight, fight!
Hera: Certainly not
Athena: To the fight comment, or mine?
Hera: Yours
Zeus: OOOOOOH
Athena: Seriously?
Aphrodite: It's getting heated up
Hera: Not really
Aphrodite: DON'T RUIN THE DRAMA
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Me: Again, sorry for taking such a long time updating and than giving you such a short chapter
Percy: *Sigh* I thought we were safe
Jason: At least it wasn't two dares this time. That one chapter with more than one truth or dare was pure terror.
Annabeth: Hey, didn't you say you had an announcement?
Me: You are so going to regret reminding me
Annabeth: Oh, dear
Me: So, since there have been 9 chapters so far, I believe that for the tenth chapter I will be doing something special
Me: MORE TORTURE. MWAH-HA-HA
All the demigods: OH GODS NO
Me: So for this special edition chapter, I will give you choices. Please comment which one you want me to write about. You have three weeks to comment, and than I'm picking the one with the most votes. Your choices are:
1. Gods' Truth or Dare
2. Annabeth's Stuffed Bra Story
3. Couple's Therapy
4. Other (Comment what that specific other is)
Me: Okay, before any of my victims can comment, I'm going to wrap up
Annabeth: WAI-
Mod
4. Bring in the other demigods.
Man, I've been reading this for a while now and haven't commented yet! All I can say is that you are definitely pushing me to read the series!
Eh. Read part of Book I, didn't really get the vibe personally.
Me: It's my tenth chapter! *Wipes tear* Piper: So, what did they all vote for?
Me: Well......they all voted for (drum roll please) GOD'S TRUTH OR DARE. (Dun, dun, dun)
All the demigods except for Annabeth: YAY NO TORTURE
Annabeth: WHY DID YOU-
Me: So, anyway, you demigods get a break
Annabeth: WHAT YOU CALL-
Me: So, right now I will be switching to the cowardly gods
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Me: Welcome, weak gods, today is a day for you to be tortured. MWAH-HA-HA
Me: WARNING: This might be too scary for you Olympians. if you run, though, you will be eliminated, and not just from the game. Think about that.. So, you know how to play, you know how this goes, and you know that there is no other possible option other than be eliminated or be humiliated.
Zeus: *Whimpers*
Me: You guys are gonna be so much more fun to play with than the demigods!
Athena: I sense a demonic presence. It's her....
Aphrodite: That's not beautiful at all!
Me: Don't make me mad.....
Aphrodite: SHE'S EVEN MORE BEAUTIFUL THAN ME
Me: That's better. Also, the demigods will be watching
Poseidon: Getting embarrassed in front pf my kids...
Me: "Kids"?
Poseidon: I meant kid!!!
Hades: Why do I have to play, too!
Me: Because I said so
Hades: But I'm not an Olympian!
Me: Is that arguing I hear?
Hades: Of course not!
Hera: Hmph. Mortals these days.
Me: I won't tell you who Zeus is hooking up with if you don't behave
Zeus: WHAT????
Poseidon: She's just like Hera
Me: Why, I'm touched
Ares: I'm not scared like those cowardly gods!
Zeus the diva: WHO YOU CALLING A COWARD, YOU COWARD? WAIT WHY IS MY NAME....
Ares: *Runs away*
Zeus: That's right
Dionysus: *Sips wi-*
Me: NO WINE FOR YOU
Dionysus: Awwww
Me: The more you argue, the longer the chapter will be....hmm...let's see....I will be doing one each for the gods....that means 13...so I foresee a looooooong chapter
THE GODS: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. PERCY SAVE US
Percy: See how they look to me first? Even Zeus and Athena said me. Too bad, guys. You're on your own
Me: Go away Percy. Since all of you said Percy instead of your own children, I'm in a good mood. Who knows, maybe I'll go easy on you....
Apollo: YAY
Me: NOT
All the gods: NOOOOOOOO. SAVE US DEMIGODS. WE'LL OFFER IMMORTALITY
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Zeus's POV
"So who's spinning the bottle?" I ask, grumbling.
"I will!," the girl says. (It's me, duh) My eyes bug out. It's the scary girl and she's sitting next to me! I scoot in the other direction. She smirks at me. I ignore her.
She spins the bottle, and it lands on me. Of course. I curse and thunderbolts are sent sent flying into the sky. She just smiles wider.
"Truth or Dare?," she asks.
"Tr-," I start to say, but she interrupts me. The insolence!
"Let it be known that this will be broadcasted everywhere. Not just the mortal world, but in Camp Half-Blood, my amazing readers on wattpad, quotev, goodreads, and on good ol' Mount Olympus for all the gods to see." she tells us, relishing the moment and basking on our fear.
I glare at her, she just smiles.
"I'll be gone after I watch you do your dare." How did she know I was going to choose dare? I shiver.
Well, I certainly can't be cowardly and choose truth, but..well....dare is not an option I want to choose. Oh, my underpants! I'm the king of the gods! I shouldn't be afraid of a little girl...
"Dare, " I say.
"I dare you to kiss one of your mistresses." she says.
I blink. That's not what I expected. I've done a lot worse, and now I start to gain my confidence back. I slowly smile.
"Hang on, you realize that even though your dare will be broadcasted everywhere, you must do it here, unless specified by the tort-the person who gives you the truth or dare."
I pale, knowing well what will happen. The she-devil and Hera are particularly looking smug. They make a good team.
I sigh. "You're paying for the ride here."
She grins. "Of course."
*
I lean in, shutting my eyes. It's Charlotte, unfortunately. She's one of my favorites. I didn't tell her, but just by seeing Hera she's whimpering in fear. Pretty soon, I'll be kissing a cow.
We kiss, I blink, and nothing happens. The girl is holding Hera, and Hera is yelling at her.
"LET ME GO!" I shrink back in fear.
The girl let's her go, and she tries to turn Charlotte into a constipated cow.
It doesn't work. Thank the g-well me.
The girl says, "Now, why would I let you turn her into a cow? That doesn't make any sense. I like torturing you guys, remember? So you won't be trying anything or I'll have them make out in front of you. I'll be going now. Toodles!"
We stare at her as she leaves. Toodles??????
I clear my throat. "Anyway, I'll spin the bottle."
Please land on Hera, please land on Hera, please land on Hera, pl-
It lands on Athena. Crap. Anyone but Athena.
I sigh. "Truth or Dare?"
"Truth,"she says calmly.
Ares snorts and mutters, "What a wuss." Athena, of course, clocks him in the head with owl poop. I smile.
"Okay, who do you like better, Percy or Jason?" I grin. This is probably an infuriating question for her, she doesn't really care about Jason and she loathes Percy, so she's going to definitely pick Jason.
"Percy." she says, and winces. Everyone's jaw drops.
"Don't get me wrong, Jackson, I absolutely think that you are not worthy to be dating my daughter and you should be incinerated, but Jason doesn't hold Annabeth in the highest regard and you do, so..."
"Swear on the River Styx." I say. This cannot be true. No way.
She rolls her eyes. "I swear on the River Styx what I just said was true."
I glare at her. How dare she like that insolent brat more than my own son! Poseidon is looking rather smug. I glare at him, too.
Athena's POV
Having to say I like that idiotic no-good demigod more than the smart, equally no-good Roman demigod is pissing me off. Oh, well. He knows his station when it comes to Annabeth, which I can't say for the one with tow-colored hair.
I spin the bottle, and it lands on.....
Ares.
I grin. Maybe I can have some fun after all.
"Alright, truth or dare?," I ask, not really needing to ask.
"Do you need to ask?," he says, and I'm shocked that he just repeated my thoughts. Oh, well. "DARE! Bring it on,-"
"I dare you to say that you are a total idiot and that Percy Jackson is better than you. You're weak and a coward."
"No, I refuse!," he growls.
I smile. "What, you're scared?" I say, taunting him. Of course, he takes the bait. I snort. What an idiot.
"I am a total id-"
"Say it like you mean it," Dionysus suggests.
I snicker. "It is mostly true."
"Why you-" he takes a step toward me, but I glare at him.
"Fine. I'll get revenge, you bisch." Such vulgar language. He takes a deep breath, and shouts:
"I AM A TOTAL IDIOT AND PERCY JACKSON IS BETTER THAN ME, I'M WEAK AND A COWARD. "
"And you couldn't catch a girl if you tried." I add, unable to keep my laughter in check. There's steam coming out of him. He's mad, alright.
"AND I COULDN'T CATCH A GIRL IF I TRIED."
Aphrodite looks hurt. Even if her brains are swallowed up by her beauty, she understands the jab at her. I grin. That's two Olympians I've angered. Anger leads people to make unwise decisions.
These fools.
Ares's POV
That ~bleep~! I'm going to ~bleeping~ ~bleep~ her! She's dead. Totally ~bleeping~ dead.
I'm going to get my revenge, if you idiots haven't realized it yet. Maybe I can influence the bottle to spin in Athena's direction....no, that wouldn't work. She would find out, and then I'd be a dead man walking.
Not that I'm afraid of her or anything....I'm not, yeah.
I spin the bottle...and it lands on Hera. She's still angry from her inability to turn that mortal into a constipated cow. So, she won't be able to harm me, too!
"Truth or Dare?" I ask.
"Truth." THAT COWARD. NOW WHAT???
"Um..." She smiles. Damn cow!
"Um....." She's smirking now.
"Out of us males, who's you fav?"
"Fav?" she asks.
I blush. Everyone's staring at me like I'm crazy.
"What? I text!"
"I don't know what to be more astonished at. That fact that he just used an abbreviation, or the fact that he just blushed like a little girl." Athena says.
I glare at her.
Hera says something, but I'm too busy arguing with the know-it-all Athena to hear. After I lose the argument (IT'S NOT OVER YET....THIS IS JUST A...A TACTICAL RETREAT. YES, THAT'S IT) I glance at Hera.
'What did you say earlier?"
She sniffs. "Such bad manners. I answered your previous question, I swore on the River Styx and everything." My eyes bug out.
"THAT'S NOT FAIR. SAY IT AGAIN."
"Now, now," that old cow chides. "It's not proper to yell at a lady. I answered your question, you didn't say I have to say it more than once." she grins.
All the other gods our dying from laughter. The traitors
"Ares, bested twice. How not surprising." says Athena.
This ~beep~! I try to form a comeback and smile.
"How come you didn't come up with this yourself with your cowardly choice of truth?" She regards me calmly, as if assessing the best way to answer.
"The same tactic won't work twice, even on a dimwitted fool like you. Now, Hera owes me."
All of the gods' jaws drop. Mine included. That ~bleeping~ ~bleep~!
(A/N: He's getting too violent for my liking...hmm...as much as I love torture, I'm not totally unmerciful. *Cackles* He owes me now)
Hephaestus's's's's's's (WHO CARES) POV
I might not be the brightest bulb on the gold chandelier, but it doesn't take an Athena to figure out Hera's spin is going to land on me. Hopefully I'll get Aphrodite, but with my luck, probably not.
And the unlucky person is......
Yep, you guessed it, the one and only, me!
Skittles. Yeah, just said the first thing that came to mind. Gold, machines, fire....good thoughts Hephe, good thoughts.
"Truth or dare?," that smug ~bleep~ says. Good question. Which should I choose? Truth or dare? ARGH.
"DARE. BRING IT ON, YOU OLD COW." I know I'm testing her wrath, but hey, nothing to lose, right?
I wish.
Her face tightens, but she changes it into a cool, calculated expression.
"I dare you to admit that it was Zeus who threw you off that cliff instead of me. And you'll keep saying that whenever someone mentions it. "
I gnash my teeth. It isn't that hard...but it's a matter of never letting that cow go unpunished. Whatever.
"First of all, you did throw me off of that cliff, but I'll say that it was Zeus from now on. Second of all, that was a stupid dare since this is being broadcasted everywhere, and now everyone knows the truth."
Hera pales but recovers her composure. "Whatever. I was going easy on you."
"Were you going easy on me when y-er-Zeus threw me off that cliff?" I growled.
She rolls her eyes. "Just spin the bottle."
I oblige, feeling a lot of satisfaction. All I need to do is have the bottle land on Aphrodite, and my happiness will hold for another few centuries.
Of course, instead of landing on Aphrodite, the bottle lands on....
Dionysus. Oh, well. I can still have my fun. I'm pretty sure he'll pick truth, so....
"Truth or dare?" I ask, already getting tired of hearing those words.
"Dare.' I blink. Zeus' underpants! I think. Hmm.....I grin.
"Come with me."
*
"Got it?" I say, grinning almost as maliciously as that crazy girl. Scratch that. No one can even get close to her evilness. Not even Hera.
Dionysus is deathly pale. "Y-yes."
We walk back to the throne room, and I give the cue.
He sits next to Hera and makes a goblet of wine appear. Before Zeus can turn it into coke, Dionysus promptly dumps all the contents on Hera, and then says,
"Your plastic surgery of a face needed some color, Hera. I think that should do the trick."
Everyone just sits there in shock, before bursting into laughter. Except for Hera. With a look of murderous rage, she launches herself at Dionysus.
Rethinking her actions, she looks at me. I shrug."I asked him to reveal a secret, not do that."
"Y-you liar!" Dionysus yells at me. I wink at him, saying "I owe you one"
Hera is so angry that she chases after Dionysus. I grin.
"Well, since Dionysus and Hera are gone, I'll take his turn."
Aphrodite and Ares pale There's a very, very high chance that the bottle will land on Aphrodite, and that meant trouble for both of them .
You better believe it.
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Me: So sorry for the long and only partial update!
Aphrodite is so beautiful: It better not land on me or I'll make you fall in love with a bush
Me: What was that?
Aphrodite is so stupid: N-nothing
Hephaestus: LOL HER NAME OMG
All the gods: LOL AND OMG?????
Me: Anyway, how 'bout this for a long update? Weeeell, longer than ususal
Hades: I'm just glad I wasn't in this
Me: There, there, lord of the Underworld, your time will come
Hades: You act like I want to be in the next chapter
Me: What did you say?
Hades: N-nothing
Zeus: Buuurn
Poseidon: Yeah, buuuurn
Me: Zeus, you're so dramatic, and Poseidon, you just agreed with your brother, and repeated exactly what he said
Hades: Buuuuurn
Poseidon: But I added an extra "u"
Me: *shakes head* I sort of miss torturing the demigods. You gods are so cowardly and childish.
All the gods: HEY
Me: Well, I would say I'll update soon, but I probably won't so....love you have a nice, torture filled day!
Me: Guess whatPiper: What
Piper: Wait, why am I here?
Annabeth: I think I can guess what she did
Hazel: Oh dear
Jason: Did
Grover: She
Frank: Actually
Nico: Skip
Percy: ...The Gods' chapter???
Me: Wow, their thought process was the same. I though Percy wouldn't be able to keep up.
Annabeth: There was a pause there.
Hazel: Um...about that matter?
Me: Right. *Cue evil music* Well, since I'm so lazy and I haven't updated in month(s? I don't even know anymore) I decided to have the part 2 to God's Truth or Dare later, since I'm going to procrastinate forever.
Percy: Oh come on! The gods deserve more punishment! A lot more than me!
Jason: You mean us...
Percy: Yeah sure. There's no I in team
Frank: No i in seven either
Grover and Nico: Are you forgetting me?
Grover and Nico: You mean us
Grover and Nico: Right
Me: Stop
Percy: Please
Me: ANYWAY, I hope this'll be a long chapter-
Leo: Hopefully not
Me: What was that?
Leo: Hungry elephant
Me: Ok, than. As I was saying, this'll probably be a boring chapter due to the fact that I feel like I'm never funny and I can't come up with good truth or dares...
Everyone: YAY
Me: No
Everyone: YA-
Me: Off to your deaths. Mwah-ha-ha!
*
Grover's POV
"Umm....who's spinning?"
"I don't even know anymore. It's been so long since we played. Who wants to go?"
Everyone immediately raises their arms. Percy rolls his eyes.
"What are we, in school? Who played last time?"
Me and Annabeth raise our hands, grinning. Percy lets out an annoyed huff. He takes the bottle and hands it to Annabeth. She takes it, beaming.
"Heey! No fair!" I bleat.
Percy shoots me a pointed look. "You think I'll give the bottle to you after I made you make out with an enchilada? Well, actually, you should be thanking me, I think you enjoyed it."
"Not as much as you enjoy sweet talking fish." I mutter.
Leo's head snaps up. "What was that, Grover the faunnator?" I hate that name.
"Promise you won't call me that and I'll tell you what I said." Percy still didn't hear what I said, and neither did the others. This should be fun.
Leo sighs and rolls his eyes. "I swear on the River Styx that I won't call you Grover the faunnator."
I smile triumphantly. " I said that Percy likes to sweet talk fish. I caught him using pick up lies on them."
Percy's face starts to turn red. "H-how...you stalker! You couldn't have known unless you followed me!"
I grin cheekily and wink. "You just admitted it was true."
Annabeth is on the floor laughing. "I r-really can't say I'm surprised. He sings about fish in the shower. And a lot of Disney stuff"
We all laugh (to Percy's chagrin).
"Hey, shouldn't you be jealous?" Nico asks.
Annabeth rolls her eyes. "Of some fish? The day Percy kisses a fish is the day I get jealous. Never happening."
"Weeeeeeeeell....." Percy trails off.
"Seaweed Brain!" Annabeth yells.
"Hey, it was dark!'
We all keep laughing until Piper notices something fishy. Pun intended.
"Wait, how do you know he sings about fish when he's in the shower?"
Both of them go red, and we all laugh. They just sit shock still, in utter embarrassment. I wonder what Poseidon and Athena are doing up there right now. Athena's probably all set to rage a war.
Annabeth mutters something about "He sings loudly" but no one obviously believes her.
"All in favor of me spinning the bottle, raise your hands." I say, grinning. I, of course get the majority vote. I can't wait to spin the bottle. Nature is on my side.
Percy and Annabeth give me a glare, and I pale. They're definitely planning revenge behind those googly eyes they keep giving each other.
I take a deep breath, praying to the gods that this lands on Percy.
"Any day, Faunnator." My eyes snap open and my eyes widen in horror. I stare at Leo, while waiting for the inevitable thunder and incineration.
A heavy pause. He's still there. I stare at him in disbelief.
"How did you call me that stupid name?" I ask.
He winks. "Don't underestimate the power of crossing your fingers."
My mouth drops open. "That's not even in Greek culture!" I bleat.
"Well, since some of western culture is incorporated into ours, I guess it's plausible that we can get out of our sacred promises by simply crossing our fingers. It's a risky theory of course, and not many people can come up with something like that and apply it either. " says Annabeth.
"You sound jealous. " Percy comments.
"I do not!" she denies.
"Don't deny it, wise girl."
"Seaweed brain. "
"Owl-"
"You guys are like a married old couple. " says Jason
"Except much more fun to watch." Piper giggles.
"I'm pretty sure even married old couples aren't this extreme." Hazel grins.
"You guys are giving Aphrodite and the fangirls a field day." Nico points out.
"What's with all this ganging up on us!" Percabeth exclaim.
I sigh in irritation. Just to get it over with, I spin the bottle. It lands on...
*
Meanwhile at Olympus
Aphrodite: OMG YAAAAAAAS THEY ARE SO CUTE YAAAAAAAAS
Athena: POSEIDON TELL YOUR SON TO GET HIS FILTHY FINS OFF MY DAUGHTER
POSIEDON: I STILL HAVE TO BREAK TO NEWS TO HIM
Athena: What news?
Poseidon: OMFG WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO THIS IS HUGE NEWS WHAT DO I TELL HIM
Zeus: What is he talking about?
Hades: He's gone off the deep end.
Demeter: Some grain should help him. No, wheat. Even better
Hermes: Poseidon, have a snickers
Poseidon: Why?
Hermes: Because
Ares: THAT'S NOT HOW IT'S SUPPOSED TO GO
Hera: Shut up everyone. Poseidon, what is it exactly you need to tell that idiot.
Poseidon: Okay, than, here it goes. I need to tell Percy something life-changing. Ready? This is a matter of life and death.
Poseidon: As a son of the amazing me, Percy has the ability to control whether he sweats or not!
All the gods: ....
*
Me: As expected, that was kinda short
Leo: Yay! None of us were tortured
Percabeth: Easy for you to say
Grover: It'n not fair!
Leo: Who said the world was fair, Faunnator?
Grover: I'm a SATYR I TELL YOU. You're not even close to Roman, how can you call me a faun?
Leo: At your service. Whatever annoys you, Faunnator.
Sincerely, Single Lady
Grover: Um...okay than
Hazel: He has problems
Nico: We can tell
Me: I'll try to update soon! Bye!
All the demigods: Please don't
Me: So mean. Your punishment is extra torture. Goodbye
All the demigods: PERCY SAVE US
Me:...even Percy said that. That's enough. Have a nice day, you wonderful people!
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Me- Since I really wanted to do this, I did itPercy: What's with teh title?
Annabeth: *the
Jason: Grammar Nazi
Leo: More like daughter of Athena
Percy: Just answer teh question!
Annabeth: It's THE for Gods' sake!
Piper: Calm down
Nico: The crazy girl is the one technically typing our responses. Although I'm pretty sure that Percy would still make the same mistake.
Frank: That sounds about right.
Me: Why thank you
Nico: For what?
Hazel: Probably for calling her crazy.
Me: For calling me crazy.
Nico: Can't deny the truth
Me: I've always wanted to be called crazy by one of my childhood best friends.
Nico: Who said anything about childhood best friends???
Me: You know it's true. I've been friends with you since book three
Frank: Oh, it's a fangirl
Me: Hey, at least I'm not asking you to marry me
Everyone: We'd prefer that over this
Me: That's hurtful
Percy: This game is hurtful
Me: Whatever
Annabeth: Hey, why aren't you asking Nico to marry you? He's the only one who's single, I think.
Me: Because I ship him with-
TEH BROMANCE: DON'T SAY IT. SPOILER ALERT YOU MORTAL
Me: I'm no mere mortal, idiots
Annabeth: IT'S THE
Hazel: Who's the bromance?
Me: Oh, so Percy somehow figured it out. That's surprising. And I'm SO SORRY for almost spoiling it for whoever hasn't read the last two books in the HOO series
Nico: What in Hades are you guys talking about
TEH BROMANCE: NOTHING
Annabeth: I give up
Annabeth: Wait, I know about Nico and all, but who do you ship him with
Nico: SHHH DON'T SAY MY SECRET
Me: Too late
Hazel: What's she talking about
Nico: No idea what goes on in her crazy head. And Annabeth's so smart who knows
Me:hehehe
Grover: Can't wait to spin the bottle..hehe
Me: Oh about that, Grover. You can't yet. #sorrynotsorry
Grover: WHAT WHY
Me: I wanted to mix things up. We'll be doing couple's therapy today since I secretly wanted to do that one. So spoilers for Leo and Nico, and I meant that as in, who they are being paired with, not that they're a couple. (But seriously, you're late if you don't know their ships)
Everyone: WHAT
Me: On with the show!
*
In a mortal therapist's office....PERCABETH
Annabeth: Why are we even here? We don't even have any problems in our relationship...
Therapist: You'd be surprised
Percy: So than surprise me.
Therapist: So what are you most afraid of? (A/N I have no idea how these things go, but I'm making them up as I go)
Annabeth: You're not planning to prank me, are you?
Percy: I'd kill you if you did, right after I take a picture of Annabeth's face
Annabeth: Hey!
Percy: Love you too
Therapist: Okay...no, I'm not going to prank you
Annabeth: Okay. I'm afraid o-of spiders. *Shudders*
Therapist: And why are you scared of spiders?
Annabeth: You know, because they are so much better at weaving than my mother is.
*Thunder*
Annabeth: Or so the spider thinks
Therapist: Ohhhkay...
Percy: Well...I don't know...I'd say losing Annabeth, but like a legit fear would be I don't know, all fish dying or something
Therapist: And do you think that has to do with some kind of memory from your childhood?
Percy: Fish are love, fish are life
Annabeth: Hey, what did you say!?
Percy: N-nothing
Therapist: From what I can see you two love each other, and you'll stay together for the rest of your lives. Any problems could be that the young lady can be a little bossy, but all in good thought. You two will strive to fit each other's needs, a very wonderful couple, being so young.
Percabeth: ....
Therapist: What?
Percabeth: WE ALREADY KNEW THAT
Therapist: And how does that make you feel?
In a mortal therapist's office.... JASPER
Piper: Why are we here? I'm a daughter of Aphrodite, I think I know how to solve any issues.
Jason: What she said
Therapist: You'd be surprised
Jason:....do you use the same lines every time?
Therapist: (Unaware of Iris-message watching them) What do you mean
Piper: nothing. Just continue with whatever you're doing
Therapist: So...what do you love most about each other?
Jasper: Everything
Therapist: Um...well than, what do you hate about each other?
Piper: WELL...um
Jason: *at the same time* Nothing
Jason: Wait, what
Piper: N-nothing
Therapist: No, say what you were going to say
Piper: Weeeeeeell, I think sometimes Jason needs to pick up the act, and be more daring. And I miss not seeing him when he goes to Camp J-when he goes to camp
Therapist: This is good, this is good
Jason: HOW is this good?
Therapist: A young couple with no problems is a boring couple
Therapist: I suggest you get out of your comfort zone and do more fun things with her. Spend more time together
Jason: What can be more daring than flying for gods' sake
Piper: lol
In a mortal therapist's office....FRAZEL
Hazel: Where the heck are we?
Frank: *Wondering if they had therapists back than* We're at a therapist's office. They're supposed to help us with our relationship
Hazel: What's wrong with our relationship?
Frank: Nothing. It's just her work
Therapist: *Clears throat* Well, hello
Frazel: Hi, mortal
Therapist: ohhhkay
Therapist: So, how are you feeling about this session
Hazel: Angry. Our relationship is great. Frank is great.
Frank: Well, since nothing's happening. *Blush* Hazel's g-great too
Therapist: You seem nervous young man
Frank: N-nervous? Of course not!
Hazel: It's okay if you are Frank. I still like you the same
Frank: Me too
Therapist: Aww. Wait, aren't you two years older than her? And you two are teenagers?
Frank: So?
Hazel: Well, technically I'm like 80 years older than you
Therapist: What was that?
Frazel: Nothing
Therapist: Ok, from what I can see, you two are a wonderful couple. Any problems is that you two are very young and naive. Also, you have huge insecurities that need to be dealt with
Frank: Wow, how useless. You have no idea how old we both are mentally. I've seen more scary cows than you have mortal.
END OF PART 1
Meanwhile at Olympus
Aphrodite: OMG MY SHIPS ARE SO CUTE THAT MORTAL MUST DIE THEY DON'T KNOW HOW TO STIR UP TROUBLE
Hera: She just had to do one about the couples, did she? Now Aphrodite will never shut up
Athena: I WILL KILL THAT STUPID DEMIGOD HIS BRAIN IS FULL OF KELP RIGHT AFTER I KILL THAT MORTAL THEY ARE NOT A WONDERFUL COUPLE
Poseidon: Fish dying would be horrible *Shivers*
Zeus: Just end this now
Zeus: Show's over, goodbye.
*
Me: Well, that was interesting
Percabeth: It wasn't that torture filled, surprisingly
Me: Are you complaining?
Everyone: Np
Me: Anyway, this seems short, but hey, from now on I'll update every 15 days. I know it might not seem like often, but trust me, it takes me a lot longer usually.
Leo: Oh no, that means sooner torture
Me: And since everyone seems to be enjoying torture, the next chapter will be a normal one, and the Gods and this will not be coming until the next ten chapters
Percy: NO WHYYYYY
Me: Signing off. HOLY CRAP 4K
Jason: I don't know how people read this
"...."
Annabeth: Did she die?
Me: I have to go now before I blow up my computer in happiness.
Mod
YOU PROMISED 15 DAYS ITS BEEN MORE THAN A MONTH
Um.....weeeeeeeeeeeeeeell.....*hides behind Percy*
Me: Fast but short update because of all the amazing people out there reading this. I love you and I'll give you a better, longer update according to schedule later. Everything is done better later. Percy: I hate you
Me: He means I love you
Annabeth: He means I hate you
Grover: Can I spin the bottle now?
Me: Yes, but fix your tone young man
Grover: Sorry.
Me: You should be
Leo: He's really not
Me: Shut up
Leo: Single Lady never shuts up
Piper: You're not single, nor a lady
Leo: It has a nice ring to it
Jason: Oh no
Annabeth: What did you do
Percy: IF YOU LIKED IT YOU SHOULD HAVE PUT A RING ON IT
Annabeth: Percy, I love you, but shut up
Percy: *Pouts*
Leo: He reminds me of a young less hot me
Percy Who you calling less hot?
Frank: Don't forget you're older than him
Percy: I am?
Annabeth: Seaweed Brain!
Percy: Oh, right
Me: As amusing as this is, I have like 5 minutes, so I'm gonna have to cut this short. Bye, bye
*
Percy's POV
Please don't land on me. Please don't land on me. Please don't land o-
It lands on me.
I look up at the sky. "ZEUS WHY YOU DO THIS TO ME I THOUGHT WE WERE HOMIES."
Everyone gives me a look.
Annabeth leans over and checks my forehead. She frowns. What is she doing.
"You aren't sick..hmm...never mind. You're Seaweed Brain. You're naturally stupid."
Everyone laughs while I pout. Grover grins. "Dam right he is." I smile at the inside joke.
"Ok, Perce, truth or dare?" he asks unnecessarily. Wow, that's a big word.
I think. "Truth." Everyone gasps in amazement. I snort. It's not a big deal.
Grover bleats and thinks. Slowly an evil grin comes across his face.
"If you were the opposite sex for the day, what do you think you would look like and what would you do?"
I stare at him. Everyone bursts out laughing, no doubt wondering what I would do. I seriously consider the question.
"I'd probably look like Annabeth, eeewww, that's weird. No, I'd look like me, only in girl terms. I'd probably have a baby, to see why everyone complains about it so much. Than I'd have my period, and see why people complain about it so much. Hmm...I'd wear my bra on the outside, cuz that would be cool...hmmm...and I'd wear a dress."
Everyone stops laughing to stare at me. I start to get uncomfortable with all the wide eyed faces all looking at me. I know I'm amazing, but come on.
"What?" I ask defensively.
"Percy," Leo whispers. "It sounds like you've really thought this through. Do you secretly want to become a girl?"
I turn red while everyone laughs, although Hazel looks weirded out.
"AND YOU WOULD WEAR A DRESS WITH YOUR BRA ON THE OUTSIDE THAT IS GOLD." Jason yells.
They all continue to laugh. I glare at them and mumble whatever. I spin the bottle. Grover is going to pay.
*
Meanwhile at Olympus
Poseidon: *Clears throat*
Gods: Still laughing
Poseidon: AHEM
Gods: *Quiet down*
Poseidon: It has been revealed. Percy wants to become pregnant with child. All in favor
Aphrodite: OMG YAAAAAAAAAAAS I CAN MAKE IT HAPPEN HE CAN HAVE TWINZIES OR OOOHH I HEAR TRIPLETS ARE ON THE RAGE
Zeus: YAAAAAAAAS PERCABABIES
Athena: AHEM
Ares: Well, more people for me to kill
Athenaissuchahater: THERE IS NO WAY IN HADES THAT THAT INSUFFERABLE CHILD WILL HAVE CHILDREN WITH MY DAUGHTER UNDERSTOOD? WAIT WHAT'S WITH MY NAME
Aprodite: NOOOOOO PERCABABIES
Hades: You called?
Zeus: Go away, no one wants you here
Hades: *Pouts. Slowly backs away*
Poseidon: OH MY GODS MY BABY HAS GROWN UP
Artemis: Hmm. It would mean that Annabeth is still a girl with her virtue. I guess.
Apollo: Oh don't be so uptight. We have to plan the party!
Hermes: Well, we have to order the shipments for the party stuff and-
Hera: Them? Parents?
Hephaestus: They'd be better than you
Hera: Oh, don't start
Persephone: I'm gone for one winter and this is what happens
Demeter: Don't forget fall
Hestia: And no one is questioning the fact that it is impossible for that boy to give birth to a child?
All the gods: O_O
*
Me: I don't even think that was a page worth or real writing Oh well. It was a fast update, and from than I'll go back to normal updates every 15 days. Right now, the next update will be in...12 days? Ya, well
Percy: HOW COME IT WAS JUST ME I THOUGHT I WAS YOUR FAVORITE
Me: Favorite to torture
Nico: Haha
Hazel: Nico hasn't been on this for a long time
Me: Thank you for noticing, I hadn't realized
Nico: NO HAZEL I THOUGHT YOU WERE MY SISTER
Hazel: Every person for themselves, sorry
Me: hehe, this should be fun. Bye, bye!
Nico: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
EDIT: DON'T MIND ME WHEN I SAY 12/15 DAYS OR WHATEVER. I PUBLISHED THIS CHAPTER A LONG TIME AGO, THE NEXT CHAPTER SHOULD BE OUT SOON.
It's super funny, it literally made me laugh out loud!
I'm glad it did. :D Sometimes I think it's not funny or not good enough because there are a lot of these stories, so it's a real confidence booster when someone says I made them laugh!
