Quizzes/Riddles/Jokes

[Sandra]

I think I'm a certified neurotic then. I switch books like I do bed linen!

[Catherine]

I'll go for a mix of both a polygamist & altruistic, even if it's my own books I recommend😁

[Grasshopper, Administrator]

[Calidor]

Watership Down! And Tarka the Otter!

[Grasshopper, Administrator]

If I were to come to your house and steal whatever is atop your refrigerator... what am I getting?
https://twitter.com/gooch_lady/status...

[Paullett]

Pasta. So much pasta!

[Alexis]

Champagne flutes

[Sandra]

Grasshopper wrote: "Movie that traumatised you as a child"
The Omen and it still does.

[Sandra]

Grasshopper wrote: "If I were to come to your house and steal whatever is atop your refrigerator... what am I getting?
https://twitter.com/gooch_lady/status..."

Tissue boxes

[Bradley]

Absolutely nothing. It's pristine clean.

[Beatrice]

My innumerable recipe books

[Grasshopper, Administrator]

[Grasshopper, Administrator]

[Catherine]

I'll take the purple pill please 😊

[Beatrice]

Can I have all the pills?

[Bradley]

I certainly don't need makeup or childcare. A pretty maid is always welcome but a good vacation wont harm me either. Hmm.. I am unable to decide. :)

[Peter]

I've got two kids, give me that blue pill!

[Beatrice]

Do you mean Green for child care?

[Peter]

No, blue to keep the house clean!

[Alexis]

What can I say, when you love your job, life is already a vacation! I shall skip the pills. Thank you.

[Beatrice]

Peter wrote: "No, blue to keep the house clean!"

Ah. Ok

[Sandra]

Oh yes! All of them would do spelendidly.

[Paullett]

Well, no children or makeup, so that leaves vacation and maid. If I'm on vacation, who needs a maid? I'm going with the free vacations! Woot! *packing bag*

[Bernard]

I usually take two maids when I go on holiday.

[Beatrice]

Hope you meant your daughters🤔😊

[Bernard]

I mean female domestic operatives.

[Beatrice]

😂I should be mortified, but God help me, I cannot stop laughing.

[Pam]

Blue pill!!!!

[Grasshopper, Administrator]

Replace every vowel in your name with 'oob' and post here. The result is hilarious!

Grasshopper becomes:

Groobsshoobppoobr
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[Beatrice]

Booboobtroobcoob

😅That's one too many oobs

[Alexis]

I do not possess 'em n have no intention of doing so now! Sorry GB,may have to pass this one 😉

[Grasshopper, Administrator]

Free Personality.test:
https://www.16personalities.com/free-...

[Alexis]

I have only 8. Will it do GB?😏🤔

[Grasshopper, Administrator]

Ah! I knew it. You ooze charm and sin for more than one! ;)

[Bradley]

I am loving these posts. This has made my day!
😁😁😁

[Beatrice]

Should I say more? 😍🤣

[Bernard]

What is yellow and dangerous?

[Sandra]

Oh no! Not again!
We know that one Bernard

[Bernard]

Ha ha ha! You remember it??? Im going to ask it EVERY year!

[Beatrice]

🙄🙄🙄
But I have a great answer for this year:

A gangsta emoji:

🤠

[Bernard]

Bernard wrote: "What is yellow and dangerous?"

For new members, the answer is: Shark-infested custard.

Of course it is the shark which is dangerous, not the custard. So the sensible question would be: What lives in the sea and is dangerous?

[Beatrice]

I give up! 🙏

[Bernard]

Ha ha ok! I have been asking that question for over 50 years, and only just realised why it is funny (to me anyway).

[Jason]

The punchline ain't workin no more buddy. Time for a new riddle.

What's yellow and not scary?

[Bernard]

Hmmm. Custard with no sharks?

[Sandra]

Egg yolk!

[Bradley]

The Sun

[Bernard]

The Sun is very dangerous if you get too close.

[Beatrice]

Minions

[Jason]

SpongeBob figured largely in my answer.
But all of the answers sound perfect!