pseudocode

[shinra]

every member of this chatroom is an android. no one knows who invited them and everyone is anonymous to each other. this chatroom is encrypted to ensure privacy and exclusiveness. suck it abstrego

chat members use an anonymous icon and username to shield their identities.

text example:

chrome

you guys talk way too much. my system will quite literally overload.

[shinra]

chrome
i was at work and this little girl tried to plug a charger into me. because i'm obviously some sort of battery pack :)))))

[kaya]

silver
ew i hate it when that happens
humans are so inconsiderate

[shinra]

chrome
exactly
and then if i made a big deal about it being disrespectful, i would be labelled "defective"

[kaya]

silver
then again the kids are probably the least painful
abstrego out there treating us like products
i mean they give us serial numbers for crying out loud
humans don't need serial numbers so why do we?