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message 1: by Jay (new)

Jay Cole (jay_cole) | 5437 comments Mod
KARMA kärmə/ (informal) - destiny or fate, following as effect from cause.

Frankly, I don't believe in Karma, but sometimes...


Mugging 01


message 2: by Gary (new)

Gary Jones (gfjones_dvm) | 123 comments proof that thieves aren't brain trusts.


message 3: by Jay (new)

Jay Cole (jay_cole) | 5437 comments Mod
A repost, but totally appropriate for this thread.


KKK Fire


message 4: by Jay (new)

Jay Cole (jay_cole) | 5437 comments Mod
Occasionally, you gotta love ye olde security cameras...


Self Defense


message 5: by Melki (new)

Melki | 3510 comments Mod
Jay wrote: "Occasionally, you gotta love ye olde security cameras..."

Wonder if that's the same gal who stole the cycle?


message 6: by Gary (new)

Gary Jay wrote: "A repost, but totally appropriate for this thread.


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I've always wondered how these lackwits don't go up in flames more often in some sort of bonfire of the banalities.


message 7: by Jay (new)

Jay Cole (jay_cole) | 5437 comments Mod
When karma hits, should we be keeping score???


Charlie Chaplin 01


message 8: by Jay (new)

Jay Cole (jay_cole) | 5437 comments Mod
That's what friends are for...


Bikini 01


message 9: by Jay (new)

Jay Cole (jay_cole) | 5437 comments Mod
About that severe storm warning...


Weather Report -resize


message 10: by Jay (new)

Jay Cole (jay_cole) | 5437 comments Mod
Maybe these guys just aren't cut out to be carjackers.


Karma 01-A


message 11: by Jay (new)

Jay Cole (jay_cole) | 5437 comments Mod
That's a lot of bull!


Raging Bull


message 12: by Jay (new)

Jay Cole (jay_cole) | 5437 comments Mod
I told you Karma was real.


Karma 01


message 13: by Jay (new)

Jay Cole (jay_cole) | 5437 comments Mod
Never poke the bear... Uh... Never kick the tiger... Uh...


Animals 01


message 14: by Jay (new)

Jay Cole (jay_cole) | 5437 comments Mod
Since holocaust denial is illegal in Germany, the hardcore right's new strategy appears to be 'Let's just forget about it."

Uh...NO!

Protesters build Holocaust memorial at home of far-right German politician
“We hope he enjoys the view every day when he looks out the window.”


message 15: by Jay (new)

Jay Cole (jay_cole) | 5437 comments Mod
No, Virginia... Your iPhone is not real life.


Phone 01


message 16: by Jay (new)

Jay Cole (jay_cole) | 5437 comments Mod
Do unto others... Unless they're cops.


Karma 02


message 17: by Jay (new)

Jay Cole (jay_cole) | 5437 comments Mod
Messed with the wrong kid!


Karma 03-A


message 18: by Jay (new)

Jay Cole (jay_cole) | 5437 comments Mod
Okay, bury that story on page six.


Karma 02


message 19: by Jay (last edited May 17, 2018 04:02PM) (new)

Jay Cole (jay_cole) | 5437 comments Mod
Bullies use your own fear against you, but fear can be reversed.


Avoiding fight 01


message 20: by Jay (new)

Jay Cole (jay_cole) | 5437 comments Mod
When you accept the new baby in the house, good things happen to you.


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message 21: by K.A. (new)

K.A. Ashcomb | 90 comments One more reason to be a dog.


message 22: by Jay (last edited Oct 04, 2018 06:46AM) (new)

Jay Cole (jay_cole) | 5437 comments Mod
But...but...but, I power-watched every Bruce Lee movie on Netflix.


Karate 01


message 23: by Jay (new)

Jay Cole (jay_cole) | 5437 comments Mod
Ouch!


Thoughts a 69


Well, my boy, when I was your age, we had an entirely different kind of censorship. ...All the shopkeepers knew my mother.


message 24: by Melki (new)

Melki | 3510 comments Mod
Jay wrote: "Ouch!"

Sad, but true. I remember everyone moaning when Border's books went out of business, yet no one seemed to mind when Border's pushed out my old employer - B. Dalton Bookseller. And, I'm sure there was no uproar when Dalton nudged out the newsagent that used to occupy a space in the mall.

Sometimes it's hard to work up too much sympathy.


message 25: by Jay (new)

Jay Cole (jay_cole) | 5437 comments Mod
Smile, it's free therapy.
Douglas Horton


Karma 04


message 26: by Jay (new)

Jay Cole (jay_cole) | 5437 comments Mod
Just in case you were wondering, there is such a thing as good karma.


drunk driver


And while he appreciates the many offered donations, the fellow on the bench states that he can buy his own clean underwear.


message 27: by Jay (new)

Jay Cole (jay_cole) | 5437 comments Mod
Good or bad karma?
That is the question.
Now is the windstorm of our discontent,
-OR-
Dude, they totally missed your car!


Karma 08


message 28: by Gary (new)

Gary Jones (gfjones_dvm) | 123 comments Yeah, now just try to move


message 29: by K.A. (new)

K.A. Ashcomb | 90 comments Jay wrote: "Good or bad karma?
That is the question.
Now is the windstorm of our discontent,
-OR-
Dude, they totally missed your car!


"


Or did I just spend my karma on a car?


message 30: by Jay (new)

Jay Cole (jay_cole) | 5437 comments Mod
Maybe you shouldn't have referred to them as dumb animals.


cat getaway


message 31: by Rebecca (new)

Rebecca Douglass (rdouglass) | 2420 comments Mod
Jay wrote: "Maybe you shouldn't have referred to them as dumb animals.


"

I once sat and watched a friend's cat reach up and open a door with a lever-style handle. It was a bit eerie--the cat was on the other side of the door (she'd shut it in the laundry room because I'm allergic and because it was an annoying cat), and we heard thuds, then saw the handle move repeatedly, until it got a good grip and opened up.


message 32: by Melki (new)

Melki | 3510 comments Mod
Rebecca wrote: "I once sat and watched a friend's cat reach up and open a door with a lever-style handle. It was a bit eerie--the cat wa..."

Cats - they know what scares you.


message 33: by Jay (new)

Jay Cole (jay_cole) | 5437 comments Mod
If the day ends with a 'y', it just doesn't pay to be a Nazi.


Karma 09


message 34: by Jay (new)

Jay Cole (jay_cole) | 5437 comments Mod
So simple, really.


Karma 07


message 35: by Jay (new)

Jay Cole (jay_cole) | 5437 comments Mod
Sometimes, the universe itself is the justice system.




message 36: by Jay (last edited Aug 06, 2021 10:33AM) (new)

Jay Cole (jay_cole) | 5437 comments Mod
FINALLY, a good explanation...




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