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message 1: by Joel (new)

Joel Bresler | 1543 comments Mod
Anyone but me notice that fortune cookie fortunes have been getting lamer lately? Most of the ones I get aren't even fortunes! They're becoming as dry as the cookies they occupy. I'm guessing that we here at The Humour Club could probably think up some far better ones, if we set our deranged minds to it. Am I wrong? Huh? AM I WRONG?!!!


message 2: by Jay (new)

Jay Cole (jay_cole) | 5438 comments Mod
Reality is for the unimaginative.


message 3: by Rebecca (new)

Rebecca Douglass (rdouglass) | 2420 comments Mod
You will meet a tall, dark and handsome man...and he'll steal your purse.


message 4: by Brena (new)

Brena Mercer | 617 comments Joel wrote: "Anyone but me notice that fortune cookie fortunes have been getting lamer lately? Most of the ones I get aren't even fortunes! They're becoming as dry as the cookies they occupy. I'm guessing that ..."

Wonton Foods is the largest maker of fortune cookies. Their chief fortune writer, Donald Lau just retired after 30 years. He says he suffers from writer's block, and "Now people want new inspirational sayings that promote Yogi tea bad-style well-being."

I like it when they started out with "Confucius say....".

Some of my favorites: "Stop eating now. Food poisoning no fun", "Your reality check is about to bounce", "Don't panic, but you are going to die".


message 5: by Melki (new)

Melki | 3508 comments Mod
All fortune cookies should say Put down stupid phone and pay attention to companion.


message 6: by Jay (new)

Jay Cole (jay_cole) | 5438 comments Mod
Melki wrote: "All fortune cookies should say Put down stupid phone and pay attention to companion."

Excellent!


message 7: by Rebecca (new)

Rebecca Douglass (rdouglass) | 2420 comments Mod
Yeah, I think Melki has it.


message 8: by Jay (new)

Jay Cole (jay_cole) | 5438 comments Mod
How about a few scary ones???

Your mother knows you're not "studying with friends."


message 9: by Joseph (new)

Joseph | 133 comments 'help! I'm stuck in a fortune cookie factory against my will!'


message 10: by Rebecca (new)

Rebecca Douglass (rdouglass) | 2420 comments Mod
Joseph wrote: "'help! I'm stuck in a fortune cookie factory against my will!'"

Perfect!


message 11: by Joseph (new)

Joseph | 133 comments 'our restaurant uses cookies to make sure you get the best experience possible. if you are happy with this just continue eating'


message 12: by Marcel (new)

Marcel Strigberger | 22 comments Actually the sting should be at the end of the joke.

“Help. I’m a prisoner in a fortune cookie bakery


message 13: by Joseph (new)

Joseph | 133 comments Nope, should be:
'Help, I'm a prisoner in a fortune cookie!'


message 14: by Jay (new)

Jay Cole (jay_cole) | 5438 comments Mod
I prefer the cookies that offer ancient wisdom.


Foutune Cookie 01-18-27


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