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[[deleted user]]

I have a pet demon. His name is octavian.

[Nova]

My cats are both five years old, though Pushkin is a few weeks older.

[Sushie || "To gain your voice, you must forget about having it heard" -William Ginsberg]

I just want to comment because I do.


#SOPHIESHALLDIE!

[[deleted user]]

I GTG so don't spam me!!!

[Nova]

Okay...

[[deleted user]]

INCLUDING YOU NOVA! IF YOU WANNA GO TO THE CENTRAL!!

[Sushie || "To gain your voice, you must forget about having it heard" -William Ginsberg]

By Lemon!

#SOPHIESHALLDIE!

[Nova]

I'm too lazy to spam.

[Sushie || "To gain your voice, you must forget about having it heard" -William Ginsberg]

I'm going to spam central because I want 2 do something!!!!!!

#SOPHIESHALLDIE!

[Nova]

Yes, but now I’m lazy.

[[deleted user]]

#sophieshalldie fixed her

[Sushie || "To gain your voice, you must forget about having it heard" -William Ginsberg]

It did!

#sophieshalldie

[Nova]

Fixed me?

[Nova]

What?

[Sushie || "To gain your voice, you must forget about having it heard" -William Ginsberg]

Now u don't , bc u c something better than

[Nova]

No, it's just because I'm sick with bronchitis and too lazy to do anything but stay in bed and occasionally feed myself so that I don't die.

[[deleted user]]

#sophieshalldie
#novadon'tdie
#novanomeat

[Nova]

I won’t die.

[[deleted user]]

k #sophieshalldie

[Sushie || "To gain your voice, you must forget about having it heard" -William Ginsberg]

Lemon wrote: "#sophieshalldie
#novadon'tdie
#novanomeat"

#ididthemeat

[Sushie || "To gain your voice, you must forget about having it heard" -William Ginsberg]

Lemon wrote: "k #sophieshalldie"

#sotrue!

[[deleted user]]

#nosheisnotacinammonrolldexandlinharethecinammonrollssosophieandfitzwilldie

[Sushie || "To gain your voice, you must forget about having it heard" -William Ginsberg]

#byefor4days!

[Sushie || "To gain your voice, you must forget about having it heard" -William Ginsberg]

#don'tspamme!

[[deleted user]]

#nooneisgoingtolistentothabecauseyouallspammedmeanyway

[sarah h]

greetings young lady. if you would like to use hashtags please create a group discussion w/ hashtags and transfer there. Thank you for your cooperation.

[[deleted user]]

OOH a conversation called "#." ##

[Nova]

Yeah, yeah, yeah go do that.

[[deleted user]]

how do i do that

[Nova]

Go to the discussions tab, then click “New Topic”.

[[deleted user]]

okay

[sarah h]

noticed there is nothing called #

[[deleted user]]

NOT YET IM GETTING THERE i just have a lot of homework

[Ella Meylin]

Hello ya'll! If you guys are interested I would love if you would check out my newest blog post on Cultivating Cozy. It would really help out my blog. Also if you would press the follow botton! Thanks! FYI. This new blog post has nothing to do with KOTLC.
But Checking it out would really help my business. The post is pictures of me and my family at the apple orchard. Thanks!

https://cultivatingcozy.blog/2019/10/...

[[deleted user]]

ella u spelled nieces wrong...i comes first, not e

[Ella Meylin]

Oh my gosh.....i know that. But my computer kept correcitng me.

Hmmm.....But I know I before E, Exept hafter C. Thanks lemon

[[deleted user]]

LOL

[[deleted user]]

Also, that lemon tart recipe? oh yes

[[deleted user]]

and everything else lemon

[[deleted user]]

this is my place

[Ella Meylin]

It really is so good! Thnaks Lemon, LOL

[Nova]

Speaking of typos and all that, recently I couldn't stop laughing because I imagined that it would be possible if in one of those really dumb Wattpad fanfictions someone misspelled "smirk" as "smork".

[Nova]

I can't tell you how funny that would be. So then I thought "What if I write a story with such bad grammar that it makes the person seem like they're having a stroke?", and I did exactly that. Also, the sentence "he smorked" was too funny to resist.

[Nova]

Here's what turned out:

I wake op and open my eeys adn wack up. Ah yes, a other day beign plane old odrinary my, I thonk. I get up and up and otu of bde.
I lock at my self i n teh mirrore. Im so pain and ordinaryry. No on lieks me. I guess its becuase I’ ‘m so ordarry.
Sudenly, my hpone ringss! I pick up.
“Hello, I am Cral form Micre7;sfoft, dna i tink you're computer has s virus.”
Karl seems lik e a vrey belivabelilelele guyy. I thunk i cna turst hmi. “”Thknas Cararl ,. ‘“ i reeply. “Hwat do i nede to so?”
“Juts mak a pament of $345$£ to my ban kk acount, k?.?!,? “
“Ok”, I say.
I do as Carll said and depost the mony in to hte acvouunrt. Turn ed ot, Calaarlalal issisissi a Nigeririran Pirinceee.,.,:?:1,.4
Wowie he so famossusous.
Then i rembrmerererm hat im leat fir Colegegege!!!!1!!!1?!!.1!
I grt dreseded qwikly, maek musefl som berakfest, and leaf fr Collag.
Wen i ariv, U se pepole. Man peloplel. Uuuuuuuiiii.
Sa I wak trough te hales, i bmup into hot giy nad dorp mt boks. Oh noes.
H smorks.

[sarah h]

I didn't read that

[sarah h]

jk i did its hilarious

[Nova]

I was laughing for what seems like hours because of that. I got some weird looks from my cats.

[sarah h]

lol

[[deleted user]]

that is great

[[deleted user]]

scuse me, gerat