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message 1: by RandomAnthony (last edited Aug 05, 2009 05:38AM) (new)

RandomAnthony | 14536 comments (Assumes "Member" puns will start immediately)

We're at 368 as of 7:34CST, 8/5/09. Sally's prediction that the membership will stay at about this level has held true. If we get to 370 we can assume some people will quit and/or experience a "Logan's Run" type of dismissal.




message 2: by Félix (new)

Félix (habitseven) Sally's like an oracle.


message 3: by [deleted user] (new)

Is Sally in "The Matrix"?



message 4: by Félix (new)

Félix (habitseven) I have no clue about that, Jim.


message 5: by [deleted user] (new)

Then you're not "The One".



message 6: by Félix (new)

Félix (habitseven) :::sits and breathes:::


Jackie "the Librarian" | 8993 comments We live for The One, we die for The One...

Wait, I'm mixing up Babylon 5 with The Matrix, sorry!

No living or dying, just red and blue pills and long black leather trench coats that look cool in the movie, but are very hard to pull off in real life.


Jackie "the Librarian" | 8993 comments Yeah, I think The Matrix did win an Oscar for sound editing...
And here I was thinking it was for the sound effects, not the removal of all the squeaky leather noises. :)


message 9: by RandomAnthony (new)

RandomAnthony | 14536 comments 370!!! As of 7:17PM CST, 8/3/09. Somebody hold me. I'm a little scared.




Jackie "the Librarian" | 8993 comments :::waves at the new people, hopes they are friendly and don't bite:::


message 11: by RandomAnthony (new)

RandomAnthony | 14536 comments (Jackie clearly missed the "hold me" cue. Could someone point out message 10 to her, please?)


Jackie "the Librarian" | 8993 comments Okay, fine, RA. C'mere!

*HUG*


message 13: by RandomAnthony (new)

RandomAnthony | 14536 comments Yes...works every time...


Jackie "the Librarian" | 8993 comments :::surreptiously tapes a "wuss" sign on RA's back:::


message 15: by Félix (new)

Félix (habitseven) heh heh perfect


message 16: by RandomAnthony (new)

RandomAnthony | 14536 comments Damn. Well-played, librarian...


Jackie "the Librarian" | 8993 comments Works every time. ;)


message 18: by RandomAnthony (last edited Aug 05, 2009 05:30PM) (new)

RandomAnthony | 14536 comments I assume the new people will have their eyes on you now. They won't fall for your shenanigans.


message 19: by Jackie "the Librarian" (last edited Aug 05, 2009 05:37PM) (new)

Jackie "the Librarian" | 8993 comments Are you saying you're a slow learner, RA?



edit: I actually snorted when I typed this one. And, I'm just teasing you, RA.


message 20: by RandomAnthony (new)

RandomAnthony | 14536 comments A slow learner? No. I will get my revenge. You wait. YOU WAIT.

rubs palms together, sneaks into secret underwater hideout


Jackie "the Librarian" | 8993 comments :::buffs nails, checks watch, sips appletini:::


message 22: by Félix (new)

Félix (habitseven) Underwater hideout?


Jackie "the Librarian" | 8993 comments I don't know, Larry. It's the first I've heard of it. Do you think he has sharks with laser beams on their heads?


message 25: by RandomAnthony (new)

RandomAnthony | 14536 comments Still at 370. Not that I'm checking.


message 26: by Félix (new)

Félix (habitseven) Spongebob's lair?


message 27: by RandomAnthony (new)

RandomAnthony | 14536 comments Ahem. Spongebob does not have a lair. He lives in a pineapple.

Sandy kind of has a lair. I would need hers to breathe inside.

Plankton has a lair, too, but he makes me sad.


message 28: by Félix (new)

Félix (habitseven) I'm so lost. The only time I ever saw Spongebob was on a plane with no sound. It was quite strange.


Jackie "the Librarian" | 8993 comments Randomanthony wrote: "Ahem. Spongebob does not have a lair. He lives in a pineapple."

Hahahaha!!! Yeah, Larry! Geez, I thought everyone knew THAT.




message 30: by RandomAnthony (new)

RandomAnthony | 14536 comments If you want to make Jackie happy, you'll remind her of the weeks she spent listening to kids at the library play the Spongebob video game on nearby computers.


Jackie "the Librarian" | 8993 comments Years, RA. It was YEARS.
"Give me the patty!" Sploig
"Give me the patty!" Sploig
"Give me the patty!" Sploig
"Give me the patty!" Sploig


:::shudders at the memory:::


message 32: by Félix (new)

Félix (habitseven) Hey Jackie, remember the weeks you spent listening to kids at the library play the Spongebob video game on nearby computers?


Jackie "the Librarian" | 8993 comments Why, yes, Larry. Vividly.

"Let me just grab some pants."

"Give me the patty!" Sploig
"Give me the patty!" Sploig
"Give me the patty!" Sploig


Hey, Larry, want a hug?


message 34: by Sally, la reina (new)

Sally (mrsnolte) | 17320 comments Mod
Spongebob gives me the eebie jeebies.


message 35: by Félix (new)

Félix (habitseven) Jackie "the Librarian" wrote: "Hey, Larry, want a hug?"

Desperately. No, wait ... not desperately. But yeah. Sure.



message 36: by Jackie "the Librarian" (last edited Aug 05, 2009 06:09PM) (new)

Jackie "the Librarian" | 8993 comments *HUG*

:::considers taping a "Sucker" sign on Larry's back, changes it to "Not Quite Clueless":::


message 37: by Félix (new)

Félix (habitseven) heh heh yeah ... what?


message 38: by RandomAnthony (new)

RandomAnthony | 14536 comments Ha. I'd rather wear the "wuss" sign.


message 39: by Félix (new)

Félix (habitseven) Huh?


message 40: by RandomAnthony (new)

RandomAnthony | 14536 comments By the way, Jackie...

"Let me just grab some pants."

Exactly what kind of games do you allow kids to play at the library?


message 41: by Félix (new)

Félix (habitseven) :::turns around 3 times trying to see back:::


Jackie "the Librarian" | 8993 comments Randomanthony wrote: "By the way, Jackie...

"Let me just grab some pants."

Exactly what kind of games do you allow kids to play at the library?"


Exactly, RA! Games involving sponges that need to put on their square pants and do things with crabby patties.
I'm not sure whether to laugh or cry about that.




message 43: by Félix (new)

Félix (habitseven) eebie jeebies


Jackie "the Librarian" | 8993 comments It's a sick, sad world, Larry.

:::takes pity on Larry and removes sign:::



message 45: by Félix (new)

Félix (habitseven) Jackie "the Librarian" wrote: "Exactly, RA! Games involving sponges that need to put on their square pants and do things with crabby patties. I'm not sure whether to laugh or cry about that. "

Creepy eebie jeebies.


Jackie "the Librarian" | 8993 comments :::sits next to Larry, pats him consolingly:::

You may not want to watch this Spongebob/Burger King mashup then, but it makes me laugh a lot:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7gMZ62...


message 47: by Rita (new)

Rita that was slightly disturbing


message 48: by [deleted user] (new)

Rita wrote: "that was slightly disturbing"

Slightly disturbing is an understatement.



message 49: by RandomAnthony (new)

RandomAnthony | 14536 comments 372 as of 1:30PM CST on...whatever day today is. Can't remember. Early August. August 6th. I checked.


message 50: by Heidi (new)

Heidi (heidihooo) | 10825 comments I suspect some of them are spies.


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