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The complete bo**ocks, talk tripe, no music allowed thread
Small Amanda will probably never amount to very much, will she? ;o>
Is there an Extra Large?
Lez wrote: "I hope she’s a happy medium."She's not Amanda Huggenkiss is she? All the girls need Amand.......
nocheese wrote: "Well, not ALL the girls..."OK, you have my attention .....
Well?! - what a surprize!!! ;o>
Serial wrote: "did someone mention wimmen?"No, you can go back to sleep.
TwoddleBungler wrote: "Look very carefully - it's not what you think it is!!"
Looks like it could do with a nice little pussy to play it!! :)
I was just in the supermarket. They have one of those things where you get tokens at the check-out to put into collections for charities. Typically you get two tokens and have to choose two from three charities to give an undisclosed sum to (I guess around 0.1p per token).One of the charities is very worthy: it provides "rest bite" for carers.
Carers of vampires?
Trumpet balls and Rocket Man balls, time to swing them together.
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In my role as a blessing to society I'll be happy to share when this comes through ;-)
"In my role as a blessing to society." I'm stealing that one.
I keep on telling everyone what a blessing I am to them - but they don't seem to be at all grateful? ;o>
Our Toaster can throw a slice of freshly toasted Bread farther than that!!! ;o>
And you don't end up as toast, either!
Maybe it's a freshly burnt Baguette and they've all run off to fetch some Butter?
"that fish ain't cooked - run!!!! botulism! botulism! :)
Acme missile launcher as used by Wile E. Coyote, one careless owner
Where was the KABOOM?
They don't allow for Sound on here! ;o>
Well, now you know. If you want to fry your health, here's the very thing!
Battered and then Deep-fried ;o>
Can you do Mars Bars in that?
Sorry, no.
That particular model is for single ingredient items like Flakes or Twirls. Putting in Mars Bars or Snickers invalidates the warranty. :)
That particular model is for single ingredient items like Flakes or Twirls. Putting in Mars Bars or Snickers invalidates the warranty. :)
TwoddleBungler wrote: "Well, now you know. If you want to fry your health, here's the very thing!I'm always slightly alarmed by people who think it's appropriate to put a big sign on the front of their shop saying "family butcher".
Grizzlygrump wrote: "Sorry, no.That particular model is for single ingredient items like Flakes or Twirls. Putting in Mars Bars or Snickers invalidates the warranty. :)"
I think I've read some stuff by Karl Mars and Friedrich Snickers while ago.
I suppose a deep fried pizza would be out of the question?
Well? - it would have to be a Mini Pizza.
A Pizzalo? or a Pizzini?Pizzette?
A large Cheese & Tomato Crouton ;o>
Sorry to derail the deep-frying conversation. I was just wondering whether anyone else is noticing a huge number of birds in their garden today. I've got loads of goldfinches alongside the usual blackbirds & wrens. None of them will use the nesting boxes I put up for them, though.
There is certainly a non-stop Song Fest going on in our Back Garden today, Gordon.And we have Squirrels and Magpies having a right row as usual about just whose Trees they are sitting in as well! - LOL! ;o>
I guess they are all feeling like Spring is finally here at last?
While it’s great that double-glazing cuts out unwanted noise (apart from my neighbour’s Harley), I can only hear the birds if I open a door or window. Sad.
I have to go outside to go the Garage to access the Freezer and the Washer. We have a choice of Benches I can sit on but it's a little too chilly today and there is quite a Breeze out there. It keeps wrenching the Garage Door right out of my Hands every time I open it.
My next door neighbour has a gaping hole in her eaves, and some noisy birds build a next in the hole every year. I have enough dropped twigs to make a bonfire in front of my door. And when they are training the babies to fly I get poop splashes all over my front door. The neighbour is on disability, and can't afford to have it fixed.
"My next door neighbour has a gaping hole in her eaves" ... Oooh-Errr Missus!!! ;o>"The neighbour is on disability, and can't afford to have it fixed" ... yes, sadly I don't think that this kind of Surgery is covered for by the NHS ... ;o> ... ;o> ... ;o>
Sorry Gingerlily, I'm in a rather silly mood today! - LOL!!! ;o>
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MEGALOPHILIA: MONOKUBO ARTWORKS (other topics)Invisible Women: Data Bias in a World Designed for Men (other topics)
Paul Hollywood's Pies and Puds (other topics)
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And I am her top priority as well ;o>