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theDuke wrote: "Is it too late for me to say this......?I love fresh sprouts! :)"
Too early, tomorrow's S-Day.
theDuke wrote: "Is it too late for me to say this......?I love fresh sprouts! :)"
It's never too late to love a vegetable!
suzysunshine7 wrote: "https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-2TtJ...;o>"
Brilliant! Thanks, Suzy.
Happy Christmas, all. :o)
(Allegedly) GENUINE CLIPS FROM CAITHNESS COUNCIL COMPLAINT LETTERS:1. My bush is really overgrown round the front and my back passage has fungus growing in it.
2. He's got this huge tool that vibrates the whole house and I just can't take it anymore.
3. it's the dog mess that I find hard to swallow.
4. I want some repairs done to my cooker as it has backfired and burnt my knob off.
5. I wish to complain that my father hurt his ankle very badly then he put his foot in the hole in his back passage.
6. And their 18 year old son is continually banging his balls against my fence.
7. I wish to report that tiles are missing from the outside toilet roof. I think it was bad wind the other night that blew them off.
8. My lavatory seat is cracked, where do I stand?
9. I am writing on behalf of my sink, which is coming away from the wall.
10. Will you please send someone to mend the garden path? My wife tripped and fell on it yesterday and now she is pregnant.
11. I request permission to remove my drawers in the kitchen.
12. 50% of the walls are damp, 50% have crumbling plaster and 50% are plain filthy.
13. I am still having problems with smoke in my new drawers.
14. The toilet is blocked and we cannot bath the children until it is cleared.
15. Will you please send a man to look at my water; it is a funny colour and not fit to drink.
16. Our lavatory seat is broken in half and is now in three pieces.
17. I want to complain about the farmer across the road; every morning at 6am his cock wakes me up and its now getting too much for me.
18. The man next door has as large erection in the back garden, which is unsightly and dangerous.
19. Our kitchen floor is damp. We have two children and would like a third, so please send someone round to do something about it.
20. I am a single woman living in a downstairs flat and would you please do something about the noise made by the man on top of me every night.
21. Please send a man with the right tool to finish the job and satisfy my wife.
22. I have had the clerk of works down on the floor six times but I still have no satisfaction.
23. This is to let you know that our lavatory seat is broke and we can't get BBC2.
! ! ! ... I'm just wondering when you were last in Caithness and just how many of these Complaints were made about you, Mr B?!! ;oO
Has anyone else suddenly become wealthy over Christmas time? ...We have added € 19,345.95 to your account.
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suzysunshine7 wrote: "Has anyone else suddenly become wealthy over Christmas time? ...We have added € 19,345.95 to your account.
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But you missed it, expiry 30/12. Anyway, it was only £20k.
... only £20k ... ?!! ... have you any idea just how many Milk Chocolate Brazils ... I mean Bacon Butties & Soup for the Homeless ... £20k could buy???;o>
Only in Denmark - John Dillermand, a new kids' cartoon character with an unfeasibly long, candy striped schlong (bizarre, not graphic at all);https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tC9_G...
it's a good way to ensure no-one else eats your sausages! but he burnt them anyway - what a dick!
Gordon wrote: "Time for animated Buster Gonad."I was trying to think of the chap with the 'unfeasibly large testicles' but it wouldn't ...... come.
Agatha Christie once shelved a hermaphrodite detective character. The series was to be called Murder She Scrote.
Is this the right thread for this sort of topic though?
I don't remember ever seeing any bollocks-based, or other 'rude' cartoons by women. Wonder why this is? Are they too childish?
Lez wrote: "I don't remember ever seeing any bollocks-based, or other 'rude' cartoons by women. Wonder why this is? Are they too childish?"Yes Lez, women are too childish.
On a more serious bent, are there ANY women cartoonists of note?
Isabella wrote: "Posy Simmonds"I did think of her, being a Grauniad reader, but she was more a story-teller with pictures? She did nicely skewer male egos but very gently.
Former Trump campaign lawyer Sidney Powell is being sued for defamation by the voting-machine company Dominion, who oversaw the counting in Georgia and other states.Interesting news as the court filing is public and the papers are online. Makes interesting reading to see how these things played out. Even if you are of the opinion the big orange baby is the second coming, Dominion obviously believe they have a case and have laid everything out very informatively.
Brass Neck wrote: "On a more serious bent, are there ANY women cartoonists of note?"There's MARF ... Martha Richler.
Ohhh, and the female Cartoonist who is the Creator of those Tottering cartoons as well ... whose name escapes me at the moment ... ?
Googled ;o> ... Annie Tempest ;o>She also was the one behind 'The Yuppies' as well.
Trump losing his twitter account, now that's fierce! I would slit my wrists...
Post Soviet wrote: "Trump losing his twitter account, now that's fierce! I would slit my wrists..."Can't you arrange to slit HIS.....?
Brass Neck wrote: "Post Soviet wrote: "Trump losing his twitter account, now that's fierce! I would slit my wrists..."Can't you arrange to slit HIS.....?"
Right, I'll have some word with Volodya.
mmm, love the song. Like one commented - there are two good points for that...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=khkKf...
More Cosmetic Surgery?Or maybe Toyah has discovered how to defy Gravity?! ;o>
Post Soviet wrote: "mmm, love the song. Like one commented - there are two good points for that...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=khkKf..."
I got that link in my recommendations, brightened up my Sunday no end.
suzysunshine7 wrote: "More Cosmetic Surgery?Or maybe Toyah has discovered how to defy Gravity?! ;o>"
Looks like natural plumping techniques to me.
I'll have a few watches to investigate further.
For those enjoying Robert & Toya doing Metallica cover, different artists here though. Sound not obligatory,https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RUpDs...
Looks like someone's got their creative juices flowing down at the Grimsby dump (as opposed to the dump that is Grimsby);https://www.facebook.com/photo?fbid=1...
I've got - 'This content isn't available...'
Sorry, I guess you have to be a friend of the poster and I don't know how to post an image.
Tech XXIII wrote: "they'd be better"*bitter
Got an email off MusicMagpie with the headline. "Show a little love with up to £100 off Tech!" He'd have to pay me millions!
would depend on the quality of the love. £100? how low would you go?
Tech XXIII wrote: "would depend on the quality of the love. £100? how low would you go?"I could get on my knees? Getting up again is the issue.
I think I'd like to go and live here - https://mymodernmet.com/monokubo-fant...Looks like a lovely, magical, peaceful place.
Helen The Melon wrote: "I think I'd like to go and live here - https://mymodernmet.com/monokubo-fant...Looks like a lovely, magical, peaceful place."
I see Totoro! Why are we not funding this??!!
On the subject of friendly animals, the other day I googled the worlds friendliest species towards humans. Apart from the obvious; cats, dogs, dolphins, sheep (oddly enough), there was what looked like a giant guinea pig called a Capybaras. Although ultra friendly towards humans and other species, (it lets monkeys ride on its back), it's not clever to get too close to it as it suffers with ticks. The one that suprised me in the bird kingdom was swans. Apparently they are soothed by the human voice, and only get aggressive if they feel their cygnets are being threatened.
"swans. Apparently they are soothed by the human voice, and only get aggressive if they feel their cygnets are being threatened" - upshot; never get too close to a swan's ring.
Swans aren't always friendly to other swans, though. They've been known to kill what they see as interlopers. The view from our window isn't always nature at peace and in harmony ... :o(
This is a cute story of a Tasmanian couple who found an abandoned cygnet and raised it.https://www.facebook.com/watch/?v=370...
Sera69 wrote: "I see Totoro! Why are we not funding this??!!"I don't want it made into a film, Sera, I want it made real! I need a giant cat companion. A giant fluffy bird companion would be acceptable too, I s'pose. ;-)
There is a book of them - Monokubo Art Works ~ Megalophilia もの久保作品集
There's a cat in one of my photos - fluffy P - she used to insist on following me up the road into the village woods and used to accompany me on a walk through the woods. It was rather stressful though, high risk of unleashed dogs on the loose.
"a lovely, magical, peaceful place".........gauny need a big shovel fur the poops!
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I love fresh sprouts! :)"
Never too late for sprouts!