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The complete bo**ocks, talk tripe, no music allowed thread

He certainly was. Just don't google up to date pictures.


Yesterday my daughter and son-in-law denied any knowledge of a song called "MacArthur Park".
I felt very sorry for the young lass on Pointless (we see VERY old episodes here) who, when the clue was who was assassinated in Dallas in 1962?, replied "J.R." Alexander and Richard were almost rolling on the floor.

It’s on YT, Val. It went, as they say now, ‘viral’ here. I suspect her partner didn’t know either!
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=VvRwRuH...
We have a channel called ‘Challenge’ which has old gameshows pretty much on a loop - Bullseye, Family Fortunes, Wheel of Fortune etc. all from the ‘80s - ‘90s. The clothes are unbelievable and terms such as Red Indian sound so wrong now.
Btw, lucky escape, not having heard MacArthur Park, or indeed Barry Manilow! 😀

It may still be completely new to them - but have you tried singing or playing it to see if that brings any kind of a light-bulb moment to your Daughter and Son-In-Law, Val? ;o>


Not surprised at all! As soon as we saw it, we knew that lass was going to have to live with it all her days!


Val, have you seen the Roy Orbison documentary ‘In Dreams’ ?
I was never a big fan but watched it with my sister - it’s very good and really sad.
Oh, dear, 3 of us have broken the ‘No music allowed’ rule. SRJ will have us banned.

Is SRJ on here, Lez Lee? - I don't think I've come across him yet?

Is SRJ on here, Lez Lee? - I don't think I've come across him yet?"
Yes, he’s come back but only on the footie thread so you won’t have seen him. He calls himself Stewart but signs off as SRJ.

I'm so glad that so many of us got to know where we were setting up on here and made it over - even if a few don't tend to bob in all that often now at least they know where we all are.

You got further than I did then?! ... HA HA HA HA HA!!! ;o>
Nah! - it isn't that bad, Gingerlily - it's just a rather unusual view of several Pigs which just has to make you wonder at the reason why the Photographer chose it! ;o>

Not wishing to break the rules yet again re music, but the answer is no, I haven't. Will keep a look out for it.

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-IiN0YJhZzkI..."
A different variety of pignuts;
https://cumbriafoodie.com/2011/06/04/...

http://www.msn.com/en-gb/lifestyle/ho......"
I really want the Rainbow Daydream!

That'll be yer nominative determinism then.

"The LFB has repeatedly called on members of the public not to dial 999 when a pet becomes trapped, following a huge increase in the number of call outs.
It said its officers have previously been called to rescue an iguana from a roof, a kitten wedged in a bongo drum and a chimp trapped in a chimney"
... WHAT?!! ;oO
I can sort-of imagine a poor Kitten getting itself accidentally wedged in a Bongo Drum ... but a Chimp trapped in a Chimney?!! ;oO
Mrs Grizzly does amuse me by not properly saying what she means - she was telling me all about the latest meal replacement shakes we have bought that I have yet to try.
"These ones are much better than the last lot as you don't use milk, you just add the powder to your 200 litres of water, give it a shake with the little metal thing in the cup and you're done!"
Even better, she told me that she managed to drink it all in one go :)
"These ones are much better than the last lot as you don't use milk, you just add the powder to your 200 litres of water, give it a shake with the little metal thing in the cup and you're done!"
Even better, she told me that she managed to drink it all in one go :)

"These ones are much better ..."
suzysunshine7 wrote: "! ... ;o>"
She is clearly boasting. Myself could manage no more than 175 l in one go and that's on empty stomach!

"These ..."
Wrong end - it's a suppository shake, the latest thing combining minimal nutrition AND a colossal enema ….. after which it's not so much the stomach that needs stapling but the entire small bowel back together. Rectum? Not 'alf.


http://www.msn.com/en-gb/foodanddrink...


Not had a battered beefburger, but have tried one with cheese and sauce and enclosed in pastry. Once was enough.
As for all that lot, does it come with a pud?
Deep fried Mars Bar, perhaps?
As for all that lot, does it come with a pud?
Deep fried Mars Bar, perhaps?

deep fried hamburgers are unspeakably toothsome, and in my book far tastier than any burger chain product, but if you don't have the common sense to indulge mibbe 2 or 3 times a year, they will do their best to kill you.
the only negative about the deep fried mars bar is that they're so pathetically small, but again, portion control is probably a necessity to ensure survival.

suzysunshine7 wrote: "I've always loved Battered Onion Rings - do they count as one of your 5 a day?! ;o>"
Only on a Fry-day :)
Only on a Fry-day :)

I had to ask her to repeat herself before I worked out that she was just trying to flog me some chocolate.
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MEGALOPHILIA: MONOKUBO ARTWORKS (other topics)Invisible Women: Data Bias in a World Designed for Men (other topics)
Paul Hollywood's Pies and Puds (other topics)
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Less so than Adam Adamant off the tele if anyone remembers that show?