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[Cynthia]

Were those the old muppets' names??

[Jonathan]

I think so. Barb has it right: Waldorf and Statler.

[Sarah]

Strike that. Reverse it.

It's Statler and Waldorf.

[Félix]

I am not insulted in the least.

[Heidi]

Willy Wonka!!!

[Sarah]

Heidi gets me :)

[Heidi]

Sarah Pi wrote: "Heidi gets me :)"

I know it inside out (Willy Wonka, I mean).

[janine]

999

[[deleted user]]

From here it looks like 666.

[janine]

i was going to add to my post: that's what 666 looks like when seen from hell.

[janine]

i'm not really sure if that makes sense now. well, what the hell.

[[deleted user]]

From Downunder everything looks up-side-down. Maybe I am in hell after all. :(

[Phoenix]

Not with a pool like yours, Gail.

[[deleted user]]

Hell is a fun place. I am just tempting you all in. :D

[Phoenix]

Well okay then...I'm sold to the minion of hell with the fanastic pool!

[[deleted user]]

Mwahahahahahaha!

You can come and swim in my pool any time Alecia.

[Phoenix]

::starts packing for a trip to Australia::

Now, where did I put my water wings?

[Heidi]

OMMFF (Oh My Mother Fucking Ficus)!!! I never thought I'd see the day - 1000 peeps in TC. Fo realz.

[[deleted user]]

Carmen was No.1000

[Heidi]

I think we should celebrate with "member" puns.

[Jonathan]

Gail "cyborg" wrote: "Carmen was No.1000"

Hurray for Carmen--lucky number 1000!

[Sarah]

Now that's worthy of number 1000! A fruit hat throwdown!

Who will win?

[[deleted user]]

Sounds good, except I have no idea what a fruit hat throwdown might be.

[Jim]

Welcome to TC Carmen you have won a free lifetime membership to TC, with a money back guarantee.

[Sarah]

Gail "cyborg" wrote: "Sounds good, except I have no idea what a fruit hat throwdown might be."

Like this, only with fruit hats.

[Jim]

Except we might end up with fruit salad then. Win-win I guess.

[Sarah]

Maybe like this? Then we'll end up with a compote.
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[janine]

hee! white butts!

[Sarah]

Barb wrote: "white butt head butts"

But wait! What white butt head butts what head?

[Phil]

White butts are horrible at hiding dingleberries.

[Sally, la reina]

For some reason fruit salad makes me think of semen.

[Félix]

That is ... strange.

[janine]

Sally wrote: "For some reason fruit salad makes me think of semen."

maybe there's a good fruit salad recipe in the semen cookbook.

[Heidi]

Sally wrote: "For some reason fruit salad makes me think of semen."Sally wrote: "For some reason fruit salad makes me think of semen."

Larry wrote: "That is ... strange."


Oh... probably because they (meaning the experts) say that fruit makes, ummm, semen taste better than say... ya know, a person who has a diet of anchovies and garlicky pasta.

Yeah, there's no graceful way to post that.

[Cynthia]

Statler and Waldorf! Thanks, Barb!

[Phil]

So what taste does semen have when the host has a diet of cereal, chocolate and Diet Coke?

[Sally, la reina]

High fructose corn syrup. Dextrose, Maldextrose, and food coloring #4.

[Phil]

I thought you'd tell me to ask my wife. :)

[Lobstergirl, el principe]

Phil and Sally need to be punished. Msgs 505-506.

[Heidi]

505 make me think of elderberries which made me think of Monty Python, and 506 made me think of yogurt fruit dip.

[RandomAnthony]

We are hovering at 999...

[Lobstergirl, el principe]

We sank down from 1,000? Someone became disgusted with us! Understandable.

[RandomAnthony]

We hit 1,000? That's ok. Then we can have multiple 1,000 members.

[Lobstergirl, el principe]

Yes, someone named Carmen won something.

[RandomAnthony]

I missed it! Shitters. Must search "carmen".

[Sally, la reina]

She didn't win. Kevin obliterated her and then I vacuumed her remains.

[Sally, la reina]

Then Gail chased her with moldy tomatoes and cheese sandwiches.

[Félix]

I think we should have a moment of silence.

[Sally, la reina]

::farts::

[Félix]

::giggles::