Create A 5 word "Story."

[Sketchy]

(the struggle to post is real)

decided to kick me out..

[Daily Daydreamer]

(think, brain, think!)

[Daily Daydreamer]

for throwing a pokeball at..

[Sketchy]

the family cat and yelling..

[Cabbages!!]

"I caught friggin Missingno! Ha!" ...

[Daily Daydreamer]

Then I decided to haunt...

[Cabbages!!]

(deleted haha, sorry)

Corpulous Zygote named Manly Manman....

(i make things wierd)

[Sketchy]

(welp, oh boy)


and pondered his glorious name..

[Cabbages!!]

He had a seaweed moustache...

[Cabbages!!]

yelled from my feral pony! :

[josephine]

.. came to drag me off...

[Milo]

into the dark and scary.....

[Sketchy]

abyss of the ocean floor..

[Milo]

but, i kicked him right.....

[Sketchy]

in the mouth to free..

[Cabbages!!]

My pet rock Rex who...

[Milo]

just sat there like a....

[Cabbages!!]

rock, maybe cause he has...

[Sketchy]

arthritis? I left him there..

[Cabbages!!]

like a potato with polio...

[Sketchy]

and sang him the song..

[Cabbages!!]

of the rock peoples, "Coahahahhahahahaghhaaha!"

[Sketchy]

And they rejoiced, dancing about...

[Cabbages!!]

But everything changed when thefirenationattacked... (yes I cheated) (technically five words...)

[Sketchy]

(oh my word)

and stole all the cabbages..

[Cabbages!!]

"My cabbages!!!!!" yelled the vendor...

[Sketchy]

with guns blazing, son, and..

[Cabbages!!]

He killed them all, AHHHHHHH!...

[Sketchy]

for the wrath of the..

[Shay]

Sun God and his cohorts.

[Cabbages!!]

But the eclipse was happening...

[Sketchy]

and he was asleep in..

[Shay]

his igloo on top of...

[Cabbages!!]

Old smokey, covered in cheese...

[Sketchy]

and assorted pieces of pepperoni..

[Cabbages!!]

rained from the fiery skies!...

[Milo]

All I heard was a....

[Cabbages!!]

Subtle yelling, "This Is Sparta!"

[Sketchy]

and the screams and yells..

[Cabbages!!]

Startled my dog, waking him...

[Shay]

into a frenzy of crazy...

[Milo]

thoughts and the sounds grew......

[Cabbages!!]

Quieter until I stuttered, wh-what?...

[josephine]

Then, out of nowhere, came...

[Cabbages!!]

My sanity, oh wait, SHARRRRKKK!....

[[deleted user]]

(oh god, what is happening)

[Milo]

(I dont know edge, i dont know)

I wailed. It came closer....

[Cabbages!!]

*dunun.. dunun.. dunun dunun dunun!* (jaws music)

[Sketchy]

And I swam far away..

[Cabbages!!]

But it only wanted my...