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[Gordon]

If people really want this resurrected...

[Gingerlily - The Full Wild]

Aha! That's what I was talking about :)

Now all we need is Lez Lee and some surveys.

[Lez]

Gingerlily - Mistress Lantern wrote: "Aha! That's what I was talking about :)

Now all we need is Lez Lee and some surveys."

I’m awaiting some bollocks-worthy ones, Ginge, and now I’m back from hols I’ll catch up with the quizzes ;-)

[Gingerlily - The Full Wild]

No lack of bollocks out there Lez ;)

Hope you had a good holiday. Or was it bollocks?

[theDuke]

Half the human population has 'em!

[Gingerlily - The Full Wild]

And quite a lot of non-numans too.

[theDuke]

numans?! As in the Gary's of this world...or not as in this case! ;-)

[Gingerlily - The Full Wild]

Ooops! Well I did think he was the dogs bollocks at one point...

[Craig White]

innaresting that one can now display one's bollocks without fear of the chop, or reprisals! c'mon everybody, let's have a mass demonstration celebrating our right to display our bollocks on a public forum!

[nocheese]

You could always display bollocks uncensored over in the other place, in fact you still can. Give it a go. Go on......

[Craig White]

wow! that was so liberating! i filled the box with bollock content!

[nocheese]

Tech wrote: "wow! that was so liberating! i filled the box with bollock content!"

So you did 😳

[Serial]

https://www.theguardian.com/world/201...

[Serial]

Cooking with Balls

[Gingerlily - The Full Wild]

Stephanie REALLY likes her job...

[Craig White]

Gingerlily - Mistress Lantern wrote: "Stephanie REALLY likes her job...

perhaps she is, ahem, wearing some of the company's produce?

[Gingerlily - The Full Wild]

There is certainly something going on under that demure exterior!

[Craig White]

Gingerlily - Mistress Lantern wrote: "There is certainly something going on under that demure exterior!"

kinda like a bananarammer? :) (very poor!)

[Gingerlily - The Full Wild]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pOHfn...

[suzysunshine7]

Handybird wrote: "http://tripemarketingboard.co.uk"

Quote ... "For too long tripe has languished on the butchers' slabs of England. The Tripe Marketing Board is determined to raise the profile of tripe to the pre-eminent position it held back in the days when Britain was truly great and you could feed a family of six on a nourishing dish of tripe for less than a halfpenny"

WoW? - less than a halfpenny! ;oO

[suzysunshine7]

Don't they all look gorgeous? ;o> ...



The Tripe promotion girls circa 1901

[Gingerlily - The Full Wild]

Tripe Advisor!!! Oh I so wish someone would start that to warn people about rubbish things....

[Gingerlily - The Full Wild]

Handybird wrote: "Gingerlily - Mistress Lantern wrote: "Tripe Advisor!!! Oh I so wish someone would start that to warn people about rubbish things...."

GL! Lovely 'to see' you again!
Haha it'd never catch on. We al..."


Sings "Tripe, Glorious Tripe..."

[Serial]

Ophelia is coming.

Monday

[suzysunshine7]

Handybird wrote: "Trying again ..."

HA HA HA!!! - I love it!!! ... ;o> ... ;o> ... ;o>

[Gingerlily - The Full Wild]

Not happy with Ophelia. My brother is taking the ferry to Dublin on monday and there are 75mph gusts forecast.

[Serial]

Yep Opelia is a mardy one.

I may have to prune some branches and buy candles.

[Gingerlily - The Full Wild]

[Gordon]

Cabanel doesn't seem quite to have grasped the concept of drowning.

If SST had pruned that branch in time things might have been different.

[Gingerlily - The Full Wild]

[suzysunshine7]

With all of that Water ...

[suzysunshine7]

Hee, Hee, Hee!!! ... ;o> ... ;o> ... ;o> ...

[Gingerlily - The Full Wild]

[Gordon]

Handybird wrote: "I finally got a laptop working! It's been a while.
Getting the hang of things here but find the adverts for Colman's Tartare sauce a little disconcerting. Why for goodness sake!"

Don't you use an ad-blocker, Handybird? I'm sure Goodreads won't want people recommending them, as I'm sure it must be dependent on advertising, but I'm so used to having an ad-blocker running that I can't imagine what many web sites look like without one. There are some web sites that will block access if you have an ad-blocker installed (e.g. allmusic.com) but they generally don't cause problems.

[Gordon]

Handybird wrote: "to be fair it really is just a wee pic at the side of the screen most of the ads have been related to things I have searched for on Amazon but the Tartare sauce had me stumped. Very random "

But your mention of tartare sauce (and Gingerlily's picture) now has me craving scampi & chips.

[suzysunshine7]

I have a Pop-Up Blocker turned on but that is a different thing entirely and I'm not really sure as to where to find or how to active an Ad Blocker.

I am not bothered though as I only just get a small square (at the top Right-hand side just under the Amazon Exiles info and just above the Sponsored Books Box) that keeps on changing and is currently showing me an advert for 15% off my first order with JustFashionNow - and it takes up no real space at all on my 17.3" Laptop Screen so I often don't pay any attention to it while on Goodreads. I'm guessing that it must be extremely annoying though when viewed on a small Hand-held Device?

[Gingerlily - The Full Wild]

[Gingerlily - The Full Wild]

Is that enough chips for all of us?

[suzysunshine7]

However?!! ... people PERSISTENTLY posting up yummy food pics keep on making me drool all over my Keyboard and causing my Stomach to growl with hunger ... is there a Junk Food Blocker on here that I can use?!! ;oO

[Gingerlily - The Full Wild]

Sorry Suzy :( Would you like some more chocolate brazils?

[Serial]

Fuck you
Fuck off
Fuck sex
Is bollocks
All sex is bollocks
S sex is bollocks
Success
It's bollocks la la
Me baby bollocks
Success suck lemons
Suck excess
It's all bollocks
Big tits
You bollocks
Not got
Dogs bollocks
You got bollocks
You talk bollocks
It's all bollocks
You fucking bollocks
Now turn to your bollocks
Two shits for bollocks
Humans are bollocks

[Chorus]
What the world needs now
Is another fuck off
Play me play your bollocks
Pay me you pay me bollocks

[Verse 2]
Complex well they are bollocks
Come sex a fucking bollocks
Success is bollocks
Oh cox you fucking bollocks
Sexbox oh bollocks
Suck lemons fucking bollocks

[Chorus]
What the world needs now
Is another fuck off
Play me play bollocks
Pay me pay bollocks

[Verse 3]
Contracts all bollocks
Contracts they’re bollocks
Success it’s bollocks
Botox you’re bollocks
Sexbox all bollocks
Fuck you fuck off

[Chorus]
What the world needs now
Is another fuck off

[Verse 4]
Donka donks
Dogs bollocks
What you’ve got
You've got bollocks
You talking bollocks
Oh bollocks
You fucking dumb bollocks
Nonsense you bollocks
New shit sperm fucking bollocks
Humans all bollocks
And all sex is fucking bollocks

[Chorus]
What the world needs now
Is another fuck off
You think that you can play me
You think that you can sway me
You think what you got maybe
You think not what not save me

[Verse 5]
I’m working cross me right at the start
I'm hosting kart me right in the heart
Fall to the floor beat
Grooving the heat
I’m always complete
I come from the street

[Chorus]
What the world needs now
Is another fuck off
What the world needs now
Is another
Fuck off


Public Image Limited 'Shoom'

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wh9CT...

[Gordon]

Serial wrote: "Public Image Limited 'Shoom'"

Was there some point to that, SST?

[Serial]

Gordon wrote: "Serial wrote: "Public Image Limited 'Shoom'"

Was there some point to that, SST?"


I am on the right thread?


'Complete Bollocks....'

[suzysunshine7]

I hope that this isn't going to be a repeat of what spoiled Amazon for everyone all over again. I don't want us to lose another Forum ;o<

[Uglybug]

Right!
First of all you leave my lovely granddaughter Ophelia alone, even if she is a little like a huge hurricane at times,
Secondly lay off talking and posting picture of Scampi 😭 😭 and chips, it is so unfair , sniff sniff 😭 😭 . I am allergic to all fish and seafood, and if you all keep on I'll jab you all with one of my epipens so there!

[Gordon]

Uglybug wrote: "I am allergic to all fish and seafood, and if you all keep on I'll jab you all with one of my epipens so there!"

I'd imagine a few people would find being jabbed with an Epipen quite pleasureable. Not so sure about being zapped with a defibrillator, though.

[nocheese]

Handybird wrote: "Nay Suzy! This is so very different. In fact lovely girl, I'm beginning to think it might turn out to be better even. I've never been on a moderated forum. So ..
Please, if easily offended then sim..."
Cee Lo Green has such beautiful teeth.

[Gingerlily - The Full Wild]

Steak and chips better?

[Serial]

suzysunshine7 wrote: "I hope that this isn't going to be a repeat of what spoiled Amazon for everyone all over again. I don't want us to lose another Forum ;o<"

Just a bit of sweary sweary, SS, you needn't be concerned.

Letting the bile out is of recognised medical benefit.

[Uglybug]

Gingerlily - Mistress Lantern wrote: "Steak and chips better?

"
Ooo look,,,,
Breakfast, mnom, mnom, mnom,mmm
Ah much better :-)