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What makes someone well read?


I read widely, I've learnt a few things. So I suppose I am well read.


I would say, generally, that well read means quantity rather than quality. (With the proviso that it's not 17,000 Mills and Boon novels)
My friends think my catchphrase is "I read that in a book once". It's a very poor book indeed that you learn nothing from, even if it is just "well I won't read that author again!"

So I'm not well read then ;)

"Well read" in the Middle Ages meant that you had a severe haircut, lived in a monastery and spent an inordinate time colouring in the first letter of each chapter that you were copying with a quill pen whilst watching the horizon nervously for Vikings.
In the Elizabethan era, "well read" either meant that you were rich and knew your Shakespeare from your Jonson, or you were poor and had progressed from making your mark with an inky fingerprint to scrawling an X.
In the Victorian era, it meant that you knew your Byron and Blake(rich kids) or your ABC and scripture (poor kids).
In the 1960s, it meant that you had a secret copy of Lady Loverly's Chatter, plus you had read all of Portrait of the Artist, half of Ulysses and none of Finnegan's wake.
In the 1970s, you had read Watership Down before Simon and Garfunkel waxed all gushy about bright bloody eyes.
In the 1980s, you discovered Iain Banks before anyone else.
In the noughties, you held long conversations with like-minded people about how close the Lord of the Rings films were to the books. And you bought a kindle.
In twenty teens, you threw down Fifty Shades in disgust. Not because of the smut, but because of the writing.


Every author will tell you that :-)

I even had the severe haircut until I started growing my hair again at 50!
What I know about literature would fill a book but what I have yet to learn would fill a library ;@0
My quest continues joyfully!



I find that people who commute tend to be well-read as they are often reading, for an hour or so a day, for years.

Somebody's getting a Christmas card this year :)

Guilty as charged :)
In my defence, I had trouble potty training! :)
Anyway, I shall return on topic. Was in a bookshop the other day and glanced through Ulysses. Anybody who can read that is not only well read, but brave and courageous as well!

I've read it twice.
If anything I feel a bit of a fool for wasting so much time on it.
But back then I thought reading 'literature' and being 'well-read' mattered.

Well, yeah. Who needs a mere six-pack when you've got the entire barrel.


I'd rather read Mcnab these days.
I heard someone say the other day that genre fiction is written to be read and literary fiction is written to win prizes.

I can say the same thing about starting to read Ulysses. I keep wanting to take Joyce to one side and tell him how to use ?*&^ing speech marks like everyone else.

Oh, yes. That is irritating.
There is nothing that quite elicits the world-weary sigh like someone 'challenging the conventions'.

- Thanks, old chap, he cried briskly. That will do nicely. Switch off the current, will you?
Okay, so I can spot that "Thanks, old chap" is speech. I've got that. It comes between the dash and the "he cried briskly".
But what about "That will do nicely."??? Is that speech or the narrator describing the action? I'm guessing it's speech because it sounds like speech. But I'd really like some speech marks to be sure.
Why in the name of all that's holy couldn't he have written:
"Thanks, old chap," he cried briskly. "That will do nicely. Switch off the current, will you?"
The funny thing about my copy of Ulysses is that the first twenty pages or so are falling out, but the remainder of the book is pristine. Faded, yes, but with pages unturned by human hands.

That is not unusual.
I once had a second-hand copy of Finnegan Wake where only the first couple of pages showed any sign of use.

I remember when you could tell where the dirty bits were in library books by the colour of the pages.
And where it fell open when you laid it down flat.

I've never managed to get past the first few pages of Joyce. Life's too short and I like to read something cheerful.
What about Samuel Beckett? Although he wrote plays, not books, he was, strangely, a fellow Irishman, although often wrote in French, and I find a similarity of grimness about the two.

He said 'anything that makes me want to throw it across the room is "literature"'
Makes me sad, that.
When did 'literature' become synonymous with pretentious crap?

He said 'anything that makes me want to throw it across the room is "literature"'
Makes me sad, that.
When did 'literature' become synonymous wi..."
It's always been that way as far as I know - most of the books I give up on are "literature".
Anyhow, this is for Dave. Slightly NSWF but still one of the best critiques of Hemingway out there... http://youtu.be/tJeEVVYV8xE

But there's stuff like Joyce (who I've never even bothered trying to read, having read so much about him) that has always been pretentious crap and doubtless always will be.
It is entirely possible that one of the writers on this group will be regarded as a literary figure, probably in a century or so when their books are out of copyright and their family make not a penny from it.

I don't think there's a clear dividing line between "literature" on the one hand and "commercial" on the other.
Instead there's stuff we like and stuff we don't like. I've never been able to enjoy Jane Austen, for example. It doesn't matter whether her writing is classed as literature or romance or whatever. It just doesn't turn me on.

Oh, and I'd rather read Roddy Doyle than Joyce..


I like Austen, I have never read any Joyce (& don't feel tempted) and read as little Dickens as I could get away with when they were handed to me as set books in school. So you can quite safely tell me that you like or don't like something.
I read what I think I will enjoy (& stop reading it if I discover I am mistaken)
I will admit to reading "trashy books" - but I don't see that I am hurting anyone by doing that.
I avoid books that "they" say "everyone should read this book" - because I know that it will most probably be totally boring and also that those experts have most likely not read more than a summary of the book themselves. Perhaps I might miss a gem - but there are so many books that I want to read anyway, and plenty of authors I enjoy reading who are still writing more books.
I would rather read books recommended by people who share my taste, and have no patience with people who want to insist on forcing their views on me. If I want to disagree and say that I found a book boring, pathetic or that it was the worst thing I have ever read I should be able to say that without having people up in arms.
I think its a bit of both, you have to have read a wide range of books.
One of my colleagues thought I was well read the other year, as I didn't buy into the Fifty Shades phenomena, and was reading classics (it was a month challenge, but he didn't know that, only that I was talking to him about George Orwell books). He's asked me a couple of times since what I Am reading, and as it is normally a crime book, he seems to have changed his opinion and now doesn't talk to me about books!! I like to read what I like to read and I'm not interested in conversations about prose and stuff, or even if anyone I talk to in person knows the author.