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We live for The One, we die for The One...Wait, I'm mixing up Babylon 5 with The Matrix, sorry!
No living or dying, just red and blue pills and long black leather trench coats that look cool in the movie, but are very hard to pull off in real life.
Yeah, I think The Matrix did win an Oscar for sound editing...And here I was thinking it was for the sound effects, not the removal of all the squeaky leather noises. :)
370!!! As of 7:17PM CST, 8/3/09. Somebody hold me. I'm a little scared.
:::waves at the new people, hopes they are friendly and don't bite:::
(Jackie clearly missed the "hold me" cue. Could someone point out message 10 to her, please?)
Okay, fine, RA. C'mere!*HUG*
:::surreptiously tapes a "wuss" sign on RA's back:::
Damn. Well-played, librarian...
I assume the new people will have their eyes on you now. They won't fall for your shenanigans.
Are you saying you're a slow learner, RA?edit: I actually snorted when I typed this one. And, I'm just teasing you, RA.
A slow learner? No. I will get my revenge. You wait. YOU WAIT.rubs palms together, sneaks into secret underwater hideout
:::buffs nails, checks watch, sips appletini:::
I don't know, Larry. It's the first I've heard of it. Do you think he has sharks with laser beams on their heads?
Still at 370. Not that I'm checking.
Ahem. Spongebob does not have a lair. He lives in a pineapple.Sandy kind of has a lair. I would need hers to breathe inside.
Plankton has a lair, too, but he makes me sad.
I'm so lost. The only time I ever saw Spongebob was on a plane with no sound. It was quite strange.
Randomanthony wrote: "Ahem. Spongebob does not have a lair. He lives in a pineapple."Hahahaha!!! Yeah, Larry! Geez, I thought everyone knew THAT.
If you want to make Jackie happy, you'll remind her of the weeks she spent listening to kids at the library play the Spongebob video game on nearby computers.
Years, RA. It was YEARS. "Give me the patty!" Sploig
"Give me the patty!" Sploig
"Give me the patty!" Sploig
"Give me the patty!" Sploig
:::shudders at the memory:::
Hey Jackie, remember the weeks you spent listening to kids at the library play the Spongebob video game on nearby computers?
Why, yes, Larry. Vividly."Let me just grab some pants."
"Give me the patty!" Sploig
"Give me the patty!" Sploig
"Give me the patty!" Sploig
Hey, Larry, want a hug?
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Jackie "the Librarian" wrote: "Hey, Larry, want a hug?"Desperately. No, wait ... not desperately. But yeah. Sure.
*HUG*:::considers taping a "Sucker" sign on Larry's back, changes it to "Not Quite Clueless":::
Ha. I'd rather wear the "wuss" sign.
By the way, Jackie..."Let me just grab some pants."
Exactly what kind of games do you allow kids to play at the library?
:::turns around 3 times trying to see back:::
Randomanthony wrote: "By the way, Jackie..."Let me just grab some pants."
Exactly what kind of games do you allow kids to play at the library?"
Exactly, RA! Games involving sponges that need to put on their square pants and do things with crabby patties.
I'm not sure whether to laugh or cry about that.
It's a sick, sad world, Larry.:::takes pity on Larry and removes sign:::
Jackie "the Librarian" wrote: "Exactly, RA! Games involving sponges that need to put on their square pants and do things with crabby patties. I'm not sure whether to laugh or cry about that. "Creepy eebie jeebies.
:::sits next to Larry, pats him consolingly:::You may not want to watch this Spongebob/Burger King mashup then, but it makes me laugh a lot:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7gMZ62...
Rita wrote: "that was slightly disturbing"
Slightly disturbing is an understatement.
Slightly disturbing is an understatement.
372 as of 1:30PM CST on...whatever day today is. Can't remember. Early August. August 6th. I checked.
We're at 368 as of 7:34CST, 8/5/09. Sally's prediction that the membership will stay at about this level has held true. If we get to 370 we can assume some people will quit and/or experience a "Logan's Run" type of dismissal.