Amazon exiles discussion
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The complete bo**ocks, talk tripe, no music allowed thread
NOOOOOOO?!! - I am definitely NOT clicking on that Link! ;oO
suzysunshine7 wrote: "NOOOOOOO?!! - I am definitely NOT clicking on that Link! ;oO"I sphincter you should copra eyeful of that. What is "fateful irreversible intestinal problem"?
! ... ;o>Brass Neck wrote: "What is "fateful irreversible intestinal problem"?"
I wouldn't worry about it, Mr B - in the time that you've taken just to say it out loud it'll probably be far too late to start wondering about what it might mean!!!
a load of shight in any case! the act of trapezial skitters on such a scale would require the trapezist to have his bare arse out! and even maximum seepage would be safely contained with the lycra breeks until the trapezer geezer were to swing out of the drop zone! it won't wash with me!
suzysunshine7 wrote: "NOOOOOOO?!! - I am definitely NOT clicking on that Link! ;oO"Don't worry, it's not a video, or even a photo of the event.
But it's true I tell you! This from the same reliable source.Donald Trump has approved the construction of a Death Star
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Tech XXIII wrote: "a load of shight in any case! the act of trapezial skitters on such a scale would require the trapezist to have his bare arse out! and even maximum seepage would be safely contained with the lycra ..."I think it was the woman so her cossie would be a lot skimpier in the nether regions allowing max muck-spreading while swinging (dis)gracefully on high………….
a valid point, and a workable one if a thong is worn and tights/lycra are absent. this would then provide us with the following mathematical/scientific equation to prove the effect,force = the algebra of need and urgency and content
form = shape and tautness of appendage
thus,
force x form = shight shower.
Tights? You can strain liquid through the mesh of tights and "fateful irreversible intestinal problem" isn't suggestive of solidity? Good job Paula Radcliffe was on the run(s) and not on the asymmetric bars or hoops in Athens when her bout of "fateful irreversible intestinal problem" struck.
A fortune awaits the inventor of a reversing procedure.
fateful abdominal rumbling turned serious . . .
swinging high incontinence terminates entirely
Diabolical intestinal abominable rumbling rectal hellish outflow erupting anally.
Brass Neck wrote: "Diabolical intestinal abominable rumbling ruinatory hellacious outflow erupting anally."A veritable shitstorm
A parrot has been taken into custody in northern Brazil following a police raid targeting crack dealers.According to reports in the Brazilian press, the bird had been taught to alert criminals to police operations in Vila Irmã Dulce, a low-income community in the sun-scorched capital of Piauí state, by shouting: “Mum, the police!”
The parrot, who has not been named, was seized on Monday afternoon when officers swooped on a drug den run by a local couple.
“He must have been trained for this,” one officer involved in the operation said of the two-winged wrongdoer. “As soon as the police got close he started shouting.”
A Brazilian journalist who came face to face with the imprisoned parrot on Tuesday described it as a “super obedient” creature – albeit one that had kept its beak firmly shut after being “arrested”.
“So far it hasn’t made a sound … completely silent,” the reporter said.
Alexandre Clark, a local vet, confirmed the parrot had not cooperated: “Lots of police officers have come by and he’s said nothing.”
The Brazilian broadcaster Globo said the “papagaio do tráfico” (drug trafficking parrot) had been handed over to a local zoo where it would spend three months learning to fly before being released.
The bird joins a growing list of animals implicated in Brazil’s drug trade, although most have been reptiles.
that'll be Polly The Watch, no chance she'll sing - they can lean on her all they want, she won't cracker under pressure!
She'll be up before the beak afore long and she'd better not commit perchury.
After failing a polygraph the parrot was given ten years bird. He may have just been a parrot but now he's had a Cockatoo!
it was in paisley. they had to remove the snake for it's own safety!
I just thought it funny that 'Fare Dodging' was what came before the mention of it being a Snake and being on a Bus?!! - LOL!!!If it had paid it's own Fare would it have mattered any less?!! ;o>
in paisley it would have had a bus passsssssssssssssssss!
Ohhh, I SO set that one up for you, didn't I?! ... (*GROAN*) ... ;o>
Unusual torment on Cross-Country Trains today. Two Marillion fans sitting behind me discussing - very loudly - last night's De Montfort Hall gig and the entire history of their Marillion fandom. They are the very stereotype of what you would imagine Marillion fans to be.
Blue Rinses, Twin-sets and Pearls? - and Court Shoes with a sturdy Heel? ;o>
Droning voices. Infinite capacity for evaluating the relative merits of Leicester and Wolverhampton as venues for Marillion conventions. Total lack of humour...
suzysunshine7 wrote: "Blue Rinses, Twin-sets and Pearls? - and Court Shoes with a sturdy Heel? ;o>"Whatever their mums dressed them in that morning.
wow, gordon, very rarely seen in pairs, usually a 'nae pals' species, we can only hope to jeebus that it wasn't a breeding pair - also unusual in that they are normally wan..........screwtap short o' a cairry oot! ecologywise, ye shoulda brained them wi' yer bindle! boom!
They didn't know each other before boarding the train. They were in neighbouring seats and one spotted that the other still had his Marillion weekend (three gigs on three consecutive evenings) wristband on. One of them got off the train at Peterborough to travel on to Norwich; the other carried on to Cambridge. Nothing unusual about people's breeding habits in that part of the world.
An Amazonian parrot called Freddy Krueger has made headlines in Brazil after managing to find its way back to the zoo from which it was stolen while recovering from a four-year nightmare that saw it shot in a gun battle, abducted by armed thieves and bitten by a snake.The turquoise-fronted Amazon parrot – whose Elm Street-inspired moniker stems from its bullet-disfigured face – was pilfered from a zoo in the southern city of Cascavel on the night of 16 April.
According to Brazil’s Folha de São Paulo newspaper, Freddy’s capture was just the latest in a series of misadventures to affect the Amazona aestiva bird.
Freddy was first brought to the zoo about four years ago, having been severely injured in a shootout between police and gangsters during a raid on the drug den where he had lived with his villain owner.
“In the shootout, Freddy was hit in the upper-beak … blinded and suffered burns to the feathers that grow between the eyes,” the Folha de São Paulo reported.
Freddy’s ordeal was far from over. Earlier this month, the parrot was reportedly bitten on the leg by a snake – thankfully of a non-venomous variety.
Freddy bled profusely but survived, only to be stolen days later when three armed raiders burst into Cascavel’s zoo, overpowered its security guard and made off with two parrots and a cylinder of gas.
Two days later, however, Freddy returned, discovered by zoo staff at the foot of a pine tree beside his cage.
The details of Freddy’s comeback remain murky, although drops of blood found near his former abode have fuelled speculation that the notoriously aggressive parrot bit his way out.
“He’s a bit of a wild one,” Ilair Dettoni, the zoo’s vet, was quoted as saying.
Dettoni suspected Freddy’s mangled features might have proven his salvation, given the limited market for deformed parrots. “I don’t know if Freddy is really unlucky or really lucky,” he said.
The second parrot and the gas cylinder have yet to be found.
I'm lost for words! ... what a life story for one small Bird!!! ;o>
BT offers iconic Red Phone Boxes for community adoption for just £1 ...A Coffee Shop run inside a Red Phone Box in Hampstead Heath ...
A Phone Box in Michaelstone-le-Pit, Vale of Glamorgan, Wales being put to good use as the Village Library ...
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I'll buy one and make it into a changing room for Superheros...
I really want to put those books in order!
Would make a good plunge pool if you cut the top off, fill it up and install a kettle element.
I was in my local Tesco a couple of weeks ago, in the fruit and vegetable aisle, when a woman behind me shouted out, "Here girls, what do you reckon, length or girth"? I turned around to see her holding up a cucumber. Her 2 friends laughed before pretty much simutaneouly shouting back, "girth"! So guys.....now we know! ;-)
I know that I'm going to get raised Eyebrows and splutters over this but I don't know quite how else to try saying it?! - LOL!!! ... girth IS preferable over length because they tend to stay firmer for longer ;o>
...so long as they're not starting to go off...
Don't forget to cut the Crusts off your Cucumber Sandwiches ;o>
'mummy, mummy, are those ladies trying to steal the cucumbers?''erm,....eh,......yes, dear, they are trying to steal the cucumbers.'
'mummy, mummy, why are they shouting about it?'
'they're just happy they're getting their regular vegetable intake, dear, and no, the wet cucumbers are not the freshest ones!'
suzysunshine7 wrote: "I know that I'm going to get raised Eyebrows and splutters over this but I don't know quite how else to try saying it?! - LOL!!! ... girth IS preferable over length because they tend to stay firmer..."Does this apply to cumumbers, too?
Gordon wrote: "Does this apply to cumumbers, too? "I'm sure Suzy is talking about balloons.
…. vier, funf, …..... er, sex, semen?
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