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Because they aren't nowhere.Why do letters make up words?
because words dont know how to go to the beauty parlour. why dont blind people fell love at first 'sight'?
Because they can't see(haha duh(;)Why can't baby's automatically walk?
because they are not programmed to do it!why dont lipsticks stick our lips?
Because our lips aren't sticky enough.Why does paper come from trees?
Because paper can't come from bushes. Why do dogs bark?
Because they don't like to meow.Why are bananas yellow?
Because they wear yellow makeup.Where does wind come from?
a hole!why do people ask such stupid questions??
Because the stupid questions can't ask themselves.What are shadows?
shadows are people living underground!why does rain falls down and not up?
because they want to join there lovely earth why do we walk on our legs not our hands ?
because hands cant wear shoeswhy is breakfast called breakfast?
because his parent chose his namewhy don't gorillas wear pajamas ?
Because they never go to sleep, so they have no need.Why is water wet?
because water doesn't have money to buy a drierwhy is sugar sweet ?
because the sky doesn't like you floating around there for nothingwhy is paper so white and thin?
because its mom is white and thin too.why do they ask questions on tests?
because they dont know the answers.Why is dessert sand yellow?
Because all the other colors were taken by apples, oranges, grass, the sky, and eggplants.How do hairbrushes remove tangles?
Because hair brushing is an art saved for monksHow many people can fit on a bus?
The same number of buses that can fit on a person.Why are fountain pens called what they're called?
because they're actually full of a bunch of tiny little fountains which are full of inkwhy do we get goosebumps?
Because the tiny geese living in your body stick their heads up to try to keep you warm if you're cold, to try to protect you if you're scared, etc.What's the difference between a freeway and a highway?
freeways are for americans only, and highways are for people who are on drugshow do refrigerators stay cold?
All the cold food inside of them keeps them at a low temperature.Why do bee stings hurt?
Because some thing is stabbing in to your skin.Why do we need teachers?
Why are advertisements everywhere?