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Kuro and Akemi's Dorm

Miku looked up. “What?”
Akemi and Zorn share a look. Zorn whispers into his ear.
"Do you think he has super hearing or something? If he does, better hope he doesn't hear what I'm about to say."
Akemi raises an eyebrow.
"I don't know what to say, I didn't think my words that far."
"Do you think he has super hearing or something? If he does, better hope he doesn't hear what I'm about to say."
Akemi raises an eyebrow.
"I don't know what to say, I didn't think my words that far."

Miku sniffs and nods. “Yeah...” She rubs her puffy eyes. “I hate being so sensitive. I hate being a crybaby. They’ll probably make fun of me and hate me now.”
Akemi and Zorn snicker.
"Who says I'm a boy?"
Akemi raises his other eyebrow at Zorn.
"Well, I am, but still?"
"Who says I'm a boy?"
Akemi raises his other eyebrow at Zorn.
"Well, I am, but still?"

Miku sniffed and laughed. "Thank you, Kuro." She got up and walked back with him.
When they come back in, Akemi and Zorn's faces are red from laughing. They don't notice their entrance. They just keep sputtering and laughing.
"Bird.... fountains.... spray.... snow.... HAHAHA!!!"
"Bird.... fountains.... spray.... snow.... HAHAHA!!!"

Miku looks disgusted. "What are you talking about? Why would you compare your girlfriend to me?"
When Zorn and Akemi hear him say that, they laugh harder. It looks like they can't breathe. Zorn's hair is messy, a sign that he has been running his hand through it constantly.
"O.... ok....."
"O.... ok....."

Kuro scowls. "Usually Masato comes and cleans it up..." he mumbles.
"Geez, he's like your housewife or something. Learn how to take care of yourself!" she chastises, hitting the back of his head.
When she hits the back of Kuro's head, Akemi faints from loss of breath. Zorn just laughs harder. He catches Akemi before he could fall. He lays him, chuckling. He pats his head, not gently, and sits on the floor.
"So, how has your day been so far, guys?"
"So, how has your day been so far, guys?"

Kuro gives her a questioning look. "What? You're gay?"
"No, them. Look at that! LIVE ACTION YAOI!" she giggles.
Zorn sputters.
"Wh-what? Gay? I so am was not!"
He facepalms for his bad grammar.
"And even if I was, I'm not gay for him! We are just best Bros, practically brothers."
"Wh-what? Gay? I so am was not!"
He facepalms for his bad grammar.
"And even if I was, I'm not gay for him! We are just best Bros, practically brothers."

"We are!" Kuro protested. "Seriously! I have a girlf-"
"WE KNOW."
Zorn slams his hand down on Akemi's nightstand.
"I'm not gay for Akemi!!!!!"
Akemi wakes with a jolt, and a shriek.
"Who's gay???!!!??!"
"I'm not gay for Akemi!!!!!"
Akemi wakes with a jolt, and a shriek.
"Who's gay???!!!??!"

"Zorn. For you," Miku answers quickly. She flashes a grin at him. "Surprise! He was going to confess to you under the cherry blossom tree."
Kuro can't help himself and starts to chuckle. "Yup. He told us allll about how he loves your hair, your eyes, your... toes. Yeah, it's weird, but he loves you, right?" he improvised.
Zorn grumbles.
"He is NOT gay for me... are you?"
Zorn shakes his head no.
"I'm not! I'm not gay for you! I could never be!"
Akemi looks hurt.
"I didn't mean it like that! We are... Bros! Bros before.... garden tools!"
"He is NOT gay for me... are you?"
Zorn shakes his head no.
"I'm not! I'm not gay for you! I could never be!"
Akemi looks hurt.
"I didn't mean it like that! We are... Bros! Bros before.... garden tools!"

Kuro snorted. "Garden tools! Nice one."
"No! It's just... if he said that to you you'd be hurt to, whether you like him or not!"
He punches Zorn in the shoulder.
"Thanks, dude. But I've got to admit, the girl version is better. Fires before guys. I love fries, that's the only reason."
He punches Zorn in the shoulder.
"Thanks, dude. But I've got to admit, the girl version is better. Fires before guys. I love fries, that's the only reason."

"If he said he wasn't gay for me?..." Miku asks. "I'd hardly be offended. Just... confused."
Kuro nods. "Fries before everyone."

"I'm straight as a line. I love my girlfriend very much. I love Masato as only a friend," Kuro states bluntly.
Zorn slowly claps.
"The smart one has been out smarted."
Akemi whispers something in Zorn's ear. Zorn looks offended and he softly, but I doesn't LOOK softly, slaps him.
"The smart one has been out smarted."
Akemi whispers something in Zorn's ear. Zorn looks offended and he softly, but I doesn't LOOK softly, slaps him.
"Akemi offended me."
"All I said was that he can't say that because I always out smart him! I don't see how that was offensive!"
"All I said was that he can't say that because I always out smart him! I don't see how that was offensive!"
Zorn nods in approval. Akemi rolls his eyes.
"Like I haven't been called dumb by him and not reacted."
Zorn rolls up his sleeve, showing a scratch.
"Uh huh?"
"Like I haven't been called dumb by him and not reacted."
Zorn rolls up his sleeve, showing a scratch.
"Uh huh?"

Zorn and Akemi widen their eyes in surprise.
"Where did that purse come from? Frick, are you a magical unicorn in disguise or something??" Akemi says, extremely curious.
Zorn laughs.
"Where did that purse come from? Frick, are you a magical unicorn in disguise or something??" Akemi says, extremely curious.
Zorn laughs.

She rolls her eyes. "No, idiots. You're just too oblivious to notice it. I was wearing it across my back though, and I guess you haven't been staring at my back too much today." She pauses. "You sure as hell better not have been staring at my back at all."
"Staring at peoples backs is weird. Except for teachers do it all the time. At my school one time, I had my sleeves rolled up, all scrunchy on my shoulders, like 'tough people' do, and a teacher stopped me, telling me to roll them back down. I didn't, because everyone was doing that. I asked if there was anything wrong with flashing shoulders, and she was about to give me an OFI. Then Zorn here came by, saying "Dang, Akemi. That's one sexy shoulder."
The teacher left and we both got detention."
They both share a chuckle.
The teacher left and we both got detention."
They both share a chuckle.

She sighed. "I would assume staring at a girl's 'back' is actually staring at her rear." Miku giggled. "Sexy shoulder."
Kuro just rolled his eyes and laughed.
((I'm also dying. I'm using my jokes for these two idiots I'm role-playing!))
Akemi and Zorn laugh at the memory.
"Remember when the detention lady asked what we were in for?"
"Oh yeah! It was hilarious! Zorn had told her she had a sexy shoulder when she asked us that, because she was wearing a no-sleeve shirt."
Akemi and Zorn laugh at the memory.
"Remember when the detention lady asked what we were in for?"
"Oh yeah! It was hilarious! Zorn had told her she had a sexy shoulder when she asked us that, because she was wearing a no-sleeve shirt."
They take a short bow.
"Thank you, thanks you! We try our best!"
"Well, Akemi doesn't need to try, he already is one!"
"Thank you, thanks you! We try our best!"
"Well, Akemi doesn't need to try, he already is one!"


Kuro looks over her shoulder. "What THE F-"
She slaps him. "Shush."
Zorn walks angrily down the hall, but when he sees Miku, he stops. He wants to apologise for whatever he did. But he feels like she isn't going to accept. When he sees Kuro going towards her, he groans. He walks back into Akemi's dorm.
"Nope, I'm not going out there. The two lovebirds are probably going to talk then make out. Trust me, I don't want to see that."