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   I feel like she's saying it would be embarrassing to have listened to the Barbie Girl song 114 times. More so than Perry the Platypus.
      I feel like she's saying it would be embarrassing to have listened to the Barbie Girl song 114 times. More so than Perry the Platypus.Your little Do Be Do.... Nonsense made me laugh and Austin wanted to know why so I read it with my sing- songiness and he laughed then got mad because it hurt.
Also, hello.
 Oh, I was trying to ask why she thought Barbie versus some other song, if that makes any sense.
      Oh, I was trying to ask why she thought Barbie versus some other song, if that makes any sense.Haha. Glad you two had a laugh from me. That makes me happy.
Also, hello to you too.
 And it wasn't however many times really recently. This has been over the span of....I don't even know how long.
      And it wasn't however many times really recently. This has been over the span of....I don't even know how long.
     Uhhhh some time very soon. Not sure exactly. But I think everyone will be able to tell when I'm gone :p
      Uhhhh some time very soon. Not sure exactly. But I think everyone will be able to tell when I'm gone :p
     I'm starting to wonder if I'm becoming lactose intolerant or something...at least with milk and ice cream. Most of the time when I consume either I get a weird feeling in my chest and sometimes stomach.
      I'm starting to wonder if I'm becoming lactose intolerant or something...at least with milk and ice cream. Most of the time when I consume either I get a weird feeling in my chest and sometimes stomach.
     OMG I'm rubbing off on you :P
      OMG I'm rubbing off on you :P How long does it take for the feeling to appear? Usually lactose intolerance symptoms arrive anywhere from thirty minutes after eating diary to up to two hours after eating it. And what does the pain feel like?
 DANG IT! Why can't OTHER parts of you rub off on me? :p
      DANG IT! Why can't OTHER parts of you rub off on me? :pUhhh...sometimes right after or while I'm still consuming it, but sometimes it takes a few minutes. Always way less than 30 minutes, though.
It's not even really...pain. It just just feels funny and I have little burps or something all the time.
 Hmmmmmm....that doesn't really sound like lactose intolerance. Burping isn't really a part of it. That sounds to me more like you had heartburn or maybe indigestion. Plus a lot of people with lactose intolerance can eat a small amount of ice cream and feel fine, so.
      Hmmmmmm....that doesn't really sound like lactose intolerance. Burping isn't really a part of it. That sounds to me more like you had heartburn or maybe indigestion. Plus a lot of people with lactose intolerance can eat a small amount of ice cream and feel fine, so. I could be wrong though since it does vary from person to person, but I'm pretty sure you don't really have it.
I also think you should change your mod title to Mod of Lurking :P
 It's not actual burping. It's like...I fele like I need to but nothing happens. And now it leaves a weird aftertaste.
      It's not actual burping. It's like...I fele like I need to but nothing happens. And now it leaves a weird aftertaste.Oh it's not heartburn. I get heartburn and this is NOT the same. If indigestion is,errrm...restroom problems, then that's not it either.
 Indigestion is just your body can't digest food properly and usually gives you really bad stomach pains, burping, vomiting, and it can sometimes cause diarrhea, but not always.
      Indigestion is just your body can't digest food properly and usually gives you really bad stomach pains, burping, vomiting, and it can sometimes cause diarrhea, but not always. Well I don't think it's lactose intolerance. Maybe you just ate something bad. Lactose intolerance gives you really bad stomach cramps, vomiting, diarrhea, and gas. Mine tends to be mild but in some people the symptoms can be extremely harsh on them. And to my knowledge, those things aren't happening to you when you eat dairy.
 Yeah, neither of those.
      Yeah, neither of those.I doubt that. This happens almost every time I consume milk or ice cream now ((never cheese oddly)) and it only happens to me.
 And our milk and ice cream doesn't last long enough to go bad. It would've had to been sold to us expired for me to have consumed anything bad :p
      And our milk and ice cream doesn't last long enough to go bad. It would've had to been sold to us expired for me to have consumed anything bad :p
     Hmmmm...typically people with lactose intolerance can eat certain types of cheese like cheddar because it's aged and therefore doesn't have much lactose in it to make them sick. Like if I eat really rich cheeses or unpasteurized cheese, I can get really sick from the lactose. So that's probably why you feel fine eating cheese.
      Hmmmm...typically people with lactose intolerance can eat certain types of cheese like cheddar because it's aged and therefore doesn't have much lactose in it to make them sick. Like if I eat really rich cheeses or unpasteurized cheese, I can get really sick from the lactose. So that's probably why you feel fine eating cheese. But I don't know....you sure you don't get nauseous or have stomach cramps? It doesn't cause burping because your stomach is not the part of the body that digests lactose.
 I mostly eat mac and cheese and the wrapped cheese on a burger *Shrugs*
      I mostly eat mac and cheese and the wrapped cheese on a burger *Shrugs*I assure you I don't. Just a funny feeling in my chest and feleing like I have to belch but don't.
 Yeah mac and cheese will DEFINITELY make you feel sick. I actually threw up from eating it the other day.
      Yeah mac and cheese will DEFINITELY make you feel sick. I actually threw up from eating it the other day. I really don't think you have lactose intolerance. You most likely just have indigestion or something.
 That doesn't happen when I eat mac and cheese.
      That doesn't happen when I eat mac and cheese.I doubt I get indigestion every time. ANd based on what you said, I don't ever get it.
 It doesn't happen because you're not lactose intolerant. >.< If you're concerned, you should take some kind of test at your doctor's. But based on what you've told me, I honestly don't think you have it. You can eat mac and cheese and cheese pizza and milkshakes just fine, and I can't.
      It doesn't happen because you're not lactose intolerant. >.< If you're concerned, you should take some kind of test at your doctor's. But based on what you've told me, I honestly don't think you have it. You can eat mac and cheese and cheese pizza and milkshakes just fine, and I can't. If you do have it you have an extremely mild and selective case of it, which I don't think exists.
 I don't know....monitor it? If it really is lactose intolerance it could get worse as you get older.
      I don't know....monitor it? If it really is lactose intolerance it could get worse as you get older. I've been lactose intolerant for a while now, but I didn't really notice it until a few years ago...it apparently gets worse as you get older.
 Hmmm...I really don't know. I'm not trying to be mean or anything, I just honestly feel like you don't have it.
      Hmmm...I really don't know. I'm not trying to be mean or anything, I just honestly feel like you don't have it. Maybe you're spending too much time around me.
 I know you're not. This'd be like me telling someone they don't have heartburn, or hypoglycemia based on what they describe.
      I know you're not. This'd be like me telling someone they don't have heartburn, or hypoglycemia based on what they describe.Was that meant to be a joke?
 Yeah :P I just meant maybe you think you're lactose intolerant because I talk about it a lot?
      Yeah :P I just meant maybe you think you're lactose intolerant because I talk about it a lot? For several years I didn't think I was lactose intolerant because my ex-best friend was also lactose intolerant to a really high degree, and whenever I ate dairy I'd get really sick, but thought it was just because I spent too much time listening to her talk about her lactose intolerance.
She told me to eat some dairy and do something else for two hours, not even thinking about what I ate or lactose intolerance. And if I still feel sick afterwards, I'd be lactose intolerant, but if nothing happened, I was thinking too much about her own intolerance.
Doesn't take a genius to figure out what happened.
 He poisons peoples food to make THEM vomit :p
      He poisons peoples food to make THEM vomit :pI can try using a character. But who...hmmm...*Rubs my chin*



 
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