Amazon exiles discussion
Amazon exiles
Lep wrote: "Martin wrote: "Et moi aussi, but more of an Eagles fan myself, believe me I have worse sins in my collection though it is fairly eclectic. Prefer ELO's earlier stuff with Roy Wood, love Wizard and ..."Hiyah Lep! - we don't have any 'Bread' but we do have Baps ... Help yourself! ;o>
suzysunshine7 wrote: "Lep wrote: "Martin wrote: "Et moi aussi, but more of an Eagles fan myself, believe me I have worse sins in my collection though it is fairly eclectic. Prefer ELO's earlier stuff with Roy Wood, love..."Prefer soft finger rolls myself!
Lez Lee?!! - let us all back in the Limo?!! ... it's dark and it's raining! ;oO
suzysunshine7 wrote: "Lez Lee?!! - let us all back in the Limo?!! ... it's dark and it's raining! ;oO"She has already finished the free champers and is snoring stretched out on the seat.
She's locked all the Doors! I guess we are going to have camp out for the night?! I don't mind sleeping in a Sleeping Bag but where am I going to plug in my Nightlight?
Here, hop on the back of my bike and I'll take you home with me. You'll have to sleep in the broken bed though.
Have you been practising your Trampoline Technique again?! ;o>
Something like that...
Nighty-Night x Sleepy-Tight x and very Sweet Dreams x ;o>
suzysunshine7 wrote: "Nighty-Night x Sleepy-Tight x and very Sweet Dreams x ;o>"And you too xx
loonbags lullaby! :)you both need a check up from the neck up! :)
Who stamped "Out Of Order" on my Forehead while I was asleep?!! ;o>
And why is the a sign pinned on me saying "Shut down for essential maintenance"
And bubbly too...i'll bring some Bols with me! :)
A small town in the States called Uranus has caused a bit of controversy when announcing the title of their new local newspaper - Uranus Examiner.Brilliant!
classic. what would you call the local paper there?uranus today?
uranus daily star(fish)?
uranus - big on the news?
uranus direct(um)?
uranus delivers?.............................i'll stop now. :)
Other suggestions included the Uranus Mirror and the Uranus Bugle. They have some interesting shops too:https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2...
I 'log on' for some sophisticated, insightful, and scintillating conversation and what do I get?!! ... you lot all stood around with your Pants down and mooning each other!!! ;oO ;o> ... ;o> ... ;o>
Please miss, Blastro started it!I'm rather taken with the 'competitive axe-throwing facility'.
a big blastro did it and ran away!
nocheese wrote: "I'm rather taken with the 'competitive axe-throwing facility'""ARRRGGGHHH!!! ... WHAT THE ... ?!! ... OKAY?!! - WHO THREW THAT?!!"
If it looks like this its mine.
It's embedded in the Wall of this Thread just above my Head! ;oOYou'd better fill that hole in fast before Gordon gets to see it, Gingerlily!
Ok - anyone got some Polyfilla?
Nope ... but I do have a large tub of Philadelphia in the Fridge, if that helps?! ;o>
I don't know if it would be durable enough for wall repairs.
It does make superb mushroom pâté, though. Gently cook garlic, chopped parsley and tarragon with chopped mushrooms in a little butter, allow to cool and stir in a spoon or two of Philadelphia, season to taste and enjoy. Made it for lunch with toast. Yummy!
nocheese wrote: "Other suggestions included the Uranus Mirror and the Uranus Bugle. They have some interesting shops too:https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2......"
A town in the arse end of nowhere? Hmmm...that'll take the crap! ;-)
nocheese wrote: "Please miss, Blastro started it!I'm rather taken with the 'competitive axe-throwing facility'."
With the delightfully amusing name of...Axehole!
Axehole in Uranus? I'd be amazed if any of the competitors could keep a straight face! :)
Gingerlily - All kinds of everything! wrote: "If it looks like this its mine."
Looks very arse splittingly sharp!
Gingerlily - All kinds of everything! wrote: "Ok - anyone got some Polyfilla?"Just use some chocolate fudge from Uranus!!!!!
*giggling away*
Ah dear..this is so childishly funny!
Blimey, I come back from dropping off the elder Little Miss at university and find the place covered in fudge and smelling of tarragon, with a hole in the wall stuffed with cream cheese & chopped mushrooms. Who's cleaning this lot up?
Sorry Gordon, I tried to keep order but failed miserably.Hope Little Miss will settle in easily. She’s in a lovely place anyway.
You could make the hole in the wall into a feature.
Hole in the wall? Can I draw out some cash from it?!
theDuke wrote: "Hole in the wall? Can I draw out some cash from it?!"Try it. You may get sucked in and violently torn to pieces. Oh wait, that's the black hole in the wall!
Nothing in here but a bunch of outlaws hiding out as far as I can see!
Martin wrote: "Nothing in here but a bunch of outlaws hiding out as far as I can see!"Better than a bunch of inlaws!
At last! - a very good reason for still staying Single - YAYYY!!! ;o>
suzysunshine7 wrote: "At last! - a very good reason for still staying Single - YAYYY!!! ;o>"I agree :) being single does have a lot of advantages.
(From Oct last year)Gordon wrote: "Gordon wrote: "I've just set this up as an experiment to see whether this would be a good home."
I may be wrong, but I don't see this thread prospering."
Not doing badly I'd say.
I've been single my whole life..i disagree..it's boring! Mind you..one does have more spare cash to spend on oneself, though! :)
Martin wrote: "(From Oct last year)Gordon wrote: "Gordon wrote: "I've just set this up as an experiment to see whether this would be a good home."
I may be wrong, but I don't see this thread prospering."
Not ..."
Yes I agree....can't believe that since having been turfed out of our old home on Zon..1t'll soon be the 1st anniversary of setting up refuge on here! 5th October, if I recall....how time flies!
I hope somebody remembered to order in the party hats, bolly and cake in...might as well celebrate the occasion & 'ave a good ol' knees up! Anybody here play the piano?!
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... we are the ones getting bitten all over by Gnats whilst holding a Paper Plate in one Hand, a Paper Cup in the other, and all sitting on the Picnic Rug just to stop it from blowing away!!!