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The complete bo**ocks, talk tripe, no music allowed thread
of course you need planning permission, or the council will come and suck the fun out of everything!
... and there’s always the danger of it collapsing halfway up
Lez wrote: "... and there’s always the danger of it collapsing halfway up"One's erection is more likely to subside?
Tech wrote: "of course you need planning permission, or the council will come and suck the fun out of everything!"It was probably the ringing mechanism he attached at the rear? The bell end pushed it too far at the back door?
I've always found that a good stiff erection is paramount in a satisfactory completion of any edifice.
The initial hands-on groundwork is important too.
Amazon seem to always be hell-bent on continuing to alienate and annoy everyone else with their Business practices now? ...http://www.msn.com/en-gb/money/compan...
Someone is surely going to rise to the challenges that they keep on posing and imposing and try to take them down one of these days?!
sorry suzy, back to the boaby jokes! :)when your erection is complete it will be closely examined by a panel from the council. it may be tweaked if it overhangs your neighbours property! fnur!
You'll all be made to pay up to a £1,000 each if the Council finds you guilty and decides to enforce you with a Hosepipe ban, you know? ;o>
suzysunshine7 wrote: "You'll all be made to pay up to a £1,000 each if the Council finds you guilty and decides to enforce you with a Hosepipe ban, you know? ;o>"Hosepipe? Tech's only got a bent straw.
Lez wrote: "Snigger"Don't encourage me Lez!
it has to be bent, otherwise it encroaches on the neighbours' property! good thing it's a semi............................i live in!
Would be bad if it was detached!
I wouldn't want to look out at a row of Terraces every day either! ;oO
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of course he's qualified! he's 'house trained' boom!
I'd trust him! ... Commission Bonuses? - he just wants Bonios! ;o>
He could lick all the competition!
Well, he looks interested and could be about to make a deposit.....
He should give us all a good lead - and won't just leave us barking up the wrong Tree ;o>
'Ere!!
Don't trust him - he sold me a pup!
Don't trust him - he sold me a pup!
Grizzlygrump wrote: "'Ere!!Don't trust him - he sold me a pup!"
Oh he's in the dog-house now!
I'm glad that article points out that the original saying was "you can't eat your cake and have your cake", rather than "you can't have your cake and eat it", which doesn't make sense.
Gingerlily - All kinds of everything! wrote: "Grizzlygrump wrote: "'Ere!!Don't trust him - he sold me a pup!"
Oh he's in the dog-house now!"
Oh fur the love of doG (anagram).
I'm rather taken with the word used near the end of the article ... 'permashambles' ... or 'perma-shambles' as it also comes up elsewhere online. I've never heard of it before and wondered if it was another newly invented word as there does not appear to be any online Dictionary definitions of it? ;o>
I'm sure I've heard it somewhere before, and I rather like it too - very expressive.
I've heard of omnishambles before, so perhaps that's where it hails from.
Omnishambles? ... Hmmm, I also really like that word as well ;o>
Brass Neck wrote: Oh fur the love of doG (anagram)Oooh nice one, Mr B! ;o>
It’s older than we think:“Simon Hoggart
Published: 19:40 BST Monday, 02 July 2012
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Shambles upon shambles! The omnishambles is now a megashambles, a shambles in Europe, a shambles in the banks and of course let's not forget the great ongoing, rolling permashambles of the government.”
Oooh! - so many shambles in one Sentence?! - I shall savour that one ;o>
That is a shambles of a sentence! ;)
Didn't 'omnishambles' originate with the great Malcolm Tucker?
nocheese wrote: "Didn't 'omnishambles' originate with the great Malcolm Tucker?"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6pOqq...
Phwoar ! Quite wish I’d watched it now.
HA HA HA HA HA!!! ... it comes up with ...Content Warning
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I hope that Lez Lee is old enough to watch it?!! ;o>
Might get a bit wearing for a whole programme. Could mute the sound though.
Not really, the cumulative effect is hysterical, and anyway, Malcolm is mild compared to Jamie: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sk75R...
nocheese wrote: "Not really, the cumulative effect is hysterical, and anyway, Malcolm is mild compared to Jamie: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sk75R..."
Some brilliant lines there!!
TwoddleBungler wrote: "Scroll down a bit and click on speaker to hear sound.https://twitter.com/twitter/statuses/..."
How far down should we scroll, Twoddle?
nocheese wrote: "How far down should we scroll, Twoddle?"It's from twitter. I don't use twitter but it seems to depend on which device you use. The speaker icon should be just below the picture - maybe click on the picture to reveal it (?).
Gordon wrote: "I'm glad that article points out that the original saying was "you can't eat your cake and have your cake", rather than "you can't have your cake and eat it", which doesn't make sense."I didn’t know that, Gordon but wondered what it could mean. Anyway, by great coincidence, Stephen Poole in today’s Guardian says:
“The impossibility of having your cake and eating it is a modern reversal: the original, as a 1546 compendium of English proverbs has it, goes: “Wolde ye bothe eate your cake, and haue your cake?” Oddly, it has also sometimes meant a regulatory environment – “a body or ‘cake’ of laws and customs” (1872), of the kind that even Johnson would surely not gobble.”
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