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Twilight: Characters of Shame
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Edward: Is he Fabio in disguise?
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Edward is COMPLETELY possessive over Bella which is NOT true love. She needs some freedom! Bella complains and whines and groans and it just gets annoying after a whi..."
I'd be in heaven.

Fabio:
Muscles
Tan
Lady-Hair
Edward:
Baby Biceps
Pasty
Mop-Soaked-in-Diet-Coke-and-Super-Glue

However, women who have that crazy Japanese-Woman gene (sadly, I fall under this category) love tall, perfect men like Fabio...ESPECIALLY Fabio...
But! I do bring good news that is slightly off-topic...Twilight isn't as largely loved in Japan, where crazy, hard-core fans possibly originated.
In fact, all of the women who caught me reading it thought that I needed to have a check-in at the mental hospital <3

Edward is totally gay."
yes Edward is gay!!! but what about Jacob?? i can't decide weather he's gay or not.


Well, you know when you go to the bookstore and there's a section of books with men with long hair and abs holding women in classy dresses. Those men: Fabio. Basi..."
Oh wow that picture made me rotfl
Amani wrote: "Ok, now we all know that Bella is most definitly a seventeen year old Mary-Sue, but has anyone noticed that Edward is kinda like Fabio? I mean, he doesn't have any faults AT ALL, and the faults he'..."
LOL IKR?
LOL IKR?
LOL I didnt know which one...I know an actualy person named fabio at my school...
I have the same problem! what are you going to do?