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[Félix]

I can take a hint. A house doesn't have to fall on me.

[[deleted user]]

Larry wrote: "I can take a hint. A house doesn't have to fall on me."

Yes get your ass back in here and start posting.

(notice I used the American spelling for you specially)

[Lobstergirl, el principe]

The American spelling of ass?

[Félix]

American spelling of what?

[[deleted user]]

Yes, I didn't want Larry to be confused when I spelt it 'arse'.

[Lobstergirl, el principe]

Is Larry often confused by arse?

[Félix]

Oh I would have figured that one out for sure.

[[deleted user]]

I also had to point out that I used American spelling, otherwise you could have assumed I was asking you to bring your donkey in here. That could have been messy. I'll stick to the English spelling in future.

[Félix]

I had to sell my donkey.

[[deleted user]]

Hey Larry what are you doing awake?

[Félix]

Same thing you're doing.

[[deleted user]]

LOL. What, sitting here in the freezing cold looking for some company?

[Félix]

No it's not cold here.

[[deleted user]]

Then I will pretend it is warm here too.

::teeth chattering noisily::

[janine]

take out your dentures, that noise is freaking me out.

[Félix]

Ha!

[Sarah]

janine wrote: "take out your dentures, that noise is freaking me out."

I don't think they're in.

[[deleted user]]

Hahaha I think I'll wear the purple ones today.

[Sally, la reina]

1169!

[RandomAnthony]

1201!

[Lobstergirl, el principe]

That triggers the human sacrifice, doesn't it?

[Félix]

Are you volunteering?

[RandomAnthony]

I thought 1200 opened the magical door to the land of cake and beer, but I could be wrong.

[Jonathan]

Larry wrote:"Are you volunteering?"

She's hors concours. Crustacean.

[Jim]

I have the beer.

[Jonathan]

The magical land of cake and beer sounds a lot better than human sacrifice.

[Sally, la reina]

::chants "With Reading I think Helps Everyone" and jumps into the volcano::

[Lobstergirl, el principe]

Ew, cake and beer?

[Félix]

No sense of drama around here.

[Sally, la reina]

!cake and beer!

[Lobstergirl, el principe]

Sally wrote: "::chants "With Reading I think Helps Everyone" and jumps into the volcano::"

Sally and Lee are going to get married some day. I can feel it.

[Sally, la reina]

::shudders,ducks, dives behind Ms. Petra for cover::

[Félix]

Yeehah.

[Cynthia]

LG is usually right. Not this time, baby.

[ms.petra]

then she, sweeter, baby Leah, and Lee can move to Utah and hang with Phil ;)
and Marla Singer!

[Jim]

Cynthia wrote: "LG is usually right."

Um, I beg to differ :-)

::Geez Cynthia, we don't want him/her/it getting a big head.::

[Sally, la reina]

I think you guys are defining polygamy backwards. I don't get to collect husbands in Utah.

[Félix]

That's true. It's pretty much a one way street. Joseph Smith took care of that when his number one thought she should be able to collect a few. He suddenly had another "revelation" that God intended wife collection only.

[Lobstergirl, el principe]

We've been passed by the Vaginal Fantasy Hangout.

[janine]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Félix]

Not me.

[Sally, la reina]

Lobstergirl wrote: "We've been passed by the Vaginal Fantasy Hangout."

It is mobile?

[Lobstergirl, el principe]

Limited mobility.

[Heidi]

Too bad we couldn't be at 1300 for Friday the 13th. That might've been cool. Then again, it might've been just... crickets.

[Lobstergirl, el principe]

Definitely crickets.

[Jim]

Sally wrote: "!cake and beer!"

This just needed to be repeated.

[Heidi]

Lobstergirl wrote: "Definitely crickets."

But what if you consider that it posted on page 13 of this thread? Still crickets?

[Lobstergirl, el principe]

Maybe grasshoppers.

[Sally, la reina]

When did we sprocket to over thirteen hundred?

[janine]