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message 1551: by Lez (new)

Lez | 7490 comments Not just sprayed but ‘impacted’ too!


message 1552: by Serial (new)

Serial Sock Trumpet (serialsocktrumpet) | 1998 comments Lez wrote: "A blast from the past:

https://web.archive.org/web/201305160..."


Fkn ell. Nephran Briffit, forum legend and all round superhero.

Until they nuked him and committed him permanently to a secure london sanatorium.

RIP Meses


message 1553: by Brass Neck (last edited Dec 07, 2018 12:44AM) (new)

Brass Neck | 3979 comments 'committed him permanently to a secure london sanatorium' - he had TB?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sanatorium

'Blast from the past' somewhat over-aggrandises him; rancid wet fart from the slack sphincter of time mebbes?


message 1554: by suzysunshine7 (new)

suzysunshine7 | 16038 comments I'm not sure that I'd want to know I was being discussed like this? I deeply disliked the terrible way that he frequently trolled around all the Forums and badly abused folk but he also could be kind if he wanted to be and had his own wealth of knowledge to share on Music on his good days.

Could we not just wish him safe and well wherever he is now and then leave it all there in the past where it belongs? He wouldn't ever be made a welcome Member on this Forum and so it does feel unfair to mention him like this when he has no way of giving any response ;o<

Sorry, I know that I probably just sound all prim and preachy? - it just feels to me like all the really sad and the bad stuff from the past Forums on Amazon would be best if it stayed in the past? ;o>


message 1555: by Craig White (new)

Craig White | 6727 comments "and had his own wealth of knowledge to share on Music on his good days"

aye, if you were interested in level 42! :)

he got chance after chance after chance to behave himself and to connect with people on a meaningful basis (i even campaigned for his return at one point), but each time he proved himself to be an utter dick who used the distance and shield of the internet to project his peurile judgements. i don't think he could help it, he just wasn't a nice individual! i don't wish him well, he doesn't deserve it. don't wish him ill either, don't care enough.


message 1556: by suzysunshine7 (new)

suzysunshine7 | 16038 comments Perhaps it's just me? - but I feel that If we keep commenting on him then he'll surely be up for making one of his spectacular online comebacks on here - and I have to say that personally I would much rather that he didn't.


message 1557: by Craig White (new)

Craig White | 6727 comments dinnae fash yursel, suzy, he widnae get by the hobo! :)


message 1558: by suzysunshine7 (new)

suzysunshine7 | 16038 comments I was wondering where Gordon is right now? ;o>

I'm going to guess at ... Birmingham New Street Station ... via Aberdeen and Truro!


message 1559: by Craig White (new)

Craig White | 6727 comments he goes where the iron horse takes him. when he hears that lonesome whistle it's time to pack up his bindle and move on down the line........................to shrewsbury i expect!


message 1560: by Lez (new)

Lez | 7490 comments I wonder why whistles and pines are always lonesome?


message 1561: by nocheese (new)

nocheese | 6824 comments Pines are quite versatile - they can also be whispering or sheltering.


message 1562: by suzysunshine7 (last edited Dec 07, 2018 07:03AM) (new)

suzysunshine7 | 16038 comments Perhaps 'lonesome' refers to the shrill hard and sharp noise of a Whistle piercing silence - and the stark angular tall and thin sight of a solitary Pine on an empty Landscape? ;o>


message 1563: by TwoddleBungler (last edited Dec 07, 2018 08:21AM) (new)

TwoddleBungler | 4920 comments A lonesome pine. I wonder if someone planted it deliberately?




message 1564: by suzysunshine7 (new)

suzysunshine7 | 16038 comments Awww, and it really does look so terribly lonesome too! ;o<


Gingerlily - The Full Wild | 600 comments Maybe it has been just trying to get away from all the others and have a bit of peace and quiet. They will insist on singing bad christmas music.


message 1566: by suzysunshine7 (last edited Dec 07, 2018 10:03AM) (new)

suzysunshine7 | 16038 comments That'll explain the Yoga Mat hidden just out of view beneath it then? ... it's on Retreeat ;o>


message 1567: by Isabella (new)

Isabella | 1370 comments Yes, there was needle match going on and it didn't have the confidence it was sharp enough.


message 1568: by suzysunshine7 (new)

suzysunshine7 | 16038 comments LOL!!! ;o>


message 1569: by Serial (new)

Serial Sock Trumpet (serialsocktrumpet) | 1998 comments suzysunshine7 wrote: "Perhaps it's just me? - but I feel that If we keep commenting on him then he'll surely be up for making one of his spectacular online comebacks on here - and I have to say that personally I would m..."

We can only hope, Suzy. Ultimately Neph was an antidote to the sanguine kitten lovers. Poking about in uncomfortable areas like a rampant gynecologist high on spice and cheesy puffs.
Quite intelligent too, when not distracted with milking squirrels .
I miss him.


message 1570: by Serial (last edited Dec 07, 2018 02:43PM) (new)

Serial Sock Trumpet (serialsocktrumpet) | 1998 comments TwoddleBungler wrote: "A lonesome pine. I wonder if someone planted it deliberately?

"


OOH it just cries out to be chainsawed.

Like those fkn Snow Leopards they're always farming out on TV to get money for, supposedly to save em. A few accurate bullets would be kinder than expecting the denuded gene pool to mate with their siblings and continue as inbred weaklings.


message 1571: by TwoddleBungler (new)

TwoddleBungler | 4920 comments Serial wrote: "TwoddleBungler wrote: "A lonesome pine. I wonder if someone planted it deliberately?

OOH it just cries out to be chainsawed.."


I suspect that's just the tip of the iceberg. There's actually a big hole and that's just the top sticking out.


Gingerlily - The Full Wild | 600 comments This picture was taken a bit closer...




message 1573: by Lez (new)

Lez | 7490 comments It sure looks lonesome


Gingerlily - The Full Wild | 600 comments It's pining for the fjiords.


message 1575: by TwoddleBungler (new)

TwoddleBungler | 4920 comments :-)


message 1576: by suzysunshine7 (new)

suzysunshine7 | 16038 comments Well, here's a rather weird kind of Spam Email? - as, with no dodgy attachments or any dubious Links to click on, it seems to rely entirely on the Recipient's curiosity and greed to get a response to it? ...


Sat 08/12/2018, 11:02

After brief meeting held by the board of a directors of Barclays bank Plc, and the Audit and

Accounts Unit of British Financial Intelligent agency here in London United Kingdom, to see to

the release of your long term debt owed to some foreigners around the globe who have been denied of their payments including you.

Regards,

Mr Scott Miller
Transfer Depart.
Barclays Bank Plc.


message 1577: by suzysunshine7 (new)

suzysunshine7 | 16038 comments The layout with the sentence spaces is how it came ;o>


message 1578: by nocheese (last edited Dec 08, 2018 06:25AM) (new)

nocheese | 6824 comments How delightful. It almost looks like a piss-take - are you sure it's not one of your friends having a larf?

"Some foreigners around the globe" indeed!


message 1579: by Lez (new)

Lez | 7490 comments Doesn’t seem much in it for you! You’re being released from a debt you never owed anyway ;-)

Perhaps there’s more to follow.


message 1580: by suzysunshine7 (new)

suzysunshine7 | 16038 comments nocheese wrote: "How delightful. It almost looks like a piss-take - are you sure it's not one of your friends having a larf?

"Some foreigners around the globe" indeed!"


I only have just a handful of friends who Email me and most of them are friends from off this Forum - LOL!!! ;o>


message 1581: by suzysunshine7 (new)

suzysunshine7 | 16038 comments Lez wrote: "Doesn’t seem much in it for you! You’re being released from a debt you never owed anyway ;-)

Perhaps there’s more to follow."


An intriguing idea, Lez Lee ... perhaps it's an Advent Spam Email with a little more coming each day until I finally get to see the bigger picture?!! ;o>


message 1582: by Lez (new)

Lez | 7490 comments It weren’t me, honest.


message 1583: by suzysunshine7 (last edited Dec 08, 2018 06:55AM) (new)

suzysunshine7 | 16038 comments No, I can easily recognise any Spam sneakily pretending to come from you, Lez Lee ;o>

I've Googled ... mrscott.miller120@earthlink.net ... and apparently a lot of reported Spam comes from various 'earthlink.net' addresses.


message 1584: by suzysunshine7 (last edited Dec 08, 2018 07:14AM) (new)

suzysunshine7 | 16038 comments Wow? - and another (rather weird) Email - but this time it's from Superdrug and advertising these! ...



I had to look several times to try to decide if I was looking at a Man or a Woman's Face in the Picture on this packet of Fake Eyelashes?!!


message 1585: by Lez (new)

Lez | 7490 comments Good grief, that’s repulsive!


message 1586: by suzysunshine7 (new)

suzysunshine7 | 16038 comments I don't buy Fake 'anythings' anyway - Lashes, Nails, etc - but, if I did, I definitely don't think this would ever encourage me to think that I might possibly look beautiful wearing these?!! ;oO


message 1587: by Lez (new)

Lez | 7490 comments My two friends and I tried eyelashes and wigs (not blonde) in the sixties and chose a union meeting to show them off. We gathered from the reactions, they weren’t having the desired effect.......


message 1588: by suzysunshine7 (new)

suzysunshine7 | 16038 comments Ohhh dear?!! ;oO ... maybe you were just TOO beautiful already, Lez Lee?!! ;o>


message 1589: by Martin (new)

Martin O' | 2196 comments Gingerlily - The fairy at the bottom of the Christmas tree wrote: "This picture was taken a bit closer...

"


"Douglas!"


message 1590: by suzysunshine7 (new)

suzysunshine7 | 16038 comments LOL!!! ;o>


message 1591: by suzysunshine7 (new)

suzysunshine7 | 16038 comments Wisdom the Laysan Albatross (the World's oldest known Bird) lays another egg ;o> ...



... https://news.sky.com/story/wisdom-the...


message 1592: by Lez (new)

Lez | 7490 comments Beautiful birdies


message 1593: by suzysunshine7 (new)

suzysunshine7 | 16038 comments I really hope that the Egg hatches and the Chick gets to live a long life too ;o>


message 1594: by Martin (new)

Martin O' | 2196 comments Do you get wafers with it?

(Hides omelette pan behind back)


message 1595: by suzysunshine7 (last edited Dec 10, 2018 12:27PM) (new)

suzysunshine7 | 16038 comments MARTIN?!! ... don'tcha dare even think about it! ;oO

Or you'll be spending Christmas in A&E with that Pan jammed on your Head!!! ;o>


message 1596: by Gordon (new)

Gordon (skiiltan) | 2940 comments Well, what flavour is it?


message 1597: by suzysunshine7 (new)

suzysunshine7 | 16038 comments Knuckle Butty flavour! ;oO

Do I have to stand guard and see you all off?

I've made up my Mind that this Egg is gonna hatch! ;o>


message 1598: by Brass Neck (new)

Brass Neck | 3979 comments I had a mate once who was hungry. He asked what I'd got in the fridge to make a sarnie with so I looked and there was only some tongue. 'Urgh!' he said, revulsed, 'I'm not eating owt that's been in an animal's mouth'.

So I did him a boiled egg.


message 1599: by suzysunshine7 (new)

suzysunshine7 | 16038 comments Groan! ;o>


message 1600: by suzysunshine7 (new)

suzysunshine7 | 16038 comments Forget Wi-Fi what we really want is a Free-Wee - LOL!!! ;o> ...

Mid Cheshire Line Passengers flushed with delight at scrapped Toilet Charge! ...

https://www.knutsfordguardian.co.uk/n...


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