Confuzzling Things

[Duchy]

So I was eating ice cream the other night and looking at the moon, and it made me wonder: is the moon really made of cheese?

[Hope ♡]

Nah, but I wish it was!

[Hope ♡]

#My friends do this cute thing where they ignore me until they need something, aw love them so much.

#If your ex texts you, it's probably because they tried to replace you, but failed.

#I want someone to look at me the way I look at chocolate cake.

#I’m really good at keeping secrets because five minutes later I forget what you told me because I don’t care.

#Your grave: VIP
My grave: RIP

#90% of the ocean is undiscovered and you're telling me mermaids don't exist.

#Dentist: *pokes gums with sharp pointy instrument of death* #"Your gums are bleeding because you don't floss..."

#It's cute that they sell family sized oreo boxes thinking that people are gonna share them with their family.

#My hobbies include trying to close the elevator door before someone else gets on.