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I won 't keep rabbiting on about it then...
A right 'sett' to as ... 'angry Badger' takes over Scottish Castle ! ...http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland...
Badger calms down again and leaves of his own accord ...
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland...
;o>
There's my new screen name!
Gingerlily - Angry Badger wrote: "Facial hare??? That would be quite something!"Like the bald fella who balanced a brace of rabbits on his pate cos, from a distance, they looked like hares?
........and the annual 'even cannon and ball wouldn't go there award for bravery in the face of prehistoric comedy' golden statuette of shame goes to.......
Gingerlily - Angry Badger wrote: "There's my new screen name!"One of our students a few years ago announced to all the other 19-year-olds around her that she was an "eager beaver". She couldn't work out why they all sniggered.
Sweet, really.
Gordon wrote: "Gingerlily - Angry Badger wrote: "There's my new screen name!"One of our students a few years ago announced to all the other 19-year-olds around her that she was an "eager beaver". She couldn't w..."
I'm sniggering too.
So am I at your new screen name! ;o>
It's a bit expensive? - but it looks particularly fab as a Hoodie that can also be pulled down over your Head! - LOL!!! ;o>
Theres a white t-shirt one for £12. I like the idea of a hoodie though. Pulled down and occasional growling noises emitted from it.
I'd certainly give you a very wide berth - LOL!!! ;o>The Tesco guy won't want to keep on delivering to you either!!!
Its ok, I just got this weeks delivery. And its a different one most times. I do get a few that I recognise, but they have loads of drivers.
Plenty of people to un-nerve and un-settle then? ;o>
You know me well.
And your reputation is now verging on becoming legendary throughout the wide world of Supermarket Shopping Delivery workers as well! ;o>
Change to Ocado and I'll send over Mrs Grizzly :)
We don't have Ocado here :( Its just Tesco and SuperValu. M&S were making noises about doing food deliveries, but as far as I know they haven't done anything about it yet.
Woahhhhhhh!!! ... Mrs Grizzly v Angry Badger ... ? ! ! ;oOIt sounds like a fight sketch on Harry Hill's TV Burps!!! ;o>
its a good thing I'm in Ireland then.
ERRR? - Iceland, Mrs Grizzly ...Angry Badger definitely said that she lived in Iceland !
Whew?!! - that was a close shave and you were nearly made a Badger Brush! ;o>
A close brush with death, eh?
Be very thankful that you have no idea just how close? ... ! ;o>
I can't bear the thought!
this is either genius marketing, or the road to ruin! it's nearly ruined me!www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/food/artic...
Tech wrote: "this is either genius marketing, or the road to ruin! it's nearly ruined me!
www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/food/artic..."
So, would it be fair to say that, after a packet of them you'd be full of...... :)
www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/food/artic..."
So, would it be fair to say that, after a packet of them you'd be full of...... :)
Secretly Has You Tasting Excrement!
You know the saddest part is the picture that shows the Bars all coming together in a big Bag rather than being individually wrapped? - because an open bar of Chocolate is just far TOO much temptation for most people ... even down to the most dedicated of Gym Bunnies!Whoever is behind the Marketing on this product really has just got it all so wrong on so many levels - and that's not even including the ridiculous name! - LOL! ;o>
Gingerlily - Angry Badger wrote: "THIS is how you write a recipe!http://terribleminds.com/ramble/2018/..."
My favourite bit -
"Shake it like a — I dunno, what the fuck do you shake? A spraypaint can? A soda before you hand it to a prankable pal? Otters? Do you shake otters? I shake otters. They giggle when you shake them. Like the Pilsbury Dough Boy. It’s amazing. Always shake an otter"
That's otterly wonderful!
A police officer sees a man driving around with a pickup truck full of otters. He pulls the guy over and says… “You can’t drive around with otters in this town! Take them to the zoo immediately.” The guy says “OK”… and drives away. The next day, the officer sees the guy still driving around with the truck full of otters, and they’re all wearing sun glasses. He pulls the guy over and demands… “I thought I told you to take these otters to the zoo yesterday?” The guy replies… “I did . . . today I’m taking them to the beach!”
Toilet otter -A particularly impressive poo, whose head sticks up a little over the water's edge in the toilet bowl.
If said otter seems to have 2 little eyes, stop smoking the dope.
Talking about toilets. I think everyone should be aware of this important safety device. Further information here https://toilet-guru.com/snorkel.phpTOILET SNORKEL
Okay? ... I give up?! ;o>Why on Earth would I need a Toilet Snorkel?!! ;oO
(EDIT: Ahhh, just got the Link to work ... Nope! - I'm still NOT getting one!)
it is to be hoped that responsible hoteliers will advise as to where the toilet snorkel is located in every room. Just in case.
suzysunshine7 wrote: "Okay? ... I give up?! ;o>Why on Earth would I need a Toilet Snorkel?!! ;oO
(EDIT: Ahhh, just got the Link to work ... Nope! - I'm still NOT getting one!)"
Obviously in the event of a Nuclear attack, you could survive on the uninfected air that remains trapped behind the water trap in the toilet bowl.
Uninfected? Just hope the person before you flushed thoroughly, and the hotel staff clean thoroughly.
Haven't they heard of Shelob?
Lez wrote: "Sad news:http://time.com/5259382/worlds-oldest..."
Awww, I am definitely NOT keen on Spiders but that really is very sad ;o<
I wonder if there are specialist spider-ageing biologists who go round the world checking them on their birthdays?
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Much bigger and tougher than the usual Facial Hair, Gingerlily - plus it has a bizarre tendency to hide deep in the Pores and then suddenly pop out when you least expect it too! ... Hee, Hee, Hee!!! ;o>