Corrupt A Wish

[Connie]

Granted, you become a martyr in a fantasy book and die a gruesome death.

I wish that sexism wouldn't exist.

[electra]

(that's really hard to corrupt) Granted, but... then... other forms of oppression become even more of a problem in need of solving? (idk. there's really nothing that can go wrong if women are respected)

I wish food from magazines and TV can materialize when I want it to.

[Connie]

Granted, but it doesn't materialize as edible food, simply a very realistic, 3-D paper model.

I wish that I could be funnier naturally.

[electra]

Granted, but now everyone laughs at every single thing you say and it's becoming hard for you to get people to take you seriously.

I wish some of my thoughts could be put to paper right when I think of them, so I don't have to find a way to write them down later.

[Connie]

Granted, but you lose control of which thoughts to write down, and end up having your entire thought process copied down onto paper, which is very cumbersome.

I wish my clothes would never stain.

[Clara]

granted , but then your clothes will be old fashioned
i wish i could eat without getting fat

[Eleanor]

granted, but instead you get thinner and thinner until you disappear completely
i wish i was fluent in every language

[Connie]

Granted, but your brain is overwhelmed with so much information about languages that you can no longer do math, process reading books, etc.

I wish I could have an extra room to keep all my books in.