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[Serial]

Like a shit fuelled power washer directed into a helicopters rotating blades.

[theDuke]

suzysunshine7 wrote: "The worst thing about climbing Everest is getting all the way to the top only to realise that you have completely forgotten what you came up for ;o>"

Perhaps, realising that one actually wanted to buy some new double glazing!

[Martin]

Some years ago when our children were mere babes in arms I left for work and picked up my carrier bag which contained what I thought were sandwiches, tea bags etc. When I sat down for my break I opened said carrier bag to discover..... several soiled baby nappies therein!

[suzysunshine7]

Martin wrote: "Some years ago when our children were mere babes in arms I left for work and picked up my carrier bag which contained what I thought were sandwiches, tea bags etc. When I sat down for my break I op..."

Ohhh Martin! - wasn't the smell of them a bit of a giveaway or does your Lunchbox often also smell that bad?!! ;oO

[theDuke]

That's one really 'soiled' lunch.......*Groan*!

[Blastronaut]

I once knew a fella who beat away a shovel wielding thug, armed only with a lunchbox!

[suzysunshine7]

With or without his Butties in it? ;o>

[Blastronaut]

I assume it was a full box Suze but it was a long time ago. I wasn't even present at said rumble and only have me mate's word for it, but tho it sounds utterly preposterous, it's just something I wanna believe - the underdog sandwich-box KOs the undisputed champion shovel! : )

[suzysunshine7]

If someone decides to come at you with a Shovel then only the most unexpected quick response might just stop them in their tracks and I think a sudden defensive retaliation with nothing else but a Lunchbox would certainly qualify as unexpected! - LOL!!! ;o>

[Blastronaut]

Ha ha, absolutely - I mean, the dude with the shovel's gotta be thinking 'Hmm this guy reckons he can take me with just a lunchbox; obviously not all his dogs are barking!' thus putting the shovel-wielding thug at a disadvantage from the get-go. Nobody wants to fight a psychopath.

[suzysunshine7]

... especially when he has also got his trusty Cheese & Pickle to hand! ;o>

[Blastronaut]

That, m'dear, is his coup de grace!! : )

[P]

suzysunshine7 wrote: "If someone decides to come at you with a Shovel then only the most unexpected quick response might just stop them in their tracks and I think a sudden defensive retaliation with nothing else but a ..."

No, Suzy, if someone comes at you with a shovel then 'confusion' is your solution. Simply hold up another shovel and ask them to take their pick...

[P]

Gingerlily - Mistress Lantern wrote: "Hippos are worse, as they deliberately use their tails to spread it around over as wide an area as possible."

And camels - which I can testify to. Once on a holiday in Tunisia we went on a 2-day 'safari' into the desert and chose a camel ride at the crack of dawn to see the sunrise. Unfortunately my camel decided it wanted to follow closely behind the rear quarters of its pal that had a dose of the Saharan Squits. Its tail conveniently soaked up everything being emitted like a soggy rag, and when it swished said tail, anyone in close proximity (ie, me) got splattered in a noxious soup. That was the ride from hell and my own camel only wanted to listen to a Tunisian voice that it knew fed it.

[Gingerlily - The Full Wild]

And while they are trying to work that one out some creeps up behind them and downs them with a monster pickle. Nifty!

[Craig White]

blastro, are we talking 'linford christie' type lunchbox?

[Blastronaut]

Ha ha, I think we're talking the standard food carrying lunchbox here Craig, tho I suppose it coulda been; I mean he never went into too much detail when telling his tale (oooh-err). I never had reason to try to have a peek at his 'Christie Lunchbox' but I guess if it was scary enough, then that could indeed have frightened the shovel fella away without a blow (oh dear) being dealt. : )

[Joaniepony]

Just don't help a Mt Everest climber who has made a successful climb, sort through his gear, now that they must hand in all waste products on their return.

[Gingerlily - The Full Wild]

Yuck!

[Serial]

Joaniepony wrote: "Just don't help a Mt Everest climber who has made a successful climb, sort through his gear, now that they must hand in all waste products on their return."

Shit
Bag
Carry

[suzysunshine7]

I really don't get the sheer thrill of anyone climbing Everest anymore? I used to when I was much younger and far more naïve about the actual reality of the place - but it isn't just the many tonnes of rubbish that have been left scattered all about that puts me off.

It is now little more than an arduously challenging uphill trek through an open air Morgue with it having so many bodies left on it now - and I really don't get the appeal of having to climb around exposed bodies in their various stages of decomposition that are used now as geographical mountain markers? It must surely be such a depressingly bleak place to be?

Perhaps they should also insist on every Climber making some determined effort to also move a body a little way down each time until they have successfully managed to bring as many of them as they can down to a level where they can be far more respectfully taken care of. Even if the dead wanted their resting place to be there where they died they should at least be moved to a place where their bodies can be buried and not left in plain sight on the Mountain for all to see (and even get to take photographs of!) over the years ;o<

[Qashqai 68]

Stannah stairlifts have put a quote in for easy access to the summit!

[Lez]

Qashqai 57 wrote: "Stannah stairlifts have put a quote in for easy access to the summit!"

......incorporating a commode to solve the other ‘ongoing’ problem

[suzysunshine7]

As John 'Hannibal' Smith would say ... "I love it when a plan comes together!" ;o>

[theDuke]

And I love it when a flan comes together! :)

[Gordon]

I had a Scottish neighbour who loves it when a clan comes together.

[Martin]

Socialites love it when elan comes together

[Gingerlily - The Full Wild]

Apparently it’s the 45th Annual World Hello day today.

Hello.

[Lez]

Hello, hallo, hullo 😀

[Gingerlily - The Full Wild]

Lez wrote: "Hello, hallo, hullo 😀"

Pleased to meet you :)

[Craig White]

hello, it's good to be back...........................................whit? :)

[theDuke]

Shwmae! :)

[Martin]

Jambo!

[theDuke]

Anybody heard from our dear Suzy of late? I've not seen about for a while, let alone had a natter with her?

[Lez]

theDuke wrote: "Anybody heard from our dear Suzy of late? I've not seen about for a while, let alone had a natter with her?"

I think she said on ‘Deals.... ‘ she would be in hospital last weekend but hoped to be posting by last Monday.

[theDuke]

Lez wrote: "theDuke wrote: "Anybody heard from our dear Suzy of late? I've not seen about for a while, let alone had a natter with her?"

I think she said on ‘Deals.... ‘ she would be in hospital last weekend ..."

Her final corrective surgery I presume.
She's not a member of the other group Lez.

[C'est mo]

theDuke wrote: "Lez wrote: "theDuke wrote: "Anybody heard from our dear Suzy of late? I've not seen about for a while, let alone had a natter with her?"

I think she said on ‘Deals.... ‘ she would be in hospital l..."

No, she isn't a member of Apples group 'Deals'.

[suzysunshine7]

theDuke wrote: "Anybody heard from our dear Suzy of late? I've not seen about for a while, let alone had a natter with her?"

YOO-HOO! - I'm back! ;o>

[nocheese]

Welcome back suzy, I hope you're well xx

[suzysunshine7]

Much better - thank you, nocheese ... x x x

I have discovered I have well over a thousand posts across all of the Threads to catch up on though?!! ... (* ! GULP ! *) ... I think I'll just 'Mark As Read' and try to keep up from now on in instead ... HA HA HA!!! ;o>

[nocheese]

Yep - brand new start is best xx

[Serial]

suzysunshine7 wrote: "theDuke wrote: "Anybody heard from our dear Suzy of late? I've not seen about for a while, let alone had a natter with her?"

YOO-HOO! - I'm back! ;o>"

Who are you, please?

[theDuke]

suzysunshine7 wrote: "theDuke wrote: "Anybody heard from our dear Suzy of late? I've not seen about for a while, let alone had a natter with her?"

YOO-HOO! - I'm back! ;o>"

Hello Sweetpea! How are you...did everything go well? I've been so busy lately, I've not had time to natter on here much...but xmas is coming soon, I should have more time.

Nice to see you back sweetie...you were missed! :)

[Gingerlily - The Full Wild]

Hi Suzy! Chocolate brazils to you.

[suzysunshine7]

Serial wrote: "Who are you, please?"

Well, I think that I must be me? - because my Mother claimed me as her Daughter when I came round and then she brought back me home! And if I'm not me? - I'm certainly not missing who I was while I wasn't ;o>

[suzysunshine7]

Hiyah Duke! ... how's the mighty Man Cave coming on? ;o>

[suzysunshine7]

Gingerlily - Mistress Lantern wrote: "Hi Suzy! Chocolate brazils to you."

Ohhh hallelujah! - real food at last!!! ;o> ... ;o> ... ;o>

[Serial]

'Well, I think that I must be me? - because my Mother claimed me as her Daughter when I came round and then she brought back me home! And if I'm not me? - I'm certainly not missing who I was while I wasn't ;o>'

I'm still lost.

[suzysunshine7]

Ahhh, so that's not because you don't know who I am then but because you don't know who you are?!

I'll give you a clue if you want? ... you're you! ;o>

[Martin]

There is no you and me, there is only us and we. On a quantum level all is one and one is everything that there is, any perception of difference is false. We are two faces of a collective, unified whole that are reflected onto the prism of what we perceive as a subjective reality that appear to be seperate and individual moments in time.