where parallel lines meet

[rae]

OK WAIT NO I CAN FIX THIS HELP ME FIX THIS SOMEONE OK YOURE BOTH IN RELATIONSHIPS SO NATURALLY YALL ARE GOOD AT THIS HELP ME

[NerdyJediGymnast]

jacqueline wrote: "HOW DO U KNOW"

rae wrote: "OK WAIT NO I CAN FIX THIS HELP ME FIX THIS SOMEONE OK YOURE BOTH IN RELATIONSHIPS SO NATURALLY YALL ARE GOOD AT THIS HELP ME"

JAUGUST YAAAAAAAAASSSS

[rae]

wait now im confused by this conversation BUT ANYWAYS HELP ME fix this:

m: hey wanna fuck me ;)
me: ha in your dreams
m: whoa how did u know what i dream about

AND NOW I DONT KNOW WHAT TO DO PLEASE

[blue]

rae wrote: "wait now im confused by this conversation BUT ANYWAYS HELP ME fix this:

m: hey wanna fuck me ;)
me: ha in your dreams
m: whoa how did u know what i dream about

AND NOW I DONT KNOW WHAT TO DO P..."

O_O

[rae]

ok ive just given up im not gonna reply lmaoo

[rae]

hey masiii

[NerdyJediGymnast]

rae wrote: "wait now im confused by this conversation BUT ANYWAYS HELP ME fix this:

m: hey wanna fuck me ;)
me: ha in your dreams
m: whoa how did u know what i dream about

AND NOW I DONT KNOW WHAT TO DO P..."

Be like, "Oh really? Whats it like? ;)"

[rae]

psychic ***

and nerdy nahhh i dont know i dont want to mess stuff up haha

[rae]

jaugust is prime otp if i ever get a boyfriend or someone then i will aspire to be like you two

[NerdyJediGymnast]

rae wrote: "jaugust is prime otp if i ever get a boyfriend or someone then i will aspire to be like you two"

IKR?!?!

[rae]

jacqueline wrote: "rae wrote: "psychic ***

and nerdy nahhh i dont know i dont want to mess stuff up haha"

i knew i spelled it wrong

ANYWAYS SAY THAT"

haha you know me i correct people's spelling and/or grammar

and mm no something less flirty because i dont want to ruin things im certain that hes joking so

[rae]

ok dude fine

[rae]

— how to pull an all nighter and survive the next day (as told from experience)

pace your coffee intake
keep lights on (don't dim)
try to nap the day after, or get a little extra sleep
drink water
listen to hans zimmer call of duty code of conduct on loop
don't do work non-stop for 3 hours
don't drink any alcohol because that shit legit messes you up
cold shower morning after

[rae]

bam plan for tonight

[rae]

im not
its just there so i dont do it
i found it on a website
and it was like alcohol is not good for your metabolism
and then i read an article about that
twas cool

[blue]

ah

[blue]

alcohol SUCKS trust me. NEVER EVER GET DRUNK IN A PARTY. bad experience

[rae]

honestly its so bitter? like i dont see why people drink most kinds of alcohol

[rae]

~blue~ why walk when you can dance? wrote: "alcohol SUCKS trust me. NEVER EVER GET DRUNK IN A PARTY. bad experience"

truth

[blue]

rae wrote: "honestly its so bitter? like i dont see why people drink most kinds of alcohol"

yes.. it tastes bad.

[blue]

jacqueline wrote: "~blue~ why walk when you can dance? wrote: "alcohol SUCKS trust me. NEVER EVER GET DRUNK IN A PARTY. bad experience"

lol ik i havent gotten drunk at a party per say but yeah"

I have...... let's just say, I didn't know it was alcohol

[rae]

jacqueline wrote: "rae wrote: "honestly its so bitter? like i dont see why people drink most kinds of alcohol"

true but i thinks its because of its false promises and desperation"

why get drunk when you can get high? that is the real question

[rae]

~blue~ why walk when you can dance? wrote: "jacqueline wrote: "~blue~ why walk when you can dance? wrote: "alcohol SUCKS trust me. NEVER EVER GET DRUNK IN A PARTY. bad experience"

lol ik i havent gotten drunk at a party per say but yeah"

I..."
oh man im sorry :(

[blue]

rae wrote: "jacqueline wrote: "rae wrote: "honestly its so bitter? like i dont see why people drink most kinds of alcohol"

true but i thinks its because of its false promises and desperation"

why get drunk ..."

that's a great question

[rae]

its a freaking GREAT question like

[blue]

yeah it was my cousins. one of my cousins friend thought it would be funny to get me drunk, so he gave me a glass, told me it was soda and it wasn't. got drunk, got real high. stuff happened...

[rae]

jacqueline wrote: "rae wrote: "jacqueline wrote: "rae wrote: "honestly its so bitter? like i dont see why people drink most kinds of alcohol"

true but i thinks its because of its false promises and desperation"

wh..."

that is true but like go for the expensive shit man haha

[NerdyJediGymnast]

~blue~ why walk when you can dance? wrote: "yeah it was my cousins. one of my cousins friend thought it would be funny to get me drunk, so he gave me a glass, told me it was soda and it wasn't. got drunk, got real high. stuff happened..."
(view spoiler)[*cough* sex *coughs* (hide spoiler)]

[rae]

ok aNYWAYS my therapist aka myself tells me that i should write stuff down diary-style so perhaps i should make a separate no comment journal for that and archive silhouette of a marionette

[blue]

NerdyJediGymnast wrote: "~blue~ why walk when you can dance? wrote: "yeah it was my cousins. one of my cousins friend thought it would be funny to get me drunk, so he gave me a glass, told me it was soda and it wasn't. got..."

(view spoiler)[ no clue what to say to that (hide spoiler)]

[rae]

~blue~ why walk when you can dance? wrote: "NerdyJediGymnast wrote: "~blue~ why walk when you can dance? wrote: "yeah it was my cousins. one of my cousins friend thought it would be funny to get me drunk, so he gave me a glass, told me it wa..."

(view spoiler)[ a simple 'yes' might suffice ;) (hide spoiler)]

[rae]

jacqueline wrote: "rae wrote: "ok aNYWAYS my therapist aka myself tells me that i should write stuff down diary-style so perhaps i should make a separate no comment journal for that and archive silhouette of a marion..."

ok les do this

[blue]

rae wrote: "~blue~ why walk when you can dance? wrote: "NerdyJediGymnast wrote: "~blue~ why walk when you can dance? wrote: "yeah it was my cousins. one of my cousins friend thought it would be funny to get me..."

well, things happened. so yeah

[blue]

rae wrote: "ok aNYWAYS my therapist aka myself tells me that i should write stuff down diary-style so perhaps i should make a separate no comment journal for that and archive silhouette of a marionette"

that's a nice idea

[rae]

~blue~ why walk when you can dance? wrote: "rae wrote: "ok aNYWAYS my therapist aka myself tells me that i should write stuff down diary-style so perhaps i should make a separate no comment journal for that and archive silhouette of a marion..."

it seems ive started a trend ;)

[blue]

rae wrote: "~blue~ why walk when you can dance? wrote: "rae wrote: "ok aNYWAYS my therapist aka myself tells me that i should write stuff down diary-style so perhaps i should make a separate no comment journal..."

of course! rae-the-trendster (idk if thats an actual word but oh well )

[rae]

he replied

[rae]

he was like
'tell me what im thinking then psyCHICK'

[rae]

classic trc pun

[rae]

if hes read trc im going to marry him right now

[rae]

already picking out the wedding dress

[NerdyJediGymnast]

OMFG SHIP I SHIP

[rae]

what DO I SAY NERDY HELP ME

[rae]

nevermind i said something

[KingJohnny]

oooo sting rae gota bae? ;)

[NerdyJediGymnast]

rae wrote: "nevermind i said something"

WHAT YOU SAY?

[rae]

KingChocolateMilk wrote: "oooo sting rae gota bae? ;)"

damn damn i wish

[rae]

NerdyJediGymnast wrote: "rae wrote: "nevermind i said something"

WHAT YOU SAY?"

its like an inside joke and now we're having a conversation about opium please help

[rae]

cringy
(view spoiler)[ me: do you think i can not do my homework and then blame it on you
m: Umm
me: or wesley
m: Blame it on Wesley
m: Yeah
me: supplier of the opium
m: Damn it
me: BAM PSYCHIC
me: told ya (hide spoiler)]

[rae]

we are literally speaking on a group chat so i cant say anything like too much because then our friends will start being suspicious