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May 31, 2014 06:02PM
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Here's a dumb one:If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together.
Can i empty your pockets? Cause i think you just stole my heart
Are you lost from home? Cause heavens a long way from here
Girl, you better have a license, cuz you are driving me crazy
Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?
i know all 21 letters of the alphabet!
Arnet there 26?
Oh ya, i always forget U R A Q T
Arnet there 26?
Oh ya, i always forget U R A Q T
(Laughs so much and fall on Loki)
(Yes. I just love being funny.)
Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
Did you invent the airplane? Cause you seem Wright for me.
I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?
I don't have a library card, but do you mind if I check you out?
I'm around Loki. I've been LOKI'D.
do you have a map? I'm getting lost in your eyes
Ayah wrote: "do you have a map? I'm getting lost in your eyes"
Over to the right you will find...
Over to the right you will find...
Andrew wrote: "Nice legs. What time do they open?"well only time will tell..
my love for you is like diarrhea.. i just cant hold in..
are you from Tennessee cause ur the only 10 i see..
Andrew wrote: "Is that your face or did your neck throw up?"thats a pick up line?
did it hurt when you fell from heaven?(when someone says that to me i tell them i dug myself up from hell
Did it hurt when u rose from Hell...? Cause you are sure damn hot
