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[Elizabeth ♛Smart Girls Love Trashy Books♛]

I really hope Mom will take me out driving soon. I'm the only one who hasn't ridden in the new car yet. She promised to take me to Little Caesar's at some point this week so we can get pizzas for everyone so we'll see. I mean, it's just a car but for some reason I'm oddly excited about riding in it.

[Hunter (Totally NOT a communist ☭)]

Why the sarcasm? :p

We were the same way wjen we got a new car.

[Elizabeth ♛Smart Girls Love Trashy Books♛]

Because I'm really tired.

[Elizabeth ♛Smart Girls Love Trashy Books♛]

Character: "She's the main character's girlfriend and loves him with all her heart! She turns eleven in a few months!"

Me: "Awwwww, how cute!! So her boyfriend is the same age as her?"

*the protagonist is in his twenties and dates the girl because he has a bad picture of her*

Me: "ABORT ABORT EW EW EW TOO BIG OF AN AGE DIFFERENCE GROSS NO WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU EWWW"

[Hunter (Totally NOT a communist ☭)]

Do you have the same reaction when the genders are switched?

[Hunter (Totally NOT a communist ☭)]

Just curious is all

[Elizabeth ♛Smart Girls Love Trashy Books♛]

Of course I do! I always talk about how weirded-out I am when teen girls or girls my age have sexual/romantic relationships with preteen boys. Like I know I make jokes about it and everything but in reality...I've seen some dating simulators where there's a five/six/seven year age difference between the girl and the boy....and you're supposed to date him.....he probably doesn't even make sperm yet and it's like what ew no

[Elizabeth ♛Smart Girls Love Trashy Books♛]

I was reading a bunch of sick fics and now I am in such a huge mood to write/RP a vomit scene.

But it'll probably be really bad because I'm not used to writing such things....

[Hunter (Totally NOT a communist ☭)]

Inknow that feel.

Uh, about fics in general. Not vomit fics :p

[Elizabeth ♛Smart Girls Love Trashy Books♛]

vomit in the spoiler

(view spoiler)[ Addison didn't even want to go to this party. It wasn't one of those things where all of her friends were so she got dragged along, although all of her friends were certainly there. It wasn't a required event, despite it being organized by her school club. No, she was invited. By Ethan. She knew it was him who invited her, because who else would invite her and leave a full ballgown attire with the whole works in her dorm, with no name or note?

Ethan would and only Ethan.

Still, the two had a past together, and Addison wasn't going to deny him the pleasure of seeing her all dressed up, even though he should be used to it by now. Dressing up was one of her hobbies and she did so daily. And she did genuinely enjoy parties, she really did, she just disliked all of the chaos.

She managed to find some solace in a windowseat that wasn't occupied and had a beautiful view of the city lit up in the early nighttime light. The sounds of the party droned all around her and the heavy smells were starting to make her feel sick, but other than that, she felt peaceful. She felt happy.

"How about another sandwich, miss?" One of the maids asked Addison politely, holding out a platter full of various selections out to her. Addison had already been eating all night, holding off on the alcohol. If she wanted to remain consciousness for the night, staying away from it was her best bet. But if she ate, she wouldn't have to talk to Ethan if she had the misfortune of running into him, so she shoved food into her mouth any chance she got.

"Yes," She answered quickly, taking two random ones off the platter and nibbling one of them as she looked out the window. She felt her stomach make a brief protest in the form of pain before silencing and she quietly groaned, gently placing a hand on it. Her dress suddenly felt tight.

"Addison! We were looking all over the place for you!" A sing-songy voice reached her ears, and she stuffed the remainder of the first sandwich into her mouth and raised her empty hand in greeting.

"Ethan said you weren't coming," Marlene raised an eyebrow slightly, dressed in a bright blue dress that looked washed-out in the dark lighting. "Did you come here to prove him wrong?"

"Of course!"Addison grinned widely, stuffing the last sandwich into her mouth and trying to pose, only to feel her stomach protest louder. She gasped and held it, nearly doubling-over.

"Addison? Are you okay?!" Luke asked nervously, taking a few steps over to her. He had a sparkling glass of champagne in his hands and the smell was actually making Addison feel sicker, as was Marlene's perfume.

"Yeah..." She managed weakly before she tightly clutched at her throat, silently burping a nasty burp that tasted like cola and milk mixed together. "The party's just gettin' to me, ya know?" She tried to laugh, only to get caught off by another burp and the lurch of her stomach, leaving a terrible aftertaste in her mouth. "Oh no!"

"She's going to puke!!!" Devon loudly announced to the entire room before taking off, apparently unable to see people puke. If Addison were in her right-mind, she probably would've laughed.

"I'll get Ethan," Marlene stated before she turned. She didn't actually walk away though, because Addison burped loudly before vomiting all over the floor, bringing up the two sandwiches that had barely digested. She figured Ethan was watching and tried to look more dignified by holding out her hands to try and catch the vomit, to hopefully even stop it-but no such luck. The vomit poured out of her hands and some chunks clung to her purple dress, getting tangled in the fake sparkles on the gown. Her throat burned and her eyes watered and she just wished for the whole ordeal to be finished. Marlene and Luke just stood there in shock, their eyes widened, silent.

Finally, after only a few seconds but it felt far longer to Addison, the stream stopped and left her with a small puddle of puke in front of her and a large mess on her dress and hands. Her face felt hot, whether from embarrassment, the lights, or an actual illness she didn't know anymore. Luke blinked uncomfortably before placing a hand on her shoulder, then Marlene gasped.

Addison swallowed pathetically, her throat still burning. Nobody else really seemed to notice her incident-after all, drunken moments weren't uncommon at these parties at all and they probably all assumed she was having one. No, what she was more concerned about was what a certain someone would think, seeing her standing there.

She ruined his dress.

"What's with all of the-" Finally, Ethan came into view, with dark features and a much taller statue than Addison herself. His expression changed rapidly from confusion to subtle amusement; she saw it in his eyes. "I see you finally made it to the party, Addison. Sad to say my refreshments weren't top notch though,"

"Let's go clean you up," Marlene gently suggested, tugging on Addison's arm to bring her back to reality. Addison was still dazed and just let Marlene tug her into the bathroom and dry the dress the best she could with a washcloth, then washed her friend's hands. Addison felt more come up in the middle of the process so Marlene had to lean her over the toilet to vomit as she cleaned her hands.

Marlene soon returned to the party, but Luke arrived to keep an eye on Addison for the remainder of the night, who reeked of vomit and sat in front of the toilet, her back to it, clearly afraid to leave.

"Stupid Ethan." She sighed quietly.

"He looked like he enjoyed that," Luke said just as quietly.

"He's going to tease me for this like crazy tomorrow," A small smile appeared on Addison's lips. "I guess I'll just have to get him back for it,"

"How will you top it though?"

"His food wasn't top-notch enough for me, sure. Two can play at that game," (hide spoiler)]

Blehhhhhh it's so awful and bad I wanted it to be fandom characters but then randomly switched it out to OCs at the last second

I might fix this when I wake up or just write a new one

Or not

Like I said I suck at this

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Hey, what was the name of the face claim we'd found for Eloise?

[Elizabeth ♛Smart Girls Love Trashy Books♛]

Uh, did we ever actually come up with one for her? Because I swear I'm searching but so far I only found the model who didn't have a name

[Elizabeth ♛Smart Girls Love Trashy Books♛]

I heard my mom flat-out say earlier 'don't wake Elizabeth up because then she'll make me make her food and I don't want to'

I mean, I have my Bagel Bites still but I went to bed before she could make dinner so she promised she'd make me something when I woke up....but I guess the stupid boys ruined that for me. So more Bagel Bites it is.....ugh I can just feel the grease in my stomach already.

[Elizabeth ♛Smart Girls Love Trashy Books♛]

[Elizabeth ♛Smart Girls Love Trashy Books♛]

It's the most wonderful time of the year

When all the storms come out to play

And I want to die

[Elizabeth ♛Smart Girls Love Trashy Books♛]

I don't know why but I still find it funny that I've probably been lactose intolerant ever since I was little but I never told anyone because I thought everyone got diarrhea after drinking milk and I didn't want to ask a stupid question so I just kept that information to myself

[Elizabeth ♛Smart Girls Love Trashy Books♛]

The weather's not even that bad yet but I can feel myself starting to get scared....but I know crying or hiding isn't really going to do anything. It's so hard to distract myself though.

[Elizabeth ♛Smart Girls Love Trashy Books♛]

I was telling my mom my fears about it earlier and though she didn't say anything I could tell she thought I was being ridiculous about it. I mean I'm not worried about wind or hail-it's the tornado threat today I'm worried about. I don't care if it's isolated. There's a lot of other factors that play into this and my more rational side tells me there's nothing to be worried about but my more anxious side is still concerned. April isn't part of our tornado season but it can definitely happen in this month.

[Elizabeth ♛Smart Girls Love Trashy Books♛]

I'm gonna puke....gonna puke gonna puke gonna puke gonna puke

[Elizabeth ♛Smart Girls Love Trashy Books♛]

I threw up bile.....my mom's bedroom is next to the bathroom and she probably thinks I'm crazy lol

[Elizabeth ♛Smart Girls Love Trashy Books♛]

I feel like I'm drifting away from my Internet friends. They're always so busy and when they're not they don't have the time or energy to do much. And when they talk to their friends I just feel like I'm being ignored or shoved to the side. They always say they're here for me and will talk to me about my problems, but eight out of the ten times I've needed them here, they ignored me.

Maybe it's for the best. Perhaps this is my sign to stop spending so much time on the computer and actually get out. I promised myself I'd start working this summer and I mean it. And if I'm being shoved aside on the Internet, well then I'll have more of an incentive to actually spend a bunch of time away, won't I?

[Elizabeth ♛Smart Girls Love Trashy Books♛]

Don't deceive me like this sun, not when I know what you have planned for later on today

[Hunter (Totally NOT a communist ☭)]

It's bright and happy i guess?

[Elizabeth ♛Smart Girls Love Trashy Books♛]

I wouldn't say happy but it is pretty bright out.

[Hunter (Totally NOT a communist ☭)]

I call happy weather bright with few to no.clouds

[Hunter (Totally NOT a communist ☭)]

Okay, that setnence meeds to be flipped

[Elizabeth ♛Smart Girls Love Trashy Books♛]

Oh no, there's lots of clouds out. In fact the sun went back under a bunch. They're those thin, grey, watery clouds that are filled with rain.

[Elizabeth ♛Smart Girls Love Trashy Books♛]

'today will there be a threat of big hail, damaging wind gusts and possibly a few tornadoes'

Thank you for being extremely descriptive about how large the hail will be Weather Channel

[Hunter (Totally NOT a communist ☭)]

Ah. I wouldn't call that "deception", more like the appetizer.

[Elizabeth ♛Smart Girls Love Trashy Books♛]

Technically the bad thunderstorms aren't supposed to start until this afternoon. We had thunderstorms on and off last night that finally stopped at around 6:45 AM and it's been calm since then.

[Elizabeth ♛Smart Girls Love Trashy Books♛]

Grandma Lorraine has to repaint a famous Frida Kahlo painting for an art contest her gallery is hosting and she picked that famous one of Frida sitting in the bath and all of the troubles in her life are in the water. Grandma Lorraine is going to repaint it so it's Frida sitting amongst the problems of modern-day society like the threat of nuclear war and I told her Frida would be proud lol

It sounds really cool though and I hope she lets me see it when it's finished.

[Hunter (Totally NOT a communist ☭)]

Awesome! I wanna see!

What are the details of the contest? If that makes sense.

[Elizabeth ♛Smart Girls Love Trashy Books♛]

I think the goal was just to repaint a famous painting and make it relevant to your own life. And since Grandma Lorraine likes Frida Kahlo she picked one of her paintings.

[Hunter (Totally NOT a communist ☭)]

That's awesome

We discussed her paintings in Spanish

[Elizabeth ♛Smart Girls Love Trashy Books♛]

Honestly if I entered that contest I'd probably do the same artist too. I'd repaint the painting of her in the hospital lying in bed with a huge funnel in her mouth and inside the funnel is half-digested food, both food she was made to eat by the hospital and regular food because at the time she was recovering from a surgery and didn't have much of an appetite either way but was being forced to eat by the hospital.

Mine would be me lying in a hospital bed with salads and leafy greens and stuff like that being mixed into the funnel with junk/fast food and a dessert Mom made for me on the top of the funnel because that's how I feel about possibly getting my gallbladder removed. I'm going to be made to cut a lot of junk food out of my diet and I have to ask myself, how much of my regular diet will even remain? Because I don't really eat much junk food apparently.

[Hunter (Totally NOT a communist ☭)]

Nice symbolism.

I mostly remember the painting with two of her

[Elizabeth ♛Smart Girls Love Trashy Books♛]

The one with the funnel is my favourite, obviously. Because I know how that feels.

[Elizabeth ♛Smart Girls Love Trashy Books♛]

Categories :

[1-6] Personal
[7-27] General whump
[28-32] NSFW edition
[33-37] Make me choose (you have a gun to your head, choose quick!)

1. Whats your name/nickname?
2. What’s your gender?
3. Which country do you live in?
4. What’s your first language?
5. How old are you?
6. Have any other blog on tumblr? Link them if you feel like it.
7. What’s your favorite type of whumpee?
8. What is the main character trait you like to see in a whumpee?
9. Who is your favorite whumpee? (at the moment, or in general if you can)
10. Name one character you would love to see/read whump of but can’t find any.
11. Favorite whump trope?
12. Least favorite whump trope? (any that you really, really don’t like?)
13. Favorite physical injury?
14. What’s your weapon of choice for inflicting any sort of injury to your whumpee? (Like a gun, a whip, a knife, a sword, whichever…)
15. Favorite kind of trauma? (emotional/psychological whump)
16. A whump show/movie/book you’d recommend right now?
17. When was the last time you got butterflies/experienced good whump? What was it?
18. Name 3 of your favorite whump blogs (or more if you want)
19. If you were a character in a whump scene, would you be the caretaker, the whumper, or the whumpee?
20. How do you feel about medwhump?
21. Does anyone around you know that you’re a whumper? If so, tell us the story of how it went when you told someone.
22. When did you realize you were into whump?
23. How did you find out about the whump community? When was it?
24. When did you create your whump blog if you have one?
25. Are you on the whump chat? If so, give your username.
26. Give the episode/film title of that one whump scene you keep watching over and over again (don’t lie to us, we all have that scene)
27. Do you write fics/create art? Is it whumpy? Give us a link if you feel like it.
28. How do you feel about noncon/dubcon?
29. Ever written/drawn noncon/dubcon scenes?
30. What is your favorite whump trope, nsfw-wise?
31. Do you like reading/watching consensual role play scenes, in which one character/actor is getting punished/whumped by someone?
32. Do you like reading/watching nonconsensuel sex scenes? (yup, I’m talking about r*pe here. No shame in that, there’s a whole section of it on ao3)
33. Open wounds or bruises? Or neither?
34. Screaming in pain or crying and whimpering?
35. Defiant or submissive?
36. Hurt or comfort?
37. Images or sounds?

[Elizabeth ♛Smart Girls Love Trashy Books♛]

I don't know they all sound like fun questions to answer haha

[Hunter (Totally NOT a communist ☭)]

What's whump??

[Elizabeth ♛Smart Girls Love Trashy Books♛]

Stories where characters are put into physically or mentally painful situations, like for example them getting a stomach bug.

[Elizabeth ♛Smart Girls Love Trashy Books♛]

This is the funnel picture I was talking about earlier:



And this is the painting Grandma Lorraine wants to repaint:

[Elizabeth ♛Smart Girls Love Trashy Books♛]

Please no.....anything but this....why did it increase......

[Elizabeth ♛Smart Girls Love Trashy Books♛]

Moderate is the highest it can go on a regular day.....

[Elizabeth ♛Smart Girls Love Trashy Books♛]

Like you guys can't even begin to understand how terrified I am right now.

[Elizabeth ♛Smart Girls Love Trashy Books♛]

I'm literally trembling and shaking from fright; my teeth are chattering. I can't eat and I don't really feel tired anymore. That's how scared I am....

[Elizabeth ♛Smart Girls Love Trashy Books♛]

I feel really numb...like I'm in such a state of disbelief.....

[Hunter (Totally NOT a communist ☭)]

What's it looking like there? i can't see the map

[Elizabeth ♛Smart Girls Love Trashy Books♛]

We're in the Moderate Risk part, which is the highest the risks can go if there's no tornado outbreak. It means super destructive winds, large hail, and big tornadoes. And all the meteorologists are saying southern Indiana is one of the places that's ripe for tornado activity today!!!!!!!

[Elizabeth ♛Smart Girls Love Trashy Books♛]

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!