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message 751: by suzysunshine7 (new)

suzysunshine7 | 16038 comments Gingerlily - The other Stroopwafel Sister! wrote: "Facial hare??? That would be quite something!"

Much bigger and tougher than the usual Facial Hair, Gingerlily - plus it has a bizarre tendency to hide deep in the Pores and then suddenly pop out when you least expect it too! ... Hee, Hee, Hee!!! ;o>


Gingerlily - The Full Wild | 600 comments I won 't keep rabbiting on about it then...


message 753: by suzysunshine7 (new)

suzysunshine7 | 16038 comments A right 'sett' to as ... 'angry Badger' takes over Scottish Castle ! ...

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland...

Badger calms down again and leaves of his own accord ...

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland...

;o>


Gingerlily - The Full Wild | 600 comments There's my new screen name!


message 755: by suzysunshine7 (new)

suzysunshine7 | 16038 comments ! ... ;o>


message 756: by Brass Neck (new)

Brass Neck | 3979 comments Gingerlily - Angry Badger wrote: "Facial hare??? That would be quite something!"

Like the bald fella who balanced a brace of rabbits on his pate cos, from a distance, they looked like hares?


message 757: by Craig White (new)

Craig White | 6727 comments ........and the annual 'even cannon and ball wouldn't go there award for bravery in the face of prehistoric comedy' golden statuette of shame goes to.......


message 758: by Gordon (new)

Gordon (skiiltan) | 2940 comments Gingerlily - Angry Badger wrote: "There's my new screen name!"

One of our students a few years ago announced to all the other 19-year-olds around her that she was an "eager beaver". She couldn't work out why they all sniggered.

Sweet, really.


Gingerlily - The Full Wild | 600 comments Gordon wrote: "Gingerlily - Angry Badger wrote: "There's my new screen name!"

One of our students a few years ago announced to all the other 19-year-olds around her that she was an "eager beaver". She couldn't w..."


I'm sniggering too.


message 760: by suzysunshine7 (new)

suzysunshine7 | 16038 comments So am I at your new screen name! ;o>


Gingerlily - The Full Wild | 600 comments I am seriously considering getting myself this.

https://www.cafepress.co.uk/mf/858951...


message 762: by suzysunshine7 (new)

suzysunshine7 | 16038 comments It's a bit expensive? - but it looks particularly fab as a Hoodie that can also be pulled down over your Head! - LOL!!! ;o>


Gingerlily - The Full Wild | 600 comments Theres a white t-shirt one for £12. I like the idea of a hoodie though. Pulled down and occasional growling noises emitted from it.


message 764: by suzysunshine7 (new)

suzysunshine7 | 16038 comments I'd certainly give you a very wide berth - LOL!!! ;o>

The Tesco guy won't want to keep on delivering to you either!!!


Gingerlily - The Full Wild | 600 comments Its ok, I just got this weeks delivery. And its a different one most times. I do get a few that I recognise, but they have loads of drivers.


message 766: by suzysunshine7 (new)

suzysunshine7 | 16038 comments Plenty of people to un-nerve and un-settle then? ;o>


Gingerlily - The Full Wild | 600 comments You know me well.


message 768: by suzysunshine7 (new)

suzysunshine7 | 16038 comments And your reputation is now verging on becoming legendary throughout the wide world of Supermarket Shopping Delivery workers as well! ;o>


message 769: by [deleted user] (new)

Change to Ocado and I'll send over Mrs Grizzly :)


Gingerlily - The Full Wild | 600 comments We don't have Ocado here :( Its just Tesco and SuperValu. M&S were making noises about doing food deliveries, but as far as I know they haven't done anything about it yet.


message 771: by suzysunshine7 (new)

suzysunshine7 | 16038 comments Woahhhhhhh!!! ... Mrs Grizzly v Angry Badger ... ? ! ! ;oO

It sounds like a fight sketch on Harry Hill's TV Burps!!! ;o>


Gingerlily - The Full Wild | 600 comments its a good thing I'm in Ireland then.


message 773: by suzysunshine7 (last edited Apr 20, 2018 12:56PM) (new)

suzysunshine7 | 16038 comments ERRR? - Iceland, Mrs Grizzly ...

Angry Badger definitely said that she lived in Iceland !

Whew?!! - that was a close shave and you were nearly made a Badger Brush! ;o>


Gingerlily - The Full Wild | 600 comments A close brush with death, eh?


message 775: by suzysunshine7 (new)

suzysunshine7 | 16038 comments Be very thankful that you have no idea just how close? ... ! ;o>


Gingerlily - The Full Wild | 600 comments I can't bear the thought!


message 777: by Craig White (new)

Craig White | 6727 comments this is either genius marketing, or the road to ruin! it's nearly ruined me!

www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/food/artic...


message 778: by [deleted user] (new)

Tech wrote: "this is either genius marketing, or the road to ruin! it's nearly ruined me!

www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/food/artic..."


So, would it be fair to say that, after a packet of them you'd be full of...... :)


message 779: by Craig White (new)

Craig White | 6727 comments Secretly Has You Tasting Excrement!


message 781: by Craig White (new)

Craig White | 6727 comments ready salted?


message 782: by suzysunshine7 (new)

suzysunshine7 | 16038 comments You know the saddest part is the picture that shows the Bars all coming together in a big Bag rather than being individually wrapped? - because an open bar of Chocolate is just far TOO much temptation for most people ... even down to the most dedicated of Gym Bunnies!

Whoever is behind the Marketing on this product really has just got it all so wrong on so many levels - and that's not even including the ridiculous name! - LOL! ;o>


message 784: by Serial (new)

Serial Sock Trumpet (serialsocktrumpet) | 1998 comments Gingerlily - Angry Badger wrote: "THIS is how you write a recipe!

http://terribleminds.com/ramble/2018/..."


My favourite bit -

"Shake it like a — I dunno, what the fuck do you shake? A spraypaint can? A soda before you hand it to a prankable pal? Otters? Do you shake otters? I shake otters. They giggle when you shake them. Like the Pilsbury Dough Boy. It’s amazing. Always shake an otter"


message 785: by Serial (new)

Serial Sock Trumpet (serialsocktrumpet) | 1998 comments I'm off to trap a wild otter


message 786: by Serial (new)

Serial Sock Trumpet (serialsocktrumpet) | 1998 comments And that's not a euphemism.


Gingerlily - The Full Wild | 600 comments That's otterly wonderful!


message 788: by Serial (new)

Serial Sock Trumpet (serialsocktrumpet) | 1998 comments A police officer sees a man driving around with a pickup truck full of otters. He pulls the guy over and says… “You can’t drive around with otters in this town! Take them to the zoo immediately.” The guy says “OK”… and drives away. The next day, the officer sees the guy still driving around with the truck full of otters, and they’re all wearing sun glasses. He pulls the guy over and demands… “I thought I told you to take these otters to the zoo yesterday?” The guy replies… “I did . . . today I’m taking them to the beach!”


message 789: by Serial (new)

Serial Sock Trumpet (serialsocktrumpet) | 1998 comments Toilet otter -

A particularly impressive poo, whose head sticks up a little over the water's edge in the toilet bowl.


Gingerlily - The Full Wild | 600 comments If said otter seems to have 2 little eyes, stop smoking the dope.


message 791: by TwoddleBungler (last edited Apr 25, 2018 07:21AM) (new)

TwoddleBungler | 4920 comments Talking about toilets. I think everyone should be aware of this important safety device. Further information here https://toilet-guru.com/snorkel.php

TOILET SNORKEL



message 792: by suzysunshine7 (last edited Apr 26, 2018 02:37AM) (new)

suzysunshine7 | 16038 comments Okay? ... I give up?! ;o>

Why on Earth would I need a Toilet Snorkel?!! ;oO

(EDIT: Ahhh, just got the Link to work ... Nope! - I'm still NOT getting one!)


message 793: by nocheese (new)

nocheese | 6824 comments it is to be hoped that responsible hoteliers will advise as to where the toilet snorkel is located in every room. Just in case.


message 794: by Serial (new)

Serial Sock Trumpet (serialsocktrumpet) | 1998 comments suzysunshine7 wrote: "Okay? ... I give up?! ;o>

Why on Earth would I need a Toilet Snorkel?!! ;oO

(EDIT: Ahhh, just got the Link to work ... Nope! - I'm still NOT getting one!)"


Obviously in the event of a Nuclear attack, you could survive on the uninfected air that remains trapped behind the water trap in the toilet bowl.


Gingerlily - The Full Wild | 600 comments Uninfected? Just hope the person before you flushed thoroughly, and the hotel staff clean thoroughly.


Gingerlily - The Full Wild | 600 comments Haven't they heard of Shelob?


message 798: by suzysunshine7 (new)

suzysunshine7 | 16038 comments Lez wrote: "Sad news:

http://time.com/5259382/worlds-oldest..."


Awww, I am definitely NOT keen on Spiders but that really is very sad ;o<


message 799: by Brass Neck (new)

Brass Neck | 3979 comments Lez wrote: "Sad news:

http://time.com/5259382/worlds-oldest..."


Good job you provided a WEBlink.


message 800: by Lez (new)

Lez | 7490 comments I wonder if there are specialist spider-ageing biologists who go round the world checking them on their birthdays?


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