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Elizabeth ♛Smart Girls Love Trashy Books♛
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Nov 15, 2019 05:08PM
I heard there were at mine but I never went so I can’t confirm or deny lol
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I am literally in so much pain right now and worst of all I have no idea why because the pain’s location I don’t have any other symptoms that would match that. So I’m literally in huge amounts of pain for no reason at all and no idea why
Oh thank goodness Mom has medicine I hope it’ll work
MY MOM TOLD ME TO NOT LOOK UP WHAT A TAPEWORM LOOKS LIKE UNDER AN ELECTRON MICROSCOPE BUT I DIDN’T LISTEN BECAUSE I DIDN’T THINK IT WOULD BE THAT BAD BUT LITERALLY JESUS F**KING CHRIST WHAT IS THAT I’M TRAUMATIZED AND HORRIFIED NOW
Actually it reminds me of the Parasite Pet Shop where one of the options was a tapeworm and if you answered all of the questions correctly the game told you everything you needed to know about how to properly take care of your new ‘little friend’ and said things like ‘don’t be afraid if one day you wake up and discover it’s trying to eat your brain, that’s just how it shows its affection for you!!’ ‘this parasite breathes by making a small hole in the surface of your skin. do not submerge your skin in water and do not yank on the tube if you see it. you don’t wanna kill or startle your little friend!’ ‘these aren’t like your parents’ tapeworms who helped them lose weight. they are a huge commitment but if you feel like you’re ready for the responsibility of having one, then good on you! first of all, find some really great undercooked meat. if it’s your lucky day, your new friend will be inside ready to meet you!’ Etc Unfortunately I think the game has been deleted off of the Internet for good which is a shame since I thought it was really funny and cute. The website is still up but the game isn’t accessible
Mom: “Do you wanna break the law or do it the other way?!”
I hate it when you open up a bag of candy but it ends up going everywhere and you’re still finding gummies in your sheets for weeks afterward
Elizabeth ♛Smart Girls Love Trashy Books♛ wrote: "Mom: “Do you wanna break the law or do it the other way?!”"I want to know the backstory here :D
She was asking my middle brother if he wanted snacks when she takes him to see a movie next month or not lol
I don't think that's actually illegal. I mean it's still something you're not supposed to do but I think that's just a rule most theaters put in place.You'd think they'd have caught on by now but I'm not complaining!
She didn’t say it was illegal, she was making a joke lol
Oh >.<At my theater not only is the candy a ripoff but even the other food they have is too. One time I bought a thing of nachos, it was just generic tortilla chips in a plastic container with a thing of lukewarm cheese on the side for dipping!!
Ewww, I hope you didn’t actually eat it because you can get food poisoning from starchy processed cheese like that
Anyone: *has a legit important question to ask*Mom: *deep sleep*
Anyone: *opens a can of soda extremely quietly on the other side of the house*
Mom: *immediately alert*
Elizabeth ♛Smart Girls Love Trashy Books♛ wrote: "Ewww, I hope you didn’t actually eat it because you can get food poisoning from starchy processed cheese like that"I did but I was okay. But I'm not doing it again. So I better eat lots right before i go to the movies next month
I always eat before I go because it just ‘feels right’
I should probably do that too. Especially since I'm going to see Star Wars which is going to be rather long :D Probably not as long as Endgame but i mean The Last Jedi was 2 1/2 hours long and this is the last movie of the trilogy...>You know maybe it will be as long as Endgame. Frick :D
Lol I don’t have that problem, I’m just going to see Frozen 2
I don't think I'll see that. I mean I actually LIKED Frozen but the oversaturation has made me resent it.I just wish I knew someone else who liked the new Star Wars movies. Everyone just whines about them. If not the female and nonwhite characters ((stars help the nonwhite FEMALES!!)) then they complain about the story and lore itself.
I thought they were fine but I’m also not super big into the lore or fandom anyway so maybe they really do suck on some kinda deep level that I just don’t know
Some of it was really funny. Like when Luke said that he almost killed Ben in his sleep, people went "Luke would never do that!" and then when Luke used a projection to distract Kylo instead of killing him, they complained that they didn't get an epic battle where Kyolo was obliterated.See why i hate this fandom? :D Not only is it contradicting complaints but that goes against everything the Jedi are supposed to be. And that's not some super deep lore. The movies make that clear time and time again
Sorry, I probably shouldn't be doing this in your journal. it just makes me so angry
Lol
Video: “Only people from New York ever say ‘deadass’!”Me: *triggered*
I flipped out earlier this morning because I thought the headphones were broken and I tried everything I could think of. Then I told Mom that nothing was working and she finally went downstairs to see what was wrong herself
Oh, next Monday is my birthday
Demon Slayer fans: "There are literally no other girls for Zenitsu to get with, it'll be Nezuko or nobody!!!"Mitsuri: "Am I a joke to you?"
Saberspark: “Dingo Pictures is the worst animated studio I’ve ever seen!”Me, having already seen all of Phelous’ videos on their movies: “First time?”
What are some of their movies?
They make ripoff Disney movies
I should enter the #MAGAChallenge. Get one of my friends to write me a verse and beat all these other white people who sound like they've never heard rap before in their lives; win by default and be allowed to visit the White House and see the President! It's the perfect evil plan!!
Kids nowadays are never going to understand the feeling of trying to watch your shows on TV and then they get interrupted by a severe thunderstorm/tornado warning and the following anxiety and dread, or how the channel would glitch out after a test and put you on some random channel for a few seconds before going back to your original one and how you thought it was the end of the world and I honestly feel bad for them
That still happens though :p happened to one of our shows the other night and it carried over into the recording
I meant nobody watches TV anymore :P Like if I get a warning now it's because I'm on the computer. I remember over the summer once in like June or something we had a really bad thunderstorm pour in that knocked out our power and spawned several tornadoes. Mom and I were watching FUNimation before the TV went out and we only learned about the warning later that day long after the threat was gone. If we were watching the show on FUNimation's channel we would've known but we were watching it on the app so we had no idea lolThat was my point, that most people don't watch TV enough to be really familiar with that sort of thing :P
OhhhWell we do. But we're weird :p
I'd honestly watch more TV if Mom hadn't cancelled our cable subscription. I was actually salty over it because I wasn't able to watch Descendants 3 this summer because no cable also meant no On-Demand service and Mom was just like 'no great loss though' lol
We have some sort of cheap TV service. YouTube TV I think? It's a lot cheaper than like DirecTV and connects to a device that lets you use all kinds of apps. it's really neat.
Lol Mom says we're not allowed to have that
With your brothers I can't say I blame her
What do my brothers have to do with anything lol
You: "Elsa's early design was the best! Way better than her current design!" Me, an Intellectual: "Anna's early design was the best! Way better than her current design!"
I thought they might break it *Shrugs*
Oh I thought you were trying to imply they'd drive her crazy with their shows, they already do lolI don't know how they'd break YouTube TV though. Mom just says we're not allowed to have it because she doesn't like the content offered on it
Oh I thought you meant the device I was talking about
My brothers wouldn't break the actual device
Wow I forgot how good of a song Porn Star Dancing is
My throat hurts really bad for no apparent reason
And now I have a headache that won’t go away
I totally forgot I was supposed to go to a Thanksgiving community event today
What kind of event?
it's personal
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