What Do They Have In Common?

[Fishface]

Other than the fact that they were all killed by Jeff Dahmer, what did Joe Bradehoft, Matt Turner, Oliver Lacy, and Jeremy Weinberger have in common?

[Lady ♥ Belleza, Gif Princesa]

They were all gingers.

[Fishface]

BZZT! Keep trying peeps!

Well known fact: Jeff Dahmer strongly preferred brunettes.

[Lady ♥ Belleza, Gif Princesa]

Well OK then. They all had beards.

[Lady ♥ Belleza, Gif Princesa]

They were all (originally) from Illinois.

[Fishface]

BZZT! and BZZT!

[Lady ♥ Belleza, Gif Princesa]

Shouldn’t that be - true but not what I was looking for?

**pouts**

[Fishface]

I don't know whether either of those answers were true, but I know for a fact they are not what I was looking for, so...

[Lady ♥ Belleza, Gif Princesa]

Fishface wrote: "I don't know whether either of those answers were true, but I know for a fact they are not what I was looking for, so..."

According to what I read they were all originally from Illinois. So I guess I have to go back and read some more.

[Lady ♥ Belleza, Gif Princesa]

After being dismembered Jeffy kept part of their bodies in his apartment.

[Fishface]

True, but BZZT! Not what I was looking for!

[Lady ♥ Belleza, Gif Princesa]

So hard

[Fishface]

Ged, I didn't think this one would be such a head-scratcher...

[Koren]

They were decaptitated?

[Fishface]

BZZT! This is not about HOW they were killed.

[Lady ♥ Belleza, Gif Princesa]

[Fishface]

I'm detecting a trace of irritation in the peanut gallery. Does everyone give up?

[Lady ♥ Belleza, Gif Princesa]

[Fishface]

They would all be alive today is those two chuckleheaded police officers had taken Konarek Sinthasomphone to an ER and gotten his story out of him instead of handing him back to Jeff Dahmer for disposal.