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Alongside the usual hordes of sparrows, starlings, blackbirds, collared doves and pigeons we now have a pair of chaffinches visiting our garden and earlier I noticed a jackdaw eyeing up the nut feeder and trying to lever it off its' hook.
"See all this, mate? ... well it's all mine and you're not getting any!" ;o>
suzysunshine7 wrote: ""
"Friends, Romans, chocolate bunnies;
Lindt me your ears"
"Friends, Romans, chocolate bunnies;
Lindt me your ears"
jings crivvens, senga, he's goat 'e's boaby stuck in thon egg! :)
An attractive dish from tonight’s Masterchef:Deep-fried piranha skin on an achiote rice cracker topped with huampo tree-bark emulsion, and a piranha fillet tartare cured in salt and cane sugar served on a sweet potato piperone.
Lez wrote: "An attractive dish from tonight’s Masterchef:Deep-fried piranha skin on an achiote rice cracker topped with huampo tree-bark emulsion, and a piranha fillet tartare cured in salt and cane sugar se..."
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I think I saw one of those once? - lurking around in the bottom of a Pot Noodle! ;o>
suzysunshine7 wrote: "I think I saw one of those once? - lurking around in the bottom of a Pot Noodle! ;o>"How old was the Pot Noodle?
I never checked?! ;oOI didn't like it and so I left most of it ... which is probably why I am still alive today and able to tell the tale ;o>
I wonder is the poor blobfish still alive...?
Hahahahahaha!!!Are you sure Val exists? She might be a russian bot!
Ooooooooooooooooooooooooh?!! - now there's a thought! - LOL!!! ;o>
And you might be a chocolate bot ;)
With a 99.9 % Brazil Nut interior ;o>
That's too nutty to be a bot.
... and SO much nicer than having too much botty to be a nut ;o>
Now you have me in a fit of giggles! You'd think I was 12 instead of 52.
I'm 49 for another 53 days - and then, I guess, I have to grow up? ... but I've absolutely no intention of doing so! - HA HA HA HA HA!!! ;o>
Well I haven't yet. I looked at a few others who had done it and I really didn't like the look of it.
Yeah me too ... I have already made it clear to all of my loved ones that I want to be declared clinically insane and then euthanized on the very day that I ever even start contemplating wearing a pink nylon Twinset with knee-high American Tan Popsocks and suddenly talking about maybe getting myself a Blue Rinse Bubble Perm! ... ARRRGGGHHH!!! ;oO
Hmmm? - the thing is that I'm not really a girly kind of a Girl and so a very girly kind of a group probably wouldn't suit me at all?And I am also a redhead already - and one who unfortunately always looks downright daft in any kind of a Hat too - LOL! ;o>
Oh fair enough then, it probably isn't the place for you. I'm not really into that myself, but I'm glad it exists for those who are.
It's a fantastic idea and obviously provides a great social network for women ;o>I'm just going to grow younger instead of older and continue to care less and less what anyone else thinks about what I should be like as I age! - LOL! ;o>
I've no sign of any grey Hairs yet? - and I understand from my Hairdresser that redheads usually take a lot longer to lose their natural colour ... but when I do finally start to go grey and then white I intend to fully to embrace and celebrate my options and get my Hair coloured something vibrant and beautiful like this ...
Oh wow thats awesome! Go for it :)I've had gray hairs for quite a while now. Thats actually in fashion, or was last year anyway. Probably thought of as passe nowadays, and the fashion is to shave off the left side or something ridiculous.
Well I'll certainly stand out from the rest when slumped half-asleep in my Parker Knoll Armchair in the TV Lounge of my Care Home, won't I?!! ... HA HA HA!!! ;o>If it doesn't turn out as I had hoped or takes far too much maintenance to keep bright and fresh then I'll settle for this instead ...
Sad to say, the red in my hair faded to a boring dull brownish shade a while ago but I so missed being a redhead. Now the hairdresser (a brilliant woman) assists my plot against ageing. I do like those multi-coloured styles, though. Maybe I might try something like it next time I need a lift...
suzysunshine7 wrote: "It's a fantastic idea and obviously provides a great social network for women ;o>I'm just going to grow younger instead of older and continue to care less and less what anyone else thinks about w..."
If you do..then a name change might be required..Miss Rainbow? Sunshine Rainbow? Dunno! But good on ya, anyhoo.
I've not much left in the way of follicles on me bonce anymore...so I thunk... ah bollocks to it..let it go grey!
I think i'll be more shocked at the sight of a stray grey in another part of me body though! Thankfully that hasn't happened ...yet! :-D
Isabella wrote: "Sad to say, the red in my hair faded to a boring dull brownish shade a while ago but I so missed being a redhead. Now the hairdresser (a brilliant woman) assists my plot against ageing. I do like t..."Just Google ... Rainbow Hair ... OR ... Rainbow Pastel Hair ... click on 'Images' and you'll see some stunning looks, Isabella. I like the idea of doing it when I'm older and have lost my original Hair Colour because you usually need to bleach the existing Hair Colour out before you can tint them to these true and clear bright Colours - and, obviously, with already grey or white Hair you don't need to.
I love the contrasts, the fun and style element - and also the freshness, warmth and the life that they give back to the Face ;o>
I have the gray hairs everywhere theDuke, and it is a bit of a shock at first...
it's more shaving the palms of my hands that bothers me!
There are few good things about growing old but one is not needing to shave anywhere ;-) Might be just me of course. Sorry if that’s TMI !
Aww man..that's a image in me noggin I really don't want! 8-S
Lez wrote: "There are few good things about growing old but one is not needing to shave anywhere ;-) Might be just me of course. Sorry if that’s TMI !"
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that's not in the caucasus, it's just up the road in cumnock! you can see the hairy wimmen with their multiple hairy weans hingin' oot at poundstretcher! :)
I'm not hairy at all really...
wow! Miss Cumnock 2018! a rare picture of the winner as she celebrates her 11th birthday! 17 of her 23 children arranged for her to have this make-over - have to say, it takes years off her!
Lez wrote: "There are few good things about growing old but one is not needing to shave anywhere ;-) Might be just me of course. Sorry if that’s TMI !"
I've found that the hair that previously grew on my legs and armpits has migrated to my face. Eyebrows grow at an alarming rate and one has to keep a close eye (just when your eyesight is diminishing) on stray hairs on the chin - not there when you go to bed, two inches long on the morn!
I've instructed my children that when I am in the care facility, no longer know them and am spitting and biting, they're to tie me down in order to trim the eyebrows and remove facial hare. I* do not want to look like our former PM:
Bushy brows are all the rage, Val. Everyone wants the Frida Kahlo look.https://i2-prod.mirror.co.uk/incoming...
Facial hare??? That would be quite something!
And they can keep it too, Lez Lee! ;oOI won't have any family around for me when I get older - but I have made several lovely friends of the Girls who take such good care of me at my local Beauty Salon and they have promised to always keep me looking at my best! - LOL!!! ;o>
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At least you gave me a good giggle :)