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The complete bo**ocks, talk tripe, no music allowed thread
Suzy, I just googled those boxers, and clicked on 'images'. Don't do it unless you have an ambulance on standby!
WHAT?!! ... (*races up page*) ... ARRRGGGHHH!!! - I've missed it and it's changed to a High Power Flashlight! ;oOMind you? - it might come in handy to focus a Spotlight on whoever wears those Boxers ... Oooh?!! - I'm all flustered and of a dither now! ... ;o> ... ;o> ... ;o>
Just type in 'Breathable Ice Silk Boxers' to google. Or rather don't. My eyebrows are still stuck to the ceiling!
Blimey! We’ll probably all get suggestions in our in-boxes (in-boxers?) now ;-)
'I'm rather enjoying my Advert Box right now? ... I just scrolled up to see what is there and it's an extremely shapely pair of bright blue 'Breathable Ice Silk Boxers' ... !'Bit hard to make boxers airtight; they have three bloody great holes for the legs and torso and a button fly?
Lez wrote: "Blimey! We’ll probably all get suggestions in our in-boxes (in-boxers?) now ;-)"Suggestive suggestions?
Brass Neck wrote: "Bit hard to make boxers airtight; they have three bloody great holes for the legs and torso and a button fly?"Ladies? - we have a willing male volunteer to model them for us! ;o>
Willing isn't everything....
Gingerlily - Mistress Lantern wrote: "Willing isn't everything...."CRIKEY
Awww, you went and scared Mr B away?!! - and, believe me, that really does take some doing! - LOL!!! ;o>
You really do have to laugh, don't you? ... Goodreads make quite a big thing of telling folk to be mindful and careful of what they post - and of suggesting that it might be a good idea to make some Group Forums into 18+ year old Adult access areas only ... and then you log in and see adverts for things like skimpy Underwear or the new 'Nooky' range of sex products from Poundland ;o>
Its the money, Suzy. Always the money.... They want that sweet, sweet ad revenue...
Gingerlily - Mistress Lantern wrote: "Suzy, I just googled those boxers, and clicked on 'images'. Don't do it unless you have an ambulance on standby!"that's where i left those photos!
Just catching up with Suzy Klein's BBC4 series Tunes for Tyrants. The introduction is another reminder of the risks inherent in using presenters with southern accents:"[music] bypasses language and reason, and aims instead directly for arseholes…"
Thanks, Suzy. That's piqued my curiosity for the rest of the series.
Tech wrote: "that's where i left those photos!"WoW?!! - I want mine autographed and with lots of Smiley Faces please, tech?!! ;o>
Gordon wrote: "Just catching up with Suzy Klein's BBC4 series Tunes for Tyrants.....Can’t stand Suzy Klein. Her first week of Essential Classics was just Classic FM without the ads. Annoying voice, horribly twee and talking down. Ghastly woman.
Lez wrote: "Can’t stand Suzy Klein. Her first week of Essential Classics was just Classic FM without the ads. Annoying voi..."I rather like her name although I can't quite think why? ;o>
Lez wrote: "Can’t stand Suzy Klein. Her first week of Essential Classics was just Classic FM without the ads. Annoying voice, horribly twee and talking down. Ghastly woman."I quite like some of her television programmes. I thought the one she did with Frank Skinner on music hall was entertaining. All a matter of taste, of course.
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TwoddleBungler wrote: ""... and that's the final River Dance !", he ended flatly"Very good ! 😀
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I'm rather enjoying my Advert Box right now? ... I just scrolled up to see what is there and it's an extremely shapely pair of bright blue 'Breathable Ice Silk Boxers' ... !
Now if I could just find myself someone to model them for me then I might just be interested in buying some?!! - LOL! ;o>