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May 02, 2018 06:05AM
Maybe he looks at the spider births and deaths register.
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Gingerlily - Angry Badger wrote: "Maybe he looks at the spider births and deaths register."Given they lay hundreds of eggs at a time that document would take some checking.
Brass Neck wrote: "Gingerlily - Angry Badger wrote: "Maybe he looks at the spider births and deaths register."Given they lay hundreds of eggs at a time that document would take some checking."
Good thing its web hosted then.
"Mother's maiden name - Incy WincyFather - Deceased (unkown) - see above"
Martin wrote: ""Mother's maiden name - Incy WincyFather - Deceased (unkown) - see above""
😀;-)
Spider family photo. Do not click the link if you are afraid of spiders.https://i.ytimg.com/vi/mdnoUx30EgU/ma...
Theres Adam and Billy and Charles and David and Ethan and Fredddie and George and Harry and ...etc etc
Martin wrote: ""Mother's maiden name - Incy WincyFather - Deceased (unkown) - see above""
'Mother's maiden name - Incy Wincy' - so Incy Wincy was up the spout?
A similar tendency has been observed with mice and clocks.
Only the 'Visually Challenged' ones though?Perhaps someone needs to start a fundraising Campaign for Guide Dogs for Blind Mice?
That has the potential for a Darwin Award candidate!
Well, I've heard people say that they love their car......
It seems he had 'exhaust'-ed all other possibilities of getting himself a Girlfriend! ;o>
Well, it IS called a tailpipe! Hope the car had had a recent lube job.
Lez wrote: "Mrs May practises her air guitar moveshttps://www.goodreads.com/photo/user/..."
Looks more like a marionette ..... which is kinda appropriate since her strings are constantly being pulled by the Brexit Ultras in her party.
Brexit Ultras sounds like a great new Brand name for Incontinence Pads! - LOL!!! ;o>
suzysunshine7 wrote: "Brexit Ultras sounds like a great new Brand name for Incontinence Pads! - LOL!!! ;o>"! 😃;-)
suzysunshine7 wrote: "Brexit Ultras sounds like a great new Brand name for Incontinence Pads! - LOL!!! ;o>"Will they cope with the torrent of sh*t they're going to bury the economy with?
That's why they call them sole survivors!
Martin wrote: "That's why they call them sole survivors!";-)
I was wondering how they know ‘not all of them are Canadians’ ?
Lez wrote: "Martin wrote: "That's why they call them sole survivors!";-)
I was wondering how they know ‘not all of them are Canadians’ ?"
Presumably because they have identified some of them via DNA testing.
Mm. But the unidentified ones could still be Canadians. She said, in nitpicking mode. 😃
But then some of the identified ones perhaps weren't, she nitpicked back.
nocheese wrote: "But then some of the identified ones perhaps weren't, she nitpicked back."Touché 🙄
It's easy, the Canadian ones are more polite and don't litter!
And they smell of maple syrup and bacon.
🎶"I'm a lumberjack and I'm okayI sleep all night and I work all day"🎶
(Careful with that axe Eugene! Oops, there goes another one!)
Hah! I think we have an explanation for the mystery!
Now that Royal Wedding fever has abated can the rest of us get back to stuff we actually give a damn about?There is nothing more that us poor folk on benefits and minimum wage enjoy seeing than the privileged few wallowing like hippos at a waterhole vulgarly displaying their wealth in total ostentatious overdrive.
But surely the countdown to conception is now on? ;o>
Did someone get married?
suzysunshine7 wrote: "But surely the countdown to conception is now on? ;o>"Oh God, ain't we got enough of the buggers already? They're breeding like cockroaches...... what do I mean LIKE cockroaches, that's exactly what they are!
Awww? - I personally think that the last two generations have bred into rather nice people and that there may still be hope and a future for the Royal Family yet?Just, please God, don't let the utterly awful Charles and Camilla get anywhere near to sitting on the Throne! ;oO
Maybe Suzy, I remain far from convinced though. Wills and Harry perhaps have some sense of decency inherited on their mother's side but the rest are symbiotic parasites. All those cousins, aunts and uncles to the nth degree living high on the hog off the British Tax payer - aaagghhh! I suggest that we have them all shot, stuffed and mounted, the tourist industry could still function I'm quite sure.
I think some have already been stuffed and mounted.......
Some royal trivia I didn't know. Charles and Diana's whirlwind romance consisted of twelve meetings (dates?) and on the honeymoon, according to Diana, Charles took along eight books.
Martin wrote: "Some royal trivia I didn't know. Charles and Diana's whirlwind romance consisted of twelve meetings (dates?) and on the honeymoon, according to Diana, Charles took along eight books."I'm guessing https://www.amazon.co.uk/Joy-Sex-Gour... wasn't one of them?
I just hope she remembered to pack plenty of batteries!
Well I would too!
Call the Police or follow a Man home? ;o>I'd be far more tempted to follow the sweet little Pig ;o>
Thats not what I would call a sweet little pig!And Are you calling me a pig???
I sense another name change coming up :)
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