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Elizabeth ♛Smart Girls Love Trashy Books♛
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Feb 27, 2020 09:41AM
My mom only likes good movies lol
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I've seen some older movies that are really good and others that were just...dumb
Google: How do I tell someone who spent a really long time getting back to updating their fanfic and their recent chapter was the one I requested but everyone in it is OOC how do I tell them they're all OOC and I don't really like it as a result without coming off as a terrible person
Sometimes it sucks having non-existent breasts but huge hips and a large butt because nobody's looking at that part of you
I like big butts
Mom said some white guys care about big butts and I was like 'but not enough'
The guys at my school did...to an unhealthy extent
Should've gone to your school then
I'd praise your butt if it were possible
Not here though :P
*Commits sepukku*
People might think we're dating :P
I already performed sepukku so we're good :p
:P
My baby brother got upset because macaroni and cheese has cheese in it and demanded to know why...maybe because that's in the name?
My middle brother took a picture with Jesse Eisenberg apparentlyWe’re famous now everyone
Sometimes I think I know everything there is to know about my mom and then she randomly turns around and says something like 'The Terminator is one of my most favourite movies ever' and I realize I don't know all that much about her at all
I'm so upset, earlier I ate pizza really fast and it burned the roof of my mouth extremely badly and it still hurts. I don't know what to do and it's really bumming me out
My baby brother: "Isn't is abusive to always buy gifts for your girlfriend?"
He said he didn't want to get a girlfriend and Mom said it's probably for the best because a lot of them ask you to buy presents for them and he asked 'isn't that abusive?' I guess he's confusing it with workplace harassment
When I die I want Ave Maria to be played at my funeral so everyone there will think I'm very classy and traditional and maybe finally decided on what religion I wished to believe in, but none of them will ever know the real reason I picked it was so I could be played off to the same song that was used in such works like the trailer to Goat Simulator
It had a trailer??
The funniest part about that for me is Ave Maria is used in a lot of jokes so they would have no idea which joke it's referencing.
YeahThat's the joke, everyone attending will think I chose Ave Maria because I think it's a beautiful song when in reality I picked it because of that YouTube comment of someone saying they'll never forget how that song came on while they were wearing noise-cancelling headphones while watching two fat people fist-fight over the last box of Oreos and that comment brings me so much joy lol
Maybe I've just heard it as a joke so many times I can't take it seriously anymore :o
Same lol
I'm watching videos on Twitter from the tornado that hit Nashville early this morning and I feel bad because all I can think of during some was that old video Mom saw of a tornado where this guy's wife was yelling: "Jim-Bob get right back in the house! That there is a ternader!" In an accent lol I thought of it because one Twitter video had someone opening up the window and this woman yelling at them 'shut that window!'
MY HOLD FOR THE INSTITUTE HAS FINALLY COME IN!!!! I CAN'T KEEP CALM I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS EVER SINCE THE BOOK CAME OUT IN LATE-SEPTEMBER!!!! I'M SO EXCITED!!!!
I dissonanced so hard earlier today it was awful
I had to go to the gas station earlier for breakfast and Mom accidentally gave me the wrong card and I asked the cashier if I could go back home and get the one with money on it and the guy behind me in line said that he'll pay for it all since it's super cold outside and he didn't like the thought of me going outside constantly in the snow running back and forth and I was genuinely grateful and surprised that happened to me
I know!
My economics teacher told us once that either his brother or just a friend of his actually had a picture taken with John Wayne Gacy when he was younger because the family hadn't known at the time and he still keeps that picture purely so when people come over they look at it and are like 'is that...?' and he's like 'yes, yes it is,'
Mom got mad at me because I said anyone who gargles with bleach to prevent coronavirus deserves to die for it
Darwin Awards
I mean can’t people use common sense? Reminds me of in the Victorian Era when they’d pour salt and tomato soup up your butt if you had cholera
Well at least then they had the excuse of medicine being a lot suckier. But now people think drinking poison is safer than vaccines because of BS they read onlineGranted, there's no vaccine for cornoa yet but that's not the point.
I don’t even think vaccines have anything to do with it I think it’s just people being stupid and ignorant
Why were all of the bars and restaurants downtown yesterday playing meme music did I miss something
Mom says I’m going to have to pick my middle brother up from his job downtown late at night because she’ll be asleep and can’t drive even though I’ll probably be asleep too and she said she’ll wake me up and send me down there anyway even if I am because for whatever reason he won’t come home himself and she will literally shove me out the door if I refuse to go because she won’t be able to and I told her I will literally trash his entire workplace if I have to go she doesn’t want to send me in a state like that and she said she doesn’t care so I guess some business owners are going to get bitchslapped tonight
How are you going to go pick him up-?
Walking
I swear I really will break something in that restaurant if I go
Someone had already drove him home by the time I got there
*knowing you can't get sick with coronavirius if you're not in contact with anyone who is sick; no cases have been reported in your state so it's fine because you usually can't get sick from nothing*: :D*remembering several cases have been confirmed in a state right next to yours*: D:
I've always been really confused about what it means to be curvy VS being chubby. Like I've been told I'm curvy but I've never been told I'm chubby. Yet there are people who describe themselves as being chubby and others will tell them 'there's nothing wrong with a curvy figure!' So which is it? I'm not chubby I don't think, so I can't be curvy either, right? Or am I curvy but a different kind? It's so confusing
Mom and I were trying to watch a movie and the school called talking about how she has to go get my middle brother from the mental hospital because he kept talking about how he wanted to hang himselfNeedless to say I'm extremely unhappy over it
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