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~Look Down, You're Talking to Your Highness~[R]

Me: *sweats nervously*



actually me

I'd only do that stuff with a girl if she was into it too. Super kinky and all."
kinky is fun though

it's very mild compared to some yes

eh people like what they like


And don't tell me what I can and can't do. I was actually making a joke.

I didn't. I said you shouldn't. i also say people shouldn't be racist buttfaces, yet they choose to be anyway.
I didn't know it was a joke :\


But just regular vomit doesn't mean you're dying, you could've just spun too much or something.
I don't care if the person intends to throw up or not, as long as it's vomit. But I don't really want to be thrown up on.

I don't remember what he was even mad about or what he yelled at me for, but I remember that scene in the kitchen extremely vividly. I can taste that macaroni and cheese still, like I had just eaten it.

I want to conquer the world with my Samurai instead. And roleplay. And stuff.


As Toris was cleaning, Alfred stood up and pulled out a certain music record he was meaning to play for a while but never really had an opportunity to. He softly placed it on the record player and pulled the needle on, and soon the rapid beat of swinging jazz filled his house, making him grin. He sure did love jazz music, and within time, Toris would learn to love it too. He walked into the kitchen, finding Toris still in the middle of sweeping.
"Hey, do you know this song?" He asked happily, grabbing Toris's hands and quickly doing a swing dance with him in time to the music, the basic 'rock rock' step.
"Huh?" Toris asked in confusion, blushing from how close Alfred was to him. And he had never done this type of dance before in Imperial Russia!
"It's swing-dancing," Alfred explained, pulling Toris' arm over his head and rapidly spinning him around and then pulling him close to his body, only to just as quickly push him away in time to the song. "It's super fast and fun!"
"O-oh-!" Toris said simply, allowing Alfred to spin and twist him all around, clearly not caring if he knew the steps or not-he just wanted a partner.
Soon the crazy-fast jazz song ended, and Alfred finished the dance with Toris just barely holding onto his hand, being pulled away by the song's tempo. Alfred was breathing heavily, but had a huge smile on his face. "It's a great way to lose weight!" He grinned, and even though Toris couldn't understand him, his happiness was really infectious, so he gave him a big grin of his own back. "Here, let me help you," He then offered, getting on his knees and holding out the dustpan for Toris, who then swept the rice into it. Alfred tossed the mess into the dustbin.

I also told her I'm proud of it since I feel like not a lot of people in America have cousin marriages that recent in their history. Like they probably have them from the 1600's or something, but mine was just a few generations ago. It's something that makes me unique. And no it wasn't illegal when they did it.



https://www.fanfiction.net/s/12833039...
The real question is....which fanfic should I work on now?

I don't understand how someone messes up that badly, because even in an anime, the opening says 'original story by writer of the manga' so I don't understand what that girl was smoking? Because there's no way she made that mistake with a clear mind.




I feel like if you want to make your OC related to a canon character, it should be a character that's really minor or on the side, and make them a distant relative. Something that doesn't affect the plot, but at the same time, you could see that relationship actually being a thing in canon.
Like my Diabolik Lovers OC is a daughter of Lord Richter because he is a side character who doesn't really appear in the first two games and doesn't do much in the third. His only importance to the plot is being the Sakamakis' uncle, but they never go into detail about him
Or I'm just a big freaking hypocrite.

THIS MUST BE THE PAYMENT KARMA GIVES ME FOR ALL THE GOOD THINGS I HAVE DONE IN MY LIFE

But now I have seen true beauty with my own eyes. I have seen the truth.
I have never seen such explicit yet beautiful vomit scenes outside of porn, and I am grateful. Truly, Yana Toboso knows what her fanbase is into.
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