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I've already read everything here. If I had known this would've happened when I went to the library a few weeks ago I would've gotten a ton of books but I didn't know
Mom was giving my baby brother a long discussion about how sex is only really over when both of you cum and to make a girl orgasm you have to play with her clit and how almost all guys don't know how to make a girl orgasm, they just think they have to put it in and move up and down a few times and that's it and that girls will be upset with him if he doesn't let them cum too and to also never put it in a girl's butt unless she asks him to and I was like 'where's my sex talk? what if I want to put it in a girl's butt?'
I also told her I don't think my baby brother has to worry about that because nobody I know likes anal, like gay guys do but I've never met a straight man in my life who likes anal. I always ask if they want to do me in the rear or in an RP I'm like 'want to do my character in the butt?' and the guy is always like 'no that's gross' and Mom said that must be from my generation because every guy she's ever known was super into anal even more than the other area because it's always super tight and nice in there and I told her I want to be a part of her generation because I love anal and want someone to stick stuff up there
Elizabeth ♛Smart Girls Love Trashy Books♛ wrote: "She said I don't need a sex talk lol"YOu're not a moron :P
Elizabeth ♛Smart Girls Love Trashy Books♛ wrote: "I also told her I don't think my baby brother has to worry about that because nobody I know likes anal, like gay guys do but I've never met a straight man in my life who likes anal. I always ask if..."
Why is it so hard for people to just like...follow rules?? Like there's a reason that they're in place? And if wanting to follow them makes me a terrible person than so be it
I think she was making fun of me because there's only so much stuff you can do as a lesbian and I'm already really well-versed in sexual stuff :P
Just rules in general, like people always say I should be super disrespectful and disruptive in public settings and I'm just like '.....no????'
And as I've mentioned before I think it's unfair I get a 'if I find out you're pregnant you're getting in trouble!' when they both got a 'if I find out you got a girl pregnant you're getting in trouble!' because there's absolutely no way to hide pregnancy after a certain amount of time while you may never know if a guy impregnated anyone
Elizabeth ♛Smart Girls Love Trashy Books♛ wrote: "Just rules in general, like people always say I should be super disrespectful and disruptive in public settings and I'm just like '.....no????'"That doesn't even make sense
Elizabeth ♛Smart Girls Love Trashy Books♛ wrote: "And as I've mentioned before I think it's unfair I get a 'if I find out you're pregnant you're getting in trouble!' when they both got a 'if I find out you got a girl pregnant you're getting in tro..."I agree. I've heard of girls who weren't even allowed to have boyfriends...while their brothers...were allowed to...date...
Wat
I doubt my parents would have an issue with dating. Though i doubt they'd let a girl over ((not that she'd have anywhere to sleep anyway))
'this war has been going on for much longer since you have even been alive' Me; Someone born in the 20th century: *TRIGGERED*
Mom told me about one time when she was eleven when Grandpa took her outside and made her do laundry and she asked him how she was supposed to beat a rug because she had never done it before and she said to this day he still laughs about that if you mention it to him because he's like 'how do you beat a rug? how do you beat a rug?'
Mom said I could do online school too and I told her that’s currently just for people already in school not people who need to do schoolwork every so often otherwise they’ll explode
I was watching a YouTube video earlier about YA dystopians and when it showed a map of Panem Mom looked over and asked if that was from the Hunger Games and I’ve never been so proud of her I even said the Districts were placed wrongly and she agreed and started pointing out where they were all meant to go
Has she seen or read them?What was the video about? I mean obviously YA dystopia but what about them?
She’s seen the movies and read the first book but she’s not a huge fan of them lol I didn’t get a chance to finish it yet but it seemed like he was just criticizing how bare-bones YA dystopia is and how it doesn’t understand how to make an engaging and thought-provoking commentary on society, they just want to be like ‘evil government bad’
He gave a list of the books he’s going to mention in the video and I’ve read almost all of them for some reason and I feel like there’s a huge difference between an actual dystopia and ‘a regime that arises after some form of natural disaster’ like he was going to talk about the Wither trilogy. From what I remember the government isn’t mentioned very much aside from the rule men have to have multiple wives to procreate faster since due to medical experimentation to discover cures for stuff like cancer it’s introduced a side effect into future humans where both men and women die at the age of twenty-five. That book was way more about the main character wanting to find her brother and escape the house of her husband and it talked more about how most humans over the years had died due to the experimentation and severe weather outbreaks. Nothing about a dystopia really
Time to listen to the same three songs over and over again because literally everything else on YouTube is blocked on this laptop
Someone said if you want kids to genuinely be well-behaved and get good grades instead of being super strict and monopolize their time and attention constantly just let them do whatever they want like how their parents let them go to sleep at four in the morning and eat chicken nuggets for breakfast and watch R-rated movies at the age of ten and they made Student Council, honor roll, never did drugs or drank or even went to many parties growing up and I felt called out because Mom also let me do whatever I wanted and I turned into a good student and great law-abiding citizen
Having to deal with severe weather in the middle of all this is the definition of 'i came out here to have a good time and i'm honestly feeling so attacked right now'
I told Mom that someone suggested to me that I should take up knitting or crocheting and that I don’t know how expecting her to say it was a bad idea or not something I’d be good at but instead she said there’s a ton of YouTube videos I could learn from which would make better teachers than her and when I’m ready she’ll give me a yarn that she hates and suggested I start with a washcloth
I don’t see any point in trying to teach myself something I’m never going to use after like two weeks
I feel it’s kinda pointless to learn something I’m never going to do again after this is over. I was hoping to do something that’s already in my current skill sets
Mom said she watched Vampire’s Kiss back on HBO at like three in the morning when she was younger and I told her this is why I’m so happy she’s around because she was the one who got to experience such things for herself before anyone else, like when she told me what the original meaning of a Rick-Roll was
Books mentioned in this topic
The Kingdom of Little Wounds (other topics)Anastasia's Secret (other topics)
The Crown's Game (other topics)
Cinder (other topics)
Mechanica (other topics)
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Start gaming when you have the computer :P
Plenty of FTP games that aren't Pay to Win
No, I'm joking. Maybe find some new stuff to watch?