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Rashia
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May 21, 2017 03:26PM
"Maturity doesn't matter at my age..."
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"Because you basically revert back to being a baby in college anyway. Lots of crying, napping and having adults closely fussing over you."
Johnathan grinned happily. Guess it was a good thing to hang out in the sun today.
It took a minute for Silver to calmed down.
"I didn't know I was that funny, usually people just roll their eyes. Of course I do say some terrible puns."
"Well, it's been a long time since I had a decent excuse to laugh."
Johnathan lit up. "Well then I'm just going to give you more reasons." He tapped his chin before silently cheering in victory. "Where does a sheep go for a hair cut?"
He ignored her wrong question and instead answered, "The baaaa baaa shop!"
"Victory!!!" He laughed with her for a second before thinking up a new one when the laughter pettered out. "What do you get when you put a candle in a suit of armor?"
Silver had been thinking about what it could be but didn't think of that, hence another fit of laughter.
"Before I ask you this next one, I need to know if you're a Star Wars fan."
"Perfect! You'll understand this joke then." Johnathan thanked his sisters for their awful jokes while watching the movies. "Why would a storm trooper by an iPhone?"
"Because he can't find the Droid he's looking for." He grinned widely.
Silver laughed a bit. "Boy, they had to have gotten into so much trouble."
Johnathan snorted and looked mortified for a second before just laughing. "I'm sorry, but that was genius."
Silver chuckled and looked at him curiously. "What was?"
"Your response to my joke! We could be a comedic act with you coming up with witty replies to my terrible jokes!" He tapped his chin, as if actually planning out their act in his head.
Silver smiled. "Sounds good. Any ideas?"
"Um...no. Maybe this isn't such a good idea." He dramatically sighed, completely heartbroken.
"How are we going to have an act if I have no material or any ideas? It will be the two of us sitting awkwardly on stage till one of says 'well this is going great'."
"That's good. How about you be the funny one and I'll be the stereotypical kid of Athena?"
"Yes and sticking to the facts."
"You mean what are my jokes? I need a theme."
"It could vary from show to show. One time it could be Star Wars, another politics, another life, and another Walmart." Silver said with a smile.
"Yeah. Don;t you have Walmarts in Canada?"
"Yeah but....I've just never been in one." John blushed lightly while a sheepish grin slips his face.
Silver smiled. "Good, good. Don't go. Wait a second. You could make good remarks about it and I could state the facts. Because it stinks."
"Oh gods, this is literally just going to be me acting like an idiot and you correcting me all the time isn't it?" John sighed dramatically again.
Silver laughed. "No. This is you acting like the humor genius and me being the professor."
"I was just giving an example."
"Oh." Light embarrassed colored his cheeks pink.
Silver smiled. "You're fine."
"Oh thank the gods." He titled his head a little. "You are like the complete opposite of judgmental. How do you not judge me?"
Silver's face feel slightly before her smile returned. "I learned the hard way not to judge."
"Oh." He seemed to be doing that a lot with her, saying something and soon realizing it had a different effect then he meant.
