× idea dump

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( prompts ) | stolen from tumblr

au's
‘hey bastard this store is already closed oh wait you’re hot never mind please do come in’
‘youre the customer and you get back at me for all the times I’ve spelt your name wrong by mispronouncing my name in increasingly horrible ways’
‘can you please act appropriately do you know just how many of your fuck ups I’ve had to cover up last week’
“no that’s impossible how the fuck did you manage to get it to catch fire?!”

sentence/dialogue
'who wouldn’t be angry you ate all of my cereal and faked your death for three years!' this
'i’m like 75% sure this won’t explode on us'

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( characters ) | brainstorming

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