The Curse Word Challenge

[Dennis]

Dennis Meredith is writing a science thriller, the Tasty Bomb [www.TastyBomb.com] in which an eccentric main character, having been reprimanded for her foul mouth, has decided to employ non-curse words in her vocabulary as substitutes. The "Curse word" Challenge: come up with words whose sound makes them satisfying curses in times of anger or frustration. Examples:
Fricassee!
Pork chop!
Chopstick!

[Dennis]

Dennis Meredith is writing a science thriller, the Tasty Bomb [www.TastyBomb.com] in which an eccentric main character, having been reprimanded for her foul mouth, has decided to employ non-curse words in her vocabulary as substitutes. The "Curse word" Challenge: come up with words whose sound makes them satisfying curses in times of anger or frustration. Examples:
Fricassee!
Pork chop!
Chopstick!

[J]

son of a biscuit

[Rebecca]

The old standby: Fudge

[A.C.]

Mother Trucker is one I remember. The TV show "The Good Place" has funny ones like "fork/forking" "sonofabench" and "bullshirt" so it can be fun to have your character just get creative with similar sounding words.

[Dennis]

I love "The Good Place" they do indeed use the most creative curses.

Thank everyone for you help.

[Vee]

That funking barsteward!!!

[Jamie]

Shut the front door
Fugue (I play music!)
Foo-gay (variant of fugue, LOL)
Freak
Shoot

[Eric]

Mother flower! One of my friends used to say this and it cracked me up.